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BeefSupremeJr
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TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO 6
#28508088 - 10/17/23 12:40 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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A spectre is haunting The Cultivation community β the spectre of Parafilm and other undignified wrapping methods. All the powers of old Shroomery have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: TC's and Mods, Tribe members and Supporters, Noobs and Reddit growers.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as noobs by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of clingwrapism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Clingwrapping is already acknowledged by all Cultivation powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Clingwrappers should openly, in the face of the whole cultivation community, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Clingwrapism with a manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, Clinigwrappers of various nationalities have assembled world-wide and sketched the following manifesto, to be published:
1. Only devilworshipers, vogons and mark zuckerberg use parafilm. 2. Only reddit growers use electrical tape. 3. Only those who do not love themselves use ziplock bags. 4. Only the lazy use grafting tape. 5. Only the proud and dignified cultivators who love themselves use CLINGWRAP.



Edited by BeefSupremeJr (10/17/23 12:44 PM)
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Pnin
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Kinoko314
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Pnin] 4
#28508101 - 10/17/23 12:53 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Kinoko314] 3
#28508106 - 10/17/23 12:55 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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Quote:
Kinoko314 said:

Quit eating parafilm
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normalperson
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i like grafting tape, i can get it in any width iwant and it doesn't have the funky edges that come from cutting cling wrap.......oh, wait.....fuck yeah, im lazy
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BeefSupremeJr
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At least you're forthcoming about it. I respect that. No truthfully, I think grafting tape is the only acceptable replacement but above all else, I am an uncommonly cheap man.
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Nichrome
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After a couple of decades of using it (got my first roll in 1999) and trying everything else under the sun, I still use parafilm and find it to be far more useful than any other wrapping material.
I use cling if I run out of parafilm. It's good to know how to use alternatives.
-------------------- βBetter to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one.β
Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you should. ~Emerson
Edited by Nichrome (10/17/23 02:39 PM)
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mushboy
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Nichrome] 3
#28508247 - 10/17/23 02:39 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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i like saran wrap for various purposes and reasons
but i hate it for cult im parafilm till death bitches
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: mushboy]
#28508253 - 10/17/23 02:41 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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booooooooooo
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Screwup
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CLING WRAP GANG BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT
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Go TEAM CLINGWRAP!
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Kinoko314]
#28508321 - 10/17/23 03:32 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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Hater
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BeefSupremeJr
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Quote:
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Quote:
Kinoko314 said:

Hater 
he drives a tesla.
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JW123
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Team no wrap! HG no-pours. You are all fancy in my book.
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: JW123] 1
#28508338 - 10/17/23 03:53 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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anarchist. heathen.
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Baba Yaga
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Mycolorado
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Baba Yaga] 3
#28508377 - 10/17/23 04:36 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Mycolorado]
#28508380 - 10/17/23 04:41 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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oh its on...
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Mycolorado
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: TEAM CLINGWRAP MANIFESTO [Re: Mycolorado] 3
#28508393 - 10/17/23 04:54 PM (3 months, 9 days ago) |
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