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Invisiblemjshroomer
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MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland
    #2855159 - 07/04/04 02:20 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Here is from last year my friend Mr. Boon Boon cutting gras for me so I can pick het kee quai (Mushroom which appears after water Buffalo Shit).



\and this one is from just two days ago.

I fiished chewing a leaf of Kraton with my colleague David. Bitter and numbed the mouth and made me talk my ass off for two hours and than gave me stomach ache for two days.

A pictue of me and Boon Boon after chewing the leaf.

More pictures from this event later with Ma Betel and her red gummy gum gums.



So after the Kratom adventure I felt masturbatory and had to yank that shroom.



And to show you how big that shroomy was, see below.



mj until we meet again and goodnight Mrs, Calabash, wherever you are

A free print to whomever knows the story of who Mrs. calabash is and/or was.

mj


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2855174 - 07/04/04 02:24 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

your a strange fellow... nice shroom... say hi to ur buddy for me...


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2855236 - 07/04/04 02:42 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"GOOD NIGHT, Mrs. Calabash--wherever you are!"
For years, Jimmy Durante ended his radio and television shows with that unusual sign-off. Most people thought the mysterious Mrs. Calabash must have been some fictional character that Durante dreamed up just to tease his audiences. But longtime residents of Calabash, North Carolina, know otherwise. The folks in this town will tell you that she was a real person with a real name--and a fascinating story besides. They claim that Mrs. Calabash was really a local woman named Lucille "Lucy" Coleman.
In 1940, Lucy was 28 years old and ran a restaurant in Calabash, then a tiny seaside community bordering South Carolina. Durante and his touring troupe are said to have stopped in for supper one night. It may have been the genuine homespun friendliness of the young restaurant owner that prompted the gregarious Jimmy Durante to beckon Lucy over to his table for some short chit-chat. "I'm going to make you famous," vowed Durante, thinking she recognized his well-known face. (In fact, at that moment, she didn't even know who he was!).
As Durante and his group were walking out the door after their meal, he turned to Lucy and said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash."
It wasn't long afterward that this popular entertainer began signing off his radio shows with a similar message. For years, audiences enjoyed this rather lighthearted farewell. By the time of Durante's death in 1980, it had become one of his trademarks, almost as recognizable as his big "schnozzola." While that sign-off may have remained a mystery to most folks, Calabash residents believe it was Durante's way of saying to Mrs. Coleman, "Hi, Lucy--I remember you, if you're still out there somewhere."
Lucy Coleman passed away in 1989, nearly 50 years after her meeting with Jimmy Durante. Calabash residents note that Lucy recognized the significance of Durante's little secret message but preferred to stay out of the limelight. She had no desire to claim credit as the real "Mrs. Calabash." She didn't speak much about her 'Mrs. Calabash' entity, and declined all interviews and all invitations to appear on television."
Apparently, Durante's popularity was so great that he could immortalize a prim Southern restaurant keeper. But neither he nor anyone else could get her to talk.
Obviously, neither Durante nor Ms. Coleman shared any kind of personal relationship with each other. However, this particular case is worthy of note because it points out one of the sweeter sides of human nature shared by and between males and females. It's the magic of a moment when two people, who would otherwise have no attraction for each other at all, share a connection that becomes a memory for a lifetime.


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: Hanky]
    #2856003 - 07/04/04 12:21 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

lol mj is awesome!

nice pics brother!


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2856685 - 07/04/04 05:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I heard that kratom is pretty illegal substance in Thailand, Props on the cubes however.


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2857858 - 07/05/04 03:29 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

oh mj you thilly thilly man


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2858232 - 07/05/04 08:56 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Boon Boon seems like a very nice guy :thumbup:


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2867651 - 07/08/04 05:01 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

MJ.....Do i get my free print?


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2867842 - 07/08/04 07:30 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

i gotta admit i cheated... i cut and pasted this after a yahoo search...

"GOOD NIGHT, Mrs. Calabash--wherever you are!"
For years, Jimmy Durante ended his radio and television shows with that unusual sign-off. Most people thought the mysterious Mrs. Calabash must have been some fictional character that Durante dreamed up just to tease his audiences. But longtime residents of Calabash, North Carolina believe otherwise. The folks in this town will tell you she was a real person with a real name--and a fascinating story to boot. They claim that Mrs. Calabash was really a local woman named Lucille "Lucy" Coleman.
In 1940, Lucy was 28 years old and running a restaurant in Calabash, then a tiny seaside community bordering South Carolina. Durante and his touring entertainment troupe are said to have stopped in for supper one night. It may have been the genuine homespun friendliness of the young restaurant owner that prompted the gregarious Jimmy Durante to beckon Lucy over to his table for some short chitchat. "I'm going to make you famous," vowed Durante, thinking she recognized his well-known face. (In fact, at that moment, she didn't even know who he was!) Lucy's daughter, Clarice Holden, says she will never forget what happened next.
SECRET SIGN OFF
"As Mr. Durante and his group were walking out the door after their meal," Clarice recalls,"he turned to my mom and said, 'Good night Mrs. Calabash.' "It wasn't long afterward that this popular entertainer began signing off his radio shows with a similar message. For years, audiences enjoyed this rather lighthearted farewell mystery. By the time of Durante's death in 1980, it had become one of his trademarks, almost as recognizable as his big "schnozzola". But while that sign-off may have remained a mystery to most folks, Calabash residents believe it was Durante's way of saying to Mrs. Coleman, "Hi, Lucy--I remember you, if you're still out there now."Lucy Coleman passed away in 1989, nearly 50 years after her meeting with Jimmy Durante. Calabash residents note that Lucy recognized the significance of Durante's little secret message but preferred to stay out of the limelight. She had no desire to claim credit as the real "Mrs. Calabash." "Mom was a very private person," recalls Clarice, "She didn't speak much about her 'Mrs. Calabash' entity, and declined all interviews and all invitations to appear on television."Apparently, Durante's popularity was so great that he could immortalize a prim Southern restaurant keeper. But neither he nor anyone else could get her to talk.


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Re: MYCOPORN: Mj's 9 Inch Penial Gland [Re: MikeOLogical]
    #2867880 - 07/08/04 08:04 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Hey Mike,

Someone at Mycotopia just posted that you and I are one and the same.

And I was informed that hippie3 says I am spamming him all over the place.

Probmlem is that everyone one here knowns I am completely computer stupid.

So is he, and Hanky got tot he answer first. so you missed that one. Check out one of three new batiks at the marketplace I had designed and my friend crweated for me.

mj

Have a shroomy day to all,

mj


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