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Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous * 3
    #28526929 - 11/02/23 06:07 PM (2 months, 25 days ago)

So I'm looking for somewhere to order food I can walk to and from so am checking reviews on google, I see tons of 1 star reviews and then a ton of 4 + 5 star reviews for most places with a 4.0(ish) average.  They always have customers that give one star for commonplace shit that happens at restaurants.  Inevitably, when I go look at the reviews they left for other places I see they give out 60+% one star reviews.  It's a sad commentary on the state of affairs and the state of these individuals' mindset that they HONESTLY believe that 60-70% of the businesses they patronize deserve one star.  What do they expect?  A free five star Michelin restaurant?!?

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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #28527003 - 11/02/23 07:18 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

I always find Word of mouth to be a way better method of measuring where to go. Because you don’t even know if those reviews are real half the time. The three star review is usually the most honest one there.
You’ll see like 5 five star reviews that all sound really similar to each other.
Then you have the one one star review that tells you that the food was cold and sucked.
It’s really difficult trying to separate the wheat from the chaff.

When you see somebody walking out of a place. Just ask them what they liked about it. Or if they would recommend it.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #28527250 - 11/02/23 10:41 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

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theRealrollforever said:
So I'm looking for somewhere to order food I can walk to and from so am checking reviews on google, I see tons of 1 star reviews and then a ton of 4 + 5 star reviews for most places with a 4.0(ish) average.  They always have customers that give one star for commonplace shit that happens at restaurants.  Inevitably, when I go look at the reviews they left for other places I see they give out 60+% one star reviews.  It's a sad commentary on the state of affairs and the state of these individuals' mindset that they HONESTLY believe that 60-70% of the businesses they patronize deserve one star.  What do they expect?  A free five star Michelin restaurant?!?

:niggawhy:




These people might have trouble interacting due to autism or some other issue


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #28527271 - 11/02/23 11:08 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

Hey Rolls theyre mostly bots Nothing to sweat rly


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #28527894 - 11/03/23 12:46 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

I leave Yelp reviews on places that I visit and I have never left a one star.
I use yelp, and like seeing the pictures and reading about the food, etc.
Some are really rude. And they complain about things that are not important to me. Some you can read the review and see that they are the problem not the business.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: loladoreen] * 1
    #28527987 - 11/03/23 02:26 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

Oh but the entertainment factor. :lol: I love the guy that owns the dispo near my work. He runs a legit 4.9 star business. Owns three stores and is a master at calling out the one stars. Most one stars are people like this..


Response from the owner 2 months ago
Wow, drop a one star review for all of the stores?  Rachel, you are clearly miserable.  You drop one star reviews left and right and seem to be unhappy everywhere you go.  Who is the common denominator here, across 4 stores in Shelton, each of whom you have left a one star review? 

You, Rachel, are the common denominator.  Please do not come back.  We won't miss the negative vibe that follows you in life.  Take it elsewhere.

Feel free to contact me directly - But I'm sure that you won't. (email removed)


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever] * 3
    #28527996 - 11/03/23 02:32 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

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theRealrollforever said:
So I'm looking for somewhere to order food I can walk to and from so am checking reviews on google, I see tons of 1 star reviews and then a ton of 4 + 5 star reviews for most places with a 4.0(ish) average.  They always have customers that give one star for commonplace shit that happens at restaurants.  Inevitably, when I go look at the reviews they left for other places I see they give out 60+% one star reviews.  It's a sad commentary on the state of affairs and the state of these individuals' mindset that they HONESTLY believe that 60-70% of the businesses they patronize deserve one star.  What do they expect?  A free five star Michelin restaurant?!?

:niggawhy:





It's elemental my dear watson.

Most people are shit.

Most businesses are owned by people.

Therefore, most businesses are shit.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: the_chosen_one]
    #28528011 - 11/03/23 03:04 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

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the_chosen_one said:
Oh but the entertainment factor. :lol: I love the guy that owns the dispo near my work. He runs a legit 4.9 star business. Owns three stores and is a master at calling out the one stars. Most one stars are people like this..
That was hilarious.

