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meta_mmxxii


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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: JXAllen] 1
#28509455 - 10/18/23 12:40 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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JXAllen said: For anyone that loves cling wrap but hates the difficulty and safety concerns of cutting through the roll, I have your solution. The PVC Pipe cutter. It cuts through the roll and leaves a smooth clean cut. It's easy, it's safe, relativly inexpensive and you get a clean cut edge.

Good lookin, will be much easier to cut now! Thanks a ton.
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Benson
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Parafilm separates the men from the boys. If you tear your parafilm you either lack finesse or are to goddamn strong for your own good. It's an artform more than a science. A couple years back I think it was Pasty that said he could double wrap a plate with one square of parafilm. Now that's a panty dropper.
But then you try clingwrap and realize you can wrap super fast for cheap and then you do that.
That's kinda my experience
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Benson]
#28510570 - 10/19/23 01:35 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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Benson said: Parafilm separates the men from the boys. If you tear your parafilm you either lack finesse or are to goddamn strong for your own good. It's an artform more than a science. A couple years back I think it was Pasty that said he could double wrap a plate with one square of parafilm. Now that's a panty dropper.
But then you try clingwrap and realize you can wrap super fast for cheap and then you do that.
That's kinda my experience
Yep, men use cling wrap and boys use parafilm lol
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The Tao
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: meta_mmxxii] 1
#28510773 - 10/19/23 04:22 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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Team Clingwrap

Team Parafilm
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Stipe-n Cap


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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: The Tao]
#28510788 - 10/19/23 04:38 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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My personal favorite was the long roll that you could cut, like cling wrap.
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meta_mmxxii


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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Stipe-n Cap] 1
#28510794 - 10/19/23 04:45 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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Figures Stipe would be the one to go all scientific on us.
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Stipe-n Cap


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The Tao
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Stipe-n Cap] 1
#28510805 - 10/19/23 04:54 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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Fun fact about parafilm. If you chew a piece of parafilm you will salivate prodigiously. When we would do Lewis secretor status and needed a patient to produce spit we’d have them chew a piece. Try it. Clingwrap people should remember to to remove the paper backing. Parafilm users know better.
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meta_mmxxii


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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Stipe-n Cap] 1
#28510807 - 10/19/23 04:57 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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Stipe-n Cap said: I am what I am...
Yeah, your awesome bro!
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Kinoko314
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If you get the long roll just to cut it back down to size like it was a roll of clingwrap, I wouldn't call it "scientific."
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fuckin endorse stamp slap and send alrighty alrighty fuckin pew pew pew fuckin daresay hazardously well-written
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MushroomMommy
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: fiddle_head] 1
#28511081 - 10/19/23 08:53 PM (3 months, 7 days ago) |
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What about the readily available mashup between cling wrap and parafilm…
Glad Press N Seal:

ETA: the best brand of clear, standard cling wrap is 1000% stretch-tite if you say any other brand, you’ve either never used it or have never worked in F&B/food industry.
The box looks like this:

If you live in the US, are familiar, and are already nodding, you’ve probably had the same gigantic roll purchased at Costco sometime around 2000-2005.
It is known.
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BeefSupremeJr
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Have you ever chewed on parafilm? Its the best. I'll give it that. Don't get me wrong it has its uses for sure. Just not in my lab. Stipe endorses it along with his gold-plated FFU and thats fine. I respect the man deeply but I recognize that we are not cut from the same cloth.
yall know im joking right? Yall know I'm almost never serious about anything, right? Yall know I love the tribe and all they've done for the community, right?
Okay, good stuff.
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meta_mmxxii


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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Kinoko314]
#28518813 - 10/26/23 11:30 AM (3 months, 19 hours ago) |
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Kinoko314 said: If you get the long roll just to cut it back down to size like it was a roll of clingwrap, I wouldn't call it "scientific."
Was talking about the video, the girl is explaining it all scientific like is all. Wrapping plastic around something is not scientific, I agree. lol And Stipe posted it.
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: meta_mmxxii]
#28518819 - 10/26/23 11:34 AM (3 months, 19 hours ago) |
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Yeah all fun and games, but my challenge is however, standing:
10 plates. My clingwrap vs your whatever the fuck nonsense you want to use. Timed. proctored, and booked. ante up.
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meta_mmxxii


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BeefSupremeJr said: Yeah all fun and games, but my challenge is however, standing:
10 plates. My clingwrap vs your whatever the fuck nonsense you want to use. Timed. proctored, and booked. ante up.
I think that would be a fools bet Beef.
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Stipe-n Cap


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BeefSupremeJr said: Yeah all fun and games, but my challenge is however, standing:
10 plates. My clingwrap vs your whatever the fuck nonsense you want to use. Timed. proctored, and booked. ante up.


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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Stipe-n Cap] 1
#28518846 - 10/26/23 11:55 AM (3 months, 19 hours ago) |
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hahahahah Ten *individual* (and hypothetically donor'ed) plates, smart-ass. God NOTHING gets by you.
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