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GenesisCorrupted
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The official Mike Johnson thread.
#28518812 - 10/26/23 11:27 AM (3 months, 10 hours ago) |
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Looks like we have an even worse house speaker than we did last time. Really looking forward to all the bat shit crazy stuff he tries to do. Have a discussion over his points. Put memes and stupid jokes up. Express your displeasure for what we’re gonna have to experience in the house now.
This is a wreck room Mike Johnson’s the only thing in it…
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (10/29/23 10:54 PM)
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Is he worse then McCarthy yes. Is he worse then Jim Jordan? I really doubt it. But there was no scenario where a very moderate republican would've won.
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Pipe dream. Enough Republicans got mad enough to just vote with Democrats to make a democrat the leader of the house. 😂
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Seriously_trippin said: Is he worse then McCarthy yes. Is he worse then Jim Jordan? I really doubt it. But there was no scenario where a very moderate republican would've won.
Interesting article I read from 2016: They looked at republican focus groups, and found that they had a problem: voters would literally refuse to believe GOP policy proposals as factual, because they seemed too cartoonishly evil. They looked at the response to 9/11 (tax cuts, tax cuts, and only tax cuts), and then a very similar thing with abortion in 2016, where the majority or GOP focus groups (and general discourse) was that republicans would talk about abortion but not actually do anything about it.
Of course, as we all know, the GOP are, quite literally, cartoonishly evil, and their actual responses to 9/11 were corporate tax cuts, and their actual policy was to ban abortion.
So, what does Mike Johnson believe?
(1) raise retirement age, index it to life expectancy (2) raise medicare eligibility age, index it to life expectancy (3) get rid of tax breaks for employers covering all employees' medical coverage (4) get rid of obamacare (obviously) (5) make gay marriage illegal (6) criminalize gay sex (7) the only legitimate election is one where republicans win
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread [Re: Kryptos] 1
#28519988 - 10/27/23 10:35 AM (2 months, 30 days ago) |
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This is a trick question, isn't it?
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread [Re: Lynnch]
#28520004 - 10/27/23 10:54 AM (2 months, 30 days ago) |
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It literally does not matter. He’s not going to do anything the GOP wasn’t going to do anyway.
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread [Re: Kryptos]
#28520232 - 10/27/23 03:08 PM (2 months, 30 days ago) |
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Kryptos said:
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Seriously_trippin said: Is he worse then McCarthy yes. Is he worse then Jim Jordan? I really doubt it. But there was no scenario where a very moderate republican would've won.
Interesting article I read from 2016: They looked at republican focus groups, and found that they had a problem: voters would literally refuse to believe GOP policy proposals as factual, because they seemed too cartoonishly evil. They looked at the response to 9/11 (tax cuts, tax cuts, and only tax cuts), and then a very similar thing with abortion in 2016, where the majority or GOP focus groups (and general discourse) was that republicans would talk about abortion but not actually do anything about it.
Of course, as we all know, the GOP are, quite literally, cartoonishly evil, and their actual responses to 9/11 were corporate tax cuts, and their actual policy was to ban abortion.
So, what does Mike Johnson believe?
(1) raise retirement age, index it to life expectancy (2) raise medicare eligibility age, index it to life expectancy (3) get rid of tax breaks for employers covering all employees' medical coverage (4) get rid of obamacare (obviously) (5) make gay marriage illegal (6) criminalize gay sex (7) the only legitimate election is one where republicans win
Yeah he is definitely a garbage fire but you're right we can point out him wanting to raise the retirement age which Republicans would hate but Republicans hear that and believe its just a msm fake news lie
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GenesisCorrupted
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Lets make up a rumor lol. I heard from some wizard, that mike johnson “alledgedly” eats babies you guys… Didn’t you hear that?😂
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GenesisCorrupted said: Lets make up a rumor lol. I heard from some wizard, that mike johnson “alledgedly” eats babies you guys… Didn’t you hear that?😂
So he's actually a Democrat?!
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread (allegedly🤣) [Re: Sulfurshelfsean]
#28520789 - 10/28/23 02:37 AM (2 months, 29 days ago) |
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How about this one instead?🌝
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GenesisCorrupted
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread (allegedly🤣) [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
#28520808 - 10/28/23 03:12 AM (2 months, 29 days ago) |
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 What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread (allegedly🤣) [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
#28520809 - 10/28/23 03:16 AM (2 months, 29 days ago) |
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread (allegedly🤣) [Re: GenesisCorrupted] 1
#28520831 - 10/28/23 04:49 AM (2 months, 29 days ago) |
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Guess I just posted in the wrong thread; the Jordan one instead of here. I read one terrible scary article about Mike Johnson.
Is it insane to think the Republicans have a plan? They all voted for him so probably no government shutdown.
After that, Trump's future is more significant than other factors for how their party moves on.
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread (allegedly🤣) [Re: Brian Jones] 1
#28520837 - 10/28/23 05:08 AM (2 months, 29 days ago) |
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I think the plan was to avert the shut down. Past that, I think they’re gonna bicker and fight amongst each other for the entire session.
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread (allegedly🤣) [Re: GenesisCorrupted] 1
#28520868 - 10/28/23 06:51 AM (2 months, 29 days ago) |
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Your theory sounds better than any I can think of. I guess they had to agree on someone to not look stupid in general, and on averting the shutdown. If he's really MAGA there won't be more agreement.
But maybe he wants to make a mark on history more than he wants to be an ideologue. They can't get anything done without the Democrats. I know it sounds crazy.
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I’m pretty sure he’s a gay homosexual. He’s got all the classic symptoms for being a closeted republican.
Almost exactly 25 years ago, the GOP speaker of the house Newt Gingrich reigned during the Clinton impeachment after his extramarital affair was revealed. The GOP nominated Bob Livingston to replace Gingrich, but within days Livingston withdrew after his own affair was made public. The GOP finally settled on a closeted gay man named Dennis Hastert, the longest serving GOP speaker in history. In 2016, Hastert was revealed to have been involved in a blackmail scheme where he was paying off a former high school athlete he had molested when he was the schools wrestling coach. Multiple other victims came forward. Hastert spent 16 months prison.
The party of family values
In 2015, while appearing on a CSPAN call in show, a man believed to be one of his victims called in and asked “do you remember me?”
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Re: The official fuck Mike Johnson thread. [Re: koods] 1
#28528514 - 11/03/23 11:36 PM (2 months, 22 days ago) |
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Man speaking of. Conservative mayor of small Alabama town and baptist preacher is outed as a closet transgender woman by website. They published this article three days ago. The mayor killed himself today.
https://1819news.com/news/item/the-secret-life-of-smiths-station-mayor-and-baptist-pastor-f.l.-bubba-copeland-as-a-transgender-curvy-girl-its-a-hobby-i-do-to-relieve-stress
Religion has destroyed their ability to be happy as they are.
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