Response from the owner 2 months ago
Wow, drop a one star review for all of the stores?  Rachel, you are clearly miserable.  You drop one star reviews left and right and seem to be unhappy everywhere you go.  Who is the common denominator here, across 4 stores in Shelton, each of whom you have left a one star review? 

You, Rachel, are the common denominator.  Please do not come back.  We won't miss the negative vibe that follows you in life.  Take it elsewhere.

Feel free to contact me directly - But I'm sure that you won't. (email removed)




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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: loladoreen]
    #28528018 - 11/03/23 03:11 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

Another one star..

I loved my 2nd visit there especially the girl with the 🎶blue~hair ! I look forward to running out of 🌿smoke ! Just to go there again !😎

sincerely psycho💀Billy
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Response from the owner 2 years ago
I'm confused - was this supposed to be a five star review?


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: the_chosen_one]
    #28528030 - 11/03/23 03:20 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

Two star..

Not really camping if you're at soccer field and baseball park....

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Response from the owner 3 months ago
Not sure why you left a review for a camping place when we are a cannabis dispensary?  I do fully understand that our products are that good, and I certainly hope that you are not driving in such a condition.  But, please, change your review.  Not sure how this happened...you are a dear customer :smile:

another..

We need more discounts

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Response from the owner a year ago
RUBEN, you need to buy us dinner first<3

another one star, and my favorite.

Bullsh*t!!!  $46 for some junk pot recommended/suggestive sold Savage junk.  The pesticides taste like cheap mens cologne.  The female with fancy painted eye lids either doesn’t know what’s she’s talking about or she lied and promoted the junk.  Either way it’s a scam.  Store should make it right.  Bullsh*t!!

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Response from the owner 4 months ago
And…a one star review is a great start, but you did certainly forecast that this is what you were going to do.

I was warned about you already. The pretty one with the painted eye lids that you’ve been hard up trying to get her number, but multiple times she said she’s not single or interested - is that the one?  I just want to be clear that we are talking about the same person.

How should I make this right with you? Give you her number or Snap so you continue to harass her since she won’t? Condone your behavior and agree that she doesn’t know anything m? Give you your money back?

How about this - you don’t make a brand new Google profile to post a BS review since you were rejected, and I’ll gladly give you your money back, IF you promise to never come back in again. Deal?

Text me at (removed). Happy to continue this conversation offline in furtherance of the store should make it right, but I do hope that whatever you do, please leave this review up for others to see, ok?

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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever] * 3
    #28528034 - 11/03/23 03:24 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

It should work like the Shroomery rating system. If you give out too many low scores then the low scores you give out are given minimal weight but the high ones you give are weighted extra, and vice versa.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: psi]
    #28528066 - 11/03/23 03:52 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

It would be fair if the business could rate the customer without repercussions.

We have a few keyboard warriors that have low rated where I work and we are honest and up front with everything. It's a small town and you have to be to stay in business. Funny how most of our low ones write a novel for a review but won't talk to us directly.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: the_chosen_one] * 1
    #28528070 - 11/03/23 03:53 PM (2 months, 24 days ago)

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the_chosen_one said:
It would be fair if the business could rate the customer without repercussions.

We have a few keyboard warriors that have low rated where I work and we are honest and up front with everything. It's a small town and you have to be to stay in business. Funny how most of our low ones write a novel for a review but won't talk to us directly.




That would be funny


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: psi] * 1
    #28528366 - 11/03/23 07:48 PM (2 months, 23 days ago)

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psi said:
It should work like the Shroomery rating system. If you give out too many low scores then the low scores you give out are given minimal weight but the high ones you give are weighted extra, and vice versa.



I recall someone exploiting it by writing a script that gave 5's to as many people as possible, out rating even Vinsue by a lot, and then leveraging it to rate bomb some people.

Could probably mitigate that sort of thing on a restaurant review system by spam filtering or limiting the number of rates someone can make per day based on some sort of authenticity rating though.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever] * 2
    #28528415 - 11/03/23 08:46 PM (2 months, 23 days ago)

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theRealrollforever said:
So I'm looking for somewhere to order food I can walk to and from so am checking reviews on google, I see tons of 1 star reviews and then a ton of 4 + 5 star reviews for most places with a 4.0(ish) average.  They always have customers that give one star for commonplace shit that happens at restaurants.  Inevitably, when I go look at the reviews they left for other places I see they give out 60+% one star reviews.  It's a sad commentary on the state of affairs and the state of these individuals' mindset that they HONESTLY believe that 60-70% of the businesses they patronize deserve one star.  What do they expect?  A free five star Michelin restaurant?!?

:niggawhy:




are you looking for chinese food?  or do you legitimately live in a place where you are unfamiliar with the restaurants and don't have a car...  dang you must live in a metro area or be in college.

you also need to check the iching, btw.  what is the iching today?  c'mon, basic stuff here, man.

if the iching is auspicious, consider the following feng shui elements:
+ don't go to a neighborhood that is exceptionally affluent; they'll prolly try to teach e and/or be subsidized by her
+ don't go to someplace right on top of a college campus; they'll prolly try to teach e AND know that dumb college kids will keep going back anyway
+ it's not always "new number one"
+ take a minute and feel the place out; if you can tell that they are obviously rolling then chances are they may try and advertise the fortune cookies
+ try someplace near highways or travel or hotels
+ try someplace in the ghetto where even if they did advertise no-one is going to give an asian chick money to cook AND do that
+ try learning some chinese and say your leg hurts and you need gold

i don't exactly have it figured out and i don't pick at it much anymore, so if you end up with a stomach full of acid don't blame me.  iono, order alot of fried stuff too.  get like, crab rangoon, shrimp toast AND eggroll on top of your soup.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: stimpson]
    #28528435 - 11/03/23 09:15 PM (2 months, 23 days ago)

Is this guy retarded?

:braindamage:


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The order has to be secret and no one is sure.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #28528460 - 11/03/23 10:00 PM (2 months, 23 days ago)

You give one star to people who give one star. Meta or something


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: GenericHero] * 1
    #28528476 - 11/03/23 10:25 PM (2 months, 23 days ago)

You'll like this OP.

I gave the bong store near me a bad rating for having anti vax propaganda at the front counter. I went to buy pipe not see retarded BS. If you own a business don't alienate fifty percent of your customers by promoting your shitty viewpoints. They since went out of business now the closest bong shop is like 20 min drive. I kind of wish there was still a bong shop across the street, my hope was to shame them into removing it rather than see them go under. All of them are slowly dying as people buy paraphernalia at dispensaries now...


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #28528488 - 11/03/23 10:45 PM (2 months, 23 days ago)

Heres some of mine.

DVDXpress Kiosk
3208 Sunset Blvd NE, Renton, WA 98056

This is a phone at a marketplace. A random cleaning woman answered the phone and couldn't speak English well enough to understand I wanted a movie called the crow. “They have a crow” then she got really angry at me for calling.
1 star.


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Re: Online reviews are absolutely ridiculous [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28528490 - 11/03/23 10:48 PM (2 months, 23 days ago)

Safeway
17230 140th Ave SE

I fill my own water bottles, when I first went there I asked what to do with this large 5 gallon water bottle I was holding and they said to bring it to my car and to pay for it in self checkout. I've been doing this for months and I just had a very uncomfortable experience with a woman following me to the doors and then asking as I was leaving if I was going to pay for my water bottle. I turned around and showed her what I was holding and said what am I supposed to do, I'll pay for it self check out like I always have. I've spent thousands of dollars over time in this piece of shit place and I get harassed by some Bitch! Overall pretty shifty customer service, I always bag my own stuff. They usually don't have enough baggers.

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