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Hypotheticals & Would you Rather?
#28503893 - 10/13/23 11:49 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Would you Rather
Have the ability to hear everyones thoughts for one hour a day every day. It’s always at the same time.You can not turn it off during this time.
Or
Every time you tap anything twice with your hand. A random amount of random fruit appears somewhere very near you. Could be a banana, or a pile of kumquat. It is incredibly easy to do it by accident.
Which do you choose?
(feel free to suggest any hypotheticals you want.)
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I'd rather take the fruit seeing as I could just freeze all of the surplus fruits from tapping shit accidentally. Hearing peoples' thoughts has no survival qualities and would be annoying.
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It does sound really fun. Until you think about when you have to go to bed. But basically, every homeless person you saw Forever. You would be able to give them free fruit.
Also, when you said the other one wouldn’t be able to offer you anything. You would have to be sure not to have too many people at once. But you could offer daily “readings” You would blow peoples fucking minds.
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Fruit fingers for sure. The mind reading one sounds like a bad time.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#28504052 - 10/14/23 07:37 AM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal] 1
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Mystikal said: Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?
Depends who is hotter honestly
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal]
#28504722 - 10/14/23 07:11 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Mystikal said: Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?
I actually have a 5th cousin who is pretty fucking hot so honestly I'll take the cousin. Is a 5th cousin still even related to me at that point?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal]
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Seconded on that one.
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Mystikal said: Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?
This is the gun to the head challenge, of course. Cousin, no problem.
Next.
Every time you yawn, a bird flies out
Or
Every time you sneeze fire shoots out
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OutsideOfMyMind said: Hearing peoples' thoughts has no survival qualities and would be annoying.
hearing people's thoughts is annoying. especially when you're trying to sleep.
would you rather marry and never be able to undivorce the hottest asian chick in the world if you could only slide your penis all over her legs but never put your penis in her vagina, or marry and never be able to divorce a blonde girl a huge hot ass that looks like a dinosaur and be able to legitimately have sex with her but you can never speak again in your life?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: stimpson]
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I don’t know if it’s just easy for me.
But sexy dinosaur no problem. There’s so much you can say, without ever speaking a word. Body language is totally a thing. I don’t think speech would be that necessary as long as we communicate in other ways.
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GenesisCorrupted said: Would you Rather
Have the ability to hear everyones thoughts for one hour a day every day. It’s always at the same time.You can not turn it off during this time.
Or
Every time you tap anything twice with your hand. A random amount of random fruit appears somewhere very near you. Could be a banana, or a pile of kumquat. It is incredibly easy to do it by accident.
Which do you choose?
(feel free to suggest any hypotheticals you want.)
Practice thought stopping in any church service, until you are at the stage between wakefulness and dreaming, for one hour a week, and you will choose the fruit.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: durian_2008]
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You would have to keep the amount of people in the room to a minimum. But yeah, the potential is ridiculous.
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Would you rather..
Turn into a walrus for the entire month of February. Or The ability to levitate while you’re sleeping.
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Levitate while sleeping would be pretty chill and would totally add to the whole out of body external dimensions we go into while dreaming. Would also be pretty rad to levitate while sleeping if you go to sleep while high.
Here's a good one:
Would you rather...
Take the entire college calculus series (Calculus 1, 2, 3, 4 with differential equations, calculus 5 aka linear algebra, and calculus 6 aka upper division vector calculus) and get a grade of C or better if it means you get to fuck the hottest bitches' pussies you ever could dream of? If you don't do it you never get laid again but you can still date and meet girls but you just can't fuck them...your monetary status would remain the same though so if you're poor now you won't get rich ever unless it's through luck or winning the lottery or something. But if you're already well off then this could be a pretty good deal. Keep in mind in order to get to UPPER DIVISION vector calculus you first need to fulfill ALL of the lower division requirements first which includes classes OTHER than math. You basically can't get pussy with anything less than at least an AA Degree plus the vector calc class.
or....
Become a gay bottom, get married to a brauly sexy top who will A.) Take care of all your financial needs/rent/utilities/food/health insurance/etc, you'll never have to work another day again, and B.) Take out a life insurance policy so that when he dies in the next 20-30 years you'll be set for life. As far as sex, he'll give it to you however you like it, if you want it soft and gentle or hard and rough he'll do what you like because he's so generous. As for finances, you two will be living a luxury lifestyle however you choose to interpret that word. He'll drive a nice car, buy you a nice car, have a big house, the whole 9 yards.
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Incredible. I think you just need to make it a mission statement. Just clean it up a little bit. So if I get the gist. Complete the college course you get to have sex. If you fail the course, you never get to have sex again.
Or
Completely give up on any chance of financial individuality. You’re just taken care of for the rest of your life.
So I would take the first option. Because I like to work for my meal. I want to earn it. I guarantee the sex would be incredible too.🌝
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GenesisCorrupted said: Incredible. I think you just need to make it a mission statement. Just clean it up a little bit. So if I get the gist. Complete the college course you get to have sex. If you fail the course, you never get to have sex again.
Or
Completely give up on any chance of financial individuality. You’re just taken care of for the rest of your life.
So I would take the first option. Because I like to work for my meal. I want to earn it. I guarantee the sex would be incredible too.🌝
You can take the same class up to I think 3 times in order to get a passing grade. I think after the 3rd time you're just not allowed to take it anymore. Whatever the college rules are that are in place for retaking a class would be what would follow.
If you took the gay route, you can still work if you want, but you really wouldn't need to.
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Wait, there’s no time barrier? You need to establish a time barrier otherwise, this is way too easy. I would just learn everything I could, and then immediately get an A.
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GenesisCorrupted said: Wait, there’s no time barrier? You need to establish a time barrier otherwise, this is way too easy. I would just learn everything I could, and then immediately get an A.
A lot of people on the shroomery will need to take remedial math classes. Ok fine, you have to get only C's on all the exams, not a C average, so anything less than a C on homework or exams is FAIL. And one shot only, no retaking classes. Non math classes need to have B grades or better.
For time, needs to be done in 6 years from pre algebra remedial all the way to calculus 6.
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I am too confident that I would get an A 😂
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Bloody hell the goal posts on this thread are moving so fast.
1. Hear peoples thoughts. Knowledge is power. 2. Fuck my cousin. At least I get my end in. 3. I’ll yawn birds because I could train them to take the eyes of my enemies. 4. I’d be a walrus for a month sure. What an education—plus tusks and lying around farting. The dream!
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Milleresque]
#28505430 - 10/15/23 11:37 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Would you rather shit piss or piss shit?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Screwup] 1
#28505432 - 10/15/23 11:40 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Shit piss, no question.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: psi] 2
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You kinda already shit piss when you have diarrhea so shitting piss wouldn't be any different than just your average diarrhea or maybe you happened to eat a little too many dried fruits and so your shit has the viscosity of piss.
Also if you're used to giving yourself enemas it's no different than squirting water out of your ass.
I would almost prefer to shit piss because jesus christ when you have those shits that are so big like bigger than a god damn dick, it hurts your asshole, you have to strain too much getting it out and then you get hemorrhoids and your asshole starts bleeding. No thanks. I'll take shitting piss any day.
Pissing shit? Jesus christ, get the hole so damn big you can have a baby out of that thing! No thanks!
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Milleresque]
#28506204 - 10/15/23 11:01 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Milleresque said: Bloody hell the goal posts on this thread are moving so fast.
1. Hear peoples thoughts. Knowledge is power. 2. Fuck my cousin. At least I get my end in. 3. I’ll yawn birds because I could train them to take the eyes of my enemies. 4. I’d be a walrus for a month sure. What an education—plus tusks and lying around farting. The dream!
You didn't even bother answering the hypothetical question of whether you would rather take calculus 6 in order to bang any girl you want, or becomming gay and getting married and having all of your financials taken care of and retirement.
So which one? Do you have what it takes to pass calculus 6?
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The whole hypothetical is suspect, because Isaac Newton literally invented Calculus and didn't even get a hand job before kicking the bucket.
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Would you rather?
Be able to fly. Fast with zero physical drawbacks. You can go above clouds.
Or
Breath underwater, immune to the benz. As deep as you want. and soar through wather as if flying.
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Fly.
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Fly...... over the ocean, over the mountains...
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: JonBongGroovy]
#28506231 - 10/15/23 11:40 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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It’d be hard to resist flying. But I would pick the ocean. It’ll be super easy to out run anything in the ocean that would try and get you. But planes go fast. I’d be worried about getting hit.😂
Being able to swim across the ocean fast at night looking up at the stars. Would be really cool.
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Would you rather. A hungry giant knocks on your door and asked you for a snack. Basically you have to give all of your food to him. You don’t know if you have enough.
Or
Out of the corner of your eye, a tiny little man in a black suit crawls under your door and then runs underneath your refrigerator. When you go to pull away the refrigerator you can’t find them. 😂Choose.
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Milleresque said: Bloody hell the goal posts on this thread are moving so fast.
1. Hear peoples thoughts. Knowledge is power. 2. Fuck my cousin. At least I get my end in. 3. I’ll yawn birds because I could train them to take the eyes of my enemies. 4. I’d be a walrus for a month sure. What an education—plus tusks and lying around farting. The dream!
You didn't even bother answering the hypothetical question of whether you would rather take calculus 6 in order to bang any girl you want, or becomming gay and getting married and having all of your financials taken care of and retirement.
So which one? Do you have what it takes to pass calculus 6?
I absolutely abhor mathematics. Looks like…Jesus well I’ll see you from my Ferrari, whilst sitting atop an inflatable cushion and crying profusely
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Oh and sorry, I’m a body surfer with flat and wide hobbit feet. I’ll take the water guys….and befriend the kraken.
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OutsideOfMyMind said: You kinda already shit piss when you have diarrhea so shitting piss wouldn't be any different than just your average diarrhea or maybe you happened to eat a little too many dried fruits and so your shit has the viscosity of piss.
Also if you're used to giving yourself enemas it's no different than squirting water out of your ass.
I would almost prefer to shit piss because jesus christ when you have those shits that are so big like bigger than a god damn dick, it hurts your asshole, you have to strain too much getting it out and then you get hemorrhoids and your asshole starts bleeding. No thanks. I'll take shitting piss any day.
Pissing shit? Jesus christ, get the hole so damn big you can have a baby out of that thing! No thanks!
Yeah and even a shit of the appropriate diameter would just be so much grosser than shitting piss.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: psi]
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Would you rather salivate cum or have cum for snot?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Screwup]
#28506414 - 10/16/23 05:49 AM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Screwup said: Would you rather salivate cum or have snot for cum?
I think it already is snot
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Screwup said: Would you rather salivate cum or have snot for cum?
I think it already is snot
Edited it cause I’m hella dumb.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Screwup]
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With both of those scenarios I would still have to taste it. So I would choose, sneezing it. At least, then it wouldn’t be nearly as visible.
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Hearing others' thoughts is no "hypothetical" for me. It is a reality. It only happens in the morning when I'm still half-asleep and only just starting to wake up, though. It can also happen during the dreamstate. I will hear a voice and recognize it as someone that I know. Or sometimes it's just a totally random person.
The thoughts I pick up are sometimes related to me personally, like if someone I know is angry or sad and it has something to do with me, I naturally become aware of this and I become aware of exactly why they feel the way they do.
So basically, #1 is already happening to me.
I wish everyone could be a telepath, because then there would no longer be any such thing as a "misunderstanding". Everything would be clear and transparent. Nothing could be hidden. Full emotional and mental transparency for everyone. In this mode of being, there can be no lies or insecurities.
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Would you rather?
Eat a 1 pound Portuguese Manowar

Or
1 pound of scorpions.
 Doesn’t matter what you do. Cook it if you like. You just have to eat all of it.
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chopstick said: Hearing others' thoughts is no "hypothetical" for me. It is a reality. It only happens in the morning when I'm still half-asleep and only just starting to wake up, though. It can also happen during the dreamstate. I will hear a voice and recognize it as someone that I know. Or sometimes it's just a totally random person.
The thoughts I pick up are sometimes related to me personally, like if someone I know is angry or sad and it has something to do with me, I naturally become aware of this and I become aware of exactly why they feel the way they do.
So basically, #1 is already happening to me.
I wish everyone could be a telepath, because then there would no longer be any such thing as a "misunderstanding". Everything would be clear and transparent. Nothing could be hidden. Full emotional and mental transparency for everyone. In this mode of being, there can be no lies or insecurities.
I got some thorazine with your name on it.
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Scorpion would taste good if properly prepared. I imagine man-o-war would taste like shit no matter how you cook it
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Screwup said: Would you rather salivate cum or have cum for snot?
Would there be an orgasm to go with the cum or just literally jizz
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Would your rather have...
Erectile dysfunction for life or...
recurring hemorrhoids for life?
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Hemorrhoids
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Erectile dysfunction for life or...
recurring hemorrhoids for life?
What if you already have both?
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OutsideOfMyMind said: Would your rather have...
Erectile dysfunction for life or...
recurring hemorrhoids for life?
What if you already have both?
Your issue is no longer hypothetical, so I don't think you can answer the question. But what would you rather choose?
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If you had ED before this hypothetical takes effect… Your dick literally goes inside your body. If you already had hemorrhoids. They just got 100% bigger! 😂 Now choose.
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Oh man considering how i never really use my dick I guess I'd just continue with the increased ED.
Hemmies definitely suck
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 You come to a fork in the road. There is a log with a shitty disposition who tells you. You have to choose one of the two paths.
Left path is the hairless path. No more hair forever. Alopecia path
Right path is the smelly path The stinky street. Smell bad forever. “ you won’t believe it”
Now Choose!
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I’m going hairless and smelling fresh without hesitation
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Nonagon]
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I would take the same path. Kind of sounds awesome actually.
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Hairless no hesitation.
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If you smell bad enough the cops would probably leave you alone. Might make you a better mule.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
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I already shave half of my body so being hairless would end my misery of having to do a monthly shave down. My asshole would always be hairless for the tops. I could only ever dream of never having to shave my balls and asshole again.
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Oh man, yeah. No more ingrown hairs! Sign me up
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Would you rather?
Aliens beam the answers of tests directly into your head for keeping their existence a secret. The implication is something bad will happen if you tell.
Or
The entities you encounter on DMT are willing to do you favors. So you never lose your car keys or phone again, stupid good luck. But if you tell you’ll get bad luck.
Which do you choose?
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I choose entities 🌞 At least they can’t put anything in my body that’s weird.
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Answers to tests so then I could study what I want, dismiss what I don't give a shit about (for example thermochemistry can eat dog shit while orbital theory is much more interesting) and maybe even take an extra class or perhaps the independent research class they offer at my jc.
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You’ve chosen education over riches. You’re so responsible.🤣
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Erectile dysfunction for life or...
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Would you rather
Be able to turn into a swarm of butterflies, and then reassemble yourself.
Or
Make ice cream with your mind
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Flying > ice cream
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: ashfiken]
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With great reward comes risk. I don’t know what happens if something happens to some of the butterflies…
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You reassemble sans the sex organ
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I'd give up a hand to fly But my member no
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: ashfiken]
#28509732 - 10/18/23 05:12 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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How you gonna jerk it without your hand?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28509735 - 10/18/23 05:14 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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I got 2 bruv
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: ashfiken]
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Damn. Lose a hand to have. The ability to fly is a pretty good one. I would need to know more about the flying the limitations. How fast are we talking? Because my hands are my entire life, basically. It’s how I make my art. So it’s a pass for me. But I am still interested.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: ashfiken]
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The off hand is no good for getting off
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#28509739 - 10/18/23 05:19 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Maybe you just masturbate as the butterfly swarm, and regenerate your missing butterflies in the process.
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PatrickKn said: Maybe you just masturbate as the butterfly swarm, and regenerate your missing butterflies in the process.
Genius! Instead of one big orgasm you can have 200 smaller ones
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: PatrickKn]
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I was operating under the limitations of butterfly and recreating. I'd lose a hand to fly like that one time. And I'd also be willing to risk "not" losing butterflies as to fly and not lose limbs or members lul
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: PatrickKn]
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That is pretty awesome… Yes. You would just be slightly smaller if you lost some of your butterflies. Eventually, you would maintain a stasis through repopulation.
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PatrickKn said: Maybe you just masturbate as the butterfly swarm, and regenerate your missing butterflies in the process.
Jesus that rly is brilliant
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GenericHero said:
Quote:
ashfiken said: I got 2 bruv
The off hand is no good for getting off
Practice makes perfect
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: ashfiken]
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ashfiken said:
Quote:
GenericHero said:
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ashfiken said: I got 2 bruv
The off hand is no good for getting off
Practice makes perfect

I guess mushrooms might help. Plasticity and whatnot.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: durian_2008]
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Erectile dysfunction for life or...
recurring hemorrhoids for life?
Which body part would you rather forget about?
Butt that should be obvious.🌝
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This is actually based off of a real dude. I’m not gonna link it, but you can look it up if you want.
Your child has been taken from you. Too soon. And it was wrongful. But there’s nothing you could do about it. As your morning in the cemetery. Their spirit rises from the grave and tells you that everything’s gonna be OK. Because if you kill seven people. They will rise from the dead, as if nothing ever happened and everyone will forget they were dead.
Would you do it?
I would not.
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Hypothetical In the middle of the night. You wake up and there is a very tall woman with an eye patch. In full body armor. Opening your closet door. She appears to have some of the food that was missing from the kitchen earlier. Before you can say anything, she tells you to go back to sleep because it’s a dream. Steps through the door that has a portal in it. Goes through it and then close the door behind her. The light in the closet begins to fade, but you can still see it.
Would you go into the closet?
Or would you go back to sleep? It was just a dream.
I would definitely go for it.
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GenesisCorrupted said: This is actually based off of a real dude. I’m not gonna link it, but you can look it up if you want.
Your child has been taken from you. Too soon. And it was wrongful. