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Rache2020
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4] 1
#28437489 - 08/17/23 06:55 PM (5 months, 9 days ago) |
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Tbh women talk about this stuff too so I shouldn't be too harsh on the guys. There was a guy at my school that literally our entire year knew had a curved penis. He wasn't even in my year but the year above and I'd moved schools and noticed him so I asked my friend about him and she said "oh yeh his names X, btw his cock bends to the left" or something like that. Talked to someone else about him (not even same friendship group) and mentioned I knew something specific about his manhood-she confirmed it was true lol. Evidently someone who had slept with him made sure to tell everyone that intimate detail. Pretty shitty of her.
Looking back, I have no idea what the big deal was. To this day I don't know anything else about him (can't even remember his name) but I know that. No one ever even mentioned what his performance was like, and I didn't get to find out either
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Rache2020
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Anonymous #11 said: This is a very typical thread for the shroomery. The thread starts out with "this is the best pussy I've ever had this pussy was so good" and then someone else says "this is the best pussy I ever had you wouldn't believe this pussy was such incredible pussy."
Then a few pages later the main conversation is all about cock show your cock what guy on here has the best cock let's see those cocks where's the show your cock etc etc
What is it about every single thing on the shroomery turning into a conversation about cocks. The conversation started out talking about the best pussy etc. Now it's talking about cocks.
??????
Well it is what it is I guess
Because as my good friend anonymous#4 pointed out earlier in the thread-there was just tumbleweed after a mere few posts. He's the only one getting it on the reg, dunno what that says for the rest of the guys on the site but yeh LOL.
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020] 4
#28437543 - 08/17/23 07:46 PM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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#4 is a teenager making up bullshit to look big on the internet, real adults dont waste their time.
Pussy feels like pussy, what makes it special is the human connected to it.
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
#28437570 - 08/17/23 08:14 PM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Rache2020 said: Tbh women talk about this stuff too so I shouldn't be too harsh on the guys. There was a guy at my school that literally our entire year knew had a curved penis. He wasn't even in my year but the year above and I'd moved schools and noticed him so I asked my friend about him and she said "oh yeh his names X, btw his cock bends to the left" or something like that. Talked to someone else about him (not even same friendship group) and mentioned I knew something specific about his manhood-she confirmed it was true lol. Evidently someone who had slept with him made sure to tell everyone that intimate detail. Pretty shitty of her.
Looking back, I have no idea what the big deal was. To this day I don't know anything else about him (can't even remember his name) but I know that. No one ever even mentioned what his performance was like, and I didn't get to find out either 
A guy had a curved penis and everybody knew about it?
So like I heard this one story too of this guy that slept with this girl in high school and apparently she had this like roast beef vagina and he told everybody she was so embarrassed.
It must be weird being the only guy in the world with a curved penis or the only girl in the world with a roast beef vagina 
Come on I might be posting anonymously but at least I'm not making up stories
Rache2020 are you sure you're not a dude pretending you're a girl? Did you have another account called ladycakes? If a man wanted to really get guys real excited he would create an account saying he was a girl and then go on the internet and see everybody's reactions.
I know what I think though
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Rache2020
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I swear I'm not making it up. I might be exaggerating about the whole year knowing, I have no idea how many kids knew but it seemed like *everybody* knew at the time. I don't get the big deal about it either, that's what my friends told me though-we were like 16/17 so I guess still immature! And yes teenage boys (and grown men) definitely spread info about women's bodies and what they are like in bed too. Why would I even make that story up.
Can confirm I'm definitely a woman.
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
#28437772 - 08/18/23 02:13 AM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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I guess what I was trying to say is I don't really think there's any such thing as a person that doesn't have a crooked penis. Like is there such thing as a woman that doesn't have a roast beef vagina?
I mean a penis has to be crooked at some point. How much more crooked some are than others is one thing. But all are crooked
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My girl has no roast beef vagina. It's an immaculate innie. She just texted me from work telling me when she went to the bathroom she smelled my cum from last night. I plant it deep every night except the days leading up to her ovulation.
My cock is crooked though. I think it's from using the same hand to jerk off.
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Anonymous #3
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Vaginas come in all shapes and sizes.
Some of the best punani Ive had was high on drugs.
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Anonymous #11
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Crooked penis



Roast beef vagina







Please find me a non crooked penis or a non roast beef vagina. You can't because they don't exist.
They are crooked
Or roast beef
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These are the most straight or non roast beef I can find





















And even at that I feel like these are all photoshopped or like surgery or something. In general the penis is crooked and the vagina is roast beef. This is the way of nature.
Simple things of that nature
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Rache2020
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Lynnch said: #4 is a teenager making up bullshit to look big on the internet, real adults dont waste their time.
Pussy feels like pussy, what makes it special is the human connected to it.
I love that quote! Aw, romance isn't dead afterall 
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Anonymous #11 said: I guess what I was trying to say is I don't really think there's any such thing as a person that doesn't have a crooked penis. Like is there such thing as a woman that doesn't have a roast beef vagina?
I mean a penis has to be crooked at some point. How much more crooked some are than others is one thing. But all are crooked
Well I'm no expert! I guess it was crooked enough in his case to be notable...I wish I could've gotten proof myself, sigh. Wouldn't have bothered me at all what it was shaped like.
@anonymous11 well that's put paid to any fantasy I had of giving the women a try. I'm mostly straight but have definitely been turned on by women on occasion too. When you've got a fanny yourself you don't tend to see it so close up and in such detail...a good thing really! But after those pictures, perhaps I'll stick to men afterall...I don't think I could go there.
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
#28438715 - 08/18/23 10:05 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?
But I guess the way I've seen some men stare at women's assholes I definitely can say that I myself would never be that impressed by mine 
Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa
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Rache2020
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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?
I can admire my breasts, I don't look that close at anything else-I'd need a mirror to see as much as these women are putting out there! Except for the neat ones they all look pretty ugly to me. I guess it's confirmation I'm straight 
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Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa 
I guess it's just true about men being way more visual than women. Those pictures are A LOT lol. Most of them don't even look sensual or sexy to me, more clinical just putting it all on show. I guess I can just admire women in bikinis etc. and that's about the extent of it.
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(Disclaimer: She also said this was the best sex we ever had and was really into violence and force. That being said, respect consent)
I was with my girlfriend at the time and we had met online. After meeting in person we were fucking like rabbits. Day 4 and she wants to get really crazy, like tie her up abuse her all of that. I don't know what caused it, but I started to lose my erection while fucking her. She got mad, started hitting me, trying to bite me, saying I wasn't attracted to her and telling me to get out of her.
I told her stop and she spit in my face and tried to bite me again. I hit her in the face and started choking her and got hard again. I hit her again and kept going. I don't know if we're both fucked up, maybe it's normal, but I agree with her, it was probably the best sex we ever had.
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
#28440203 - 08/20/23 07:14 AM (5 months, 6 days ago) |
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Did you get it in her ass?
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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?
I can admire my breasts, I don't look that close at anything else-I'd need a mirror to see as much as these women are putting out there! Except for the neat ones they all look pretty ugly to me. I guess it's confirmation I'm straight 
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Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa 
I guess it's just true about men being way more visual than women. Those pictures are A LOT lol. Most of them don't even look sensual or sexy to me, more clinical just putting it all on show. I guess I can just admire women in bikinis etc. and that's about the extent of it.
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Mr.Steal.Your.Girl
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020] 2
#28507693 - 10/17/23 03:49 AM (3 months, 10 days ago) |
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It may have something to do with the fact that as we age and mature, we have a better understanding of who we are, what we like / dislike, what we are willing to "put up with" for the lack of a better word, and so on. As well as, having less time or patients for games. There is a lot to be said for a person who is confident in who they are and what they like / need, and what they are looking for in a partner. A lot of the mind games is more of a younger man's and women's deal. Don't get me wrong, the older groups can still do their fair share of mind fucking and bullshitting, it just seems more of us ( I have recently turned 36 ) are less likely to put up with as much, unless you are into the cat and mouse game, as we would have previously in our younger days. Now the chase is always going to be a thing and can be some of the most intense and rewarding times, in a new relationship, but with the experience of our pasts, we gain more self-awareness and a better understanding with the opposite sex ( at least that should be the goal, learning from past relationships and mistakes, to grow as a person and become a better partner and person in general ) and with those experiences both parties typically are able to determine if they think this possible new relationship will be plausible and if they can see themselves with the other party either long term or if that person will fit into whatever possible relationship / situation they are seeking. Or as I like to say, If The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze! Basically you start off playing the games, having all the fun without the possible strings attached, learning yourself and trying to learn the opposite sex, and with each passing encounter and adventure, with each triumph and heartbreak, you slowly and in some cases unknowingly gain perspective and insight on who you truly are, deep down inside, and what you want, need, can't live without, will never put up with ever again, what you are willing to look past and compromise on in your next relationship. As they say knowledge is power, beauty is in the brains. Being confident in who you are is something that can only come when you truly know yourself, and you can only get that knowledge by going through the good times and the bad, taking time to look back, being honest with yourself, and growing from everything along the way. Most of that can only be achieved by someone who has lived, suffered through those heartbreaks and has a more miles under their belt. Thus, leading to many, both men and women alike, being drawn to and attracted to a partner who is older with a few more of those miles on their odometer than themselves. Sorry for the long-winded response... I hope I wasn't too repetitive and hopefully was able to shed some light and perspective! Maybe help some of the younger folks anticipate the times that will eventually come to fruition for a good number of them reading this. For one thing none of us can avoid (barring a tragedy) we will all age, some of that outer beauty may fade, eventually you will become the older cat on the block, to whom the kids refer to as "Unc" or "Auntie" who can't imagine ever was young with a wild side, facing your fair share of heartbreaks and hard times. The only question is, will you take those in stride, learning and growing from it, gaining all the experience, self-awareness, and confidence in hopes to possibly attract one of those younger sexy thangs who finds all that wisdom irresistible? Or will you end up alone, swearing off the opposite sex with a houseful of cats?! LOL that last part might be a bit sarcastic and farfetched, just trying to end with a smile! Peace and Love to all the beautiful souls on your journey through this wonderful thing we call life!! Thanks for listening.
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Pussy or cock for my vote. They're both fucking beautiful
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Anonymous #13 said: Pussy or cock for my vote. They're both fucking beautiful
This sounds like hella pleasure
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
#28523287 - 10/30/23 11:17 AM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?
I can admire my breasts, I don't look that close at anything else-I'd need a mirror to see as much as these women are putting out there! Except for the neat ones they all look pretty ugly to me. I guess it's confirmation I'm straight 
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Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa 
I guess it's just true about men being way more visual than women. Those pictures are A LOT lol. Most of them don't even look sensual or sexy to me, more clinical just putting it all on show. I guess I can just admire women in bikinis etc. and that's about the extent of it.
I feel this. Men are visual. Pictures are almost clinical... they do nothing for me. I do like breasts but I dont need to look at them to be aroused. Just different for men and women. But some women are more visual then others. I am not one of them. I could look at those pics all day and it wouldnt stir anything in me.
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