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Anonymous #1

Coolest thing you found & kept
    #28513631 - 10/22/23 02:24 AM (3 months, 5 days ago)

Can you belive this guy?

Stealing is wrong.
But so is poverty.



Edited by Anonymous (10/31/23 02:57 AM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28514941 - 10/23/23 03:15 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I want you to slug yourself in the stomach and then go stand in the corner.  And then do 100 hail marys.  God does not approve of stealing


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28514942 - 10/23/23 03:17 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

^.~  religious people can be so cute.


Edited by Anonymous (10/23/23 03:22 AM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28514951 - 10/23/23 03:41 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

What would be fun is to steal a trash pickup truck with a hydraulic compacter and use it to round up undesirable degenerates that steal things and then run it off the side of a cliff afterwords.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28514952 - 10/23/23 03:45 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

OK Mr. I don’t believe in poverty.
This thread is obviously not for you.
Why don’t you take your khaki pants, button up shirt, & white privilege somewhere else.🤣


Edited by Anonymous (10/23/23 04:28 AM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #28514953 - 10/23/23 03:48 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Ah, that explains a lot.  You are "woke"

Maybe you should take some dr00gz.  U ever snort elephant tranquilizers?


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28514955 - 10/23/23 03:49 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

You know you’re on the Shroomery, right?

Smell you later


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #28514962 - 10/23/23 04:13 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

One time when I was a kid I stole a bottle of wine and went around the corner to snif and taste it but forgot the liquor store had a drive through and the guy struck me in the nose really hard.  Dunno what I was thinking there.  Thats no way to be. Its good to have some etiquette in life.  Thieves cause poverty for everyone around them and also themselves because of the reputation they get.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28514965 - 10/23/23 04:25 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Sounds like you were having a hard time in your life. You needed something to make you happy. You didn’t have money to pay for it. The mistake was staying way too close to the store.

I don’t think anyone should have to steal.
But we need people to be able to uplift themselves out of poverty. To do that, we need people to actually give them the respect and chance to make money.
Did you know homeless people can’t get paid because they don’t have an address?
How stupid is that?

Thank you for sharing number 2
Can you remember what type of wine it was?
Because you should put up a picture if you can


Edited by Anonymous (10/23/23 04:29 AM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #28515000 - 10/23/23 06:16 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Im homeless and make money, someone always steals it though.  Thats why Im homeless.  Ive never had anything for very long before it gets stolen.

The trick is to get other people to steal for you.  Maybe steal a little big of drugs from the police station you work at (they stole it to begin with) and give it out as trick or treat candy.  Then you can steal their soul.  Then, they'll steal things that you can steal from them and once the towns completely trashed, you can steal their homes, and then cage them up and hold them for ransom (stealing) to make more people poor.

I like being homeless actually.  Im safer there.  Although I might buy a camper.  They arent very drivebyshooting proof and usually have some aluminum on them that hobos and crack fiends seem to love, but at least they dont have you by the balls because it is on wheels. 

I have no idea what kind of wine it was.  That was like 30 years ago.  Grape something or other.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28515238 - 10/23/23 12:44 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

#2 your alright. God doesnt hate the man that needs to steal. He hates the man that made him.
My advice to get you safe and let you start accumulating wealth.
Think bigger…
Did you know there are a lot of abandoned homes around the world. Japan in particular. You should find a home and some friends to help you defend it. Once you have squatters rights your golden.

Also you could make a home.
Conceal it.
Defend it from anyone who tries to take that from you.


Get good enough at these and sell them to people.
No more theives.


Edited by Anonymous (10/24/23 01:17 AM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28520774 - 10/28/23 01:51 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

No. I'm pretty sure you are wrong and god actually hates crackheads that steal things.  I read in the bible somewhere that Jesus recommends running them over.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28520776 - 10/28/23 01:53 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

I know for a fact that God doesn’t hate you for stealing what you need. The humans who wrote the Bible wanted nobody to steal. That’ why they made sure to put a lot of things in there to try and curb a lot of violence and things they were seeing wrong with society at the time.

The Bible also says you can beat a person with a stick until your slave is unconscious. As long as they don’t die…

Don’t take everything the Bible says at face value.

Try to just take away the moral of the story.

Have you ever read the book of Jobe?🤣

You don’t wanna talk to me about the Bible.


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28520790 - 10/28/23 02:37 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Why would you beat your slave while its alive?  That is why they make roofies dude.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28520792 - 10/28/23 02:39 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

I’m glad we’re joking about the Bible now.
That is how seriously we should be able to take it.
Like I said number 2 you’re all right.
Did you check the video?
It will literally teach you how to make crap you find in the forest into a pretty nice house.


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28521939 - 10/29/23 04:16 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

The real question here, is how serious should you be taken.  You are a joke.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28522222 - 10/29/23 10:54 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

🤷♂️
I just don’t know why when you’re homeless you to operate under such a high level of scrutiny. Especially when God doesn’t care if you survive by stealing.IMO
You’re the paradox here not me.

Seriously, watch the video.


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28522240 - 10/29/23 11:14 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

I wonder if you are a cop, or an actual degenerate.  ... Or one of the admins looking to rat someone out to the police for some money to pay the server bill.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28522242 - 10/29/23 11:20 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

Just a man…
I have been where you have been.
I want to uplift people.
Also this is anon mah guy.


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Anonymous #2

Re: What’s the coolest thing you took? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28522254 - 10/29/23 11:31 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

I think stealing is bitch shit unless you steal it via violent force.  Not like sneak in every day while your neighbors at work and steal $100 of tools to sell for $5 to get a 40.  At least if you beat your victims senseless and make them suffer and bleed and scream for help, then you can have something brag about.  Maybe just kick their door down while they are taking a shit or something.  Assert your dominance.  People will be less likely to fuck you in the asshole when you go to jail


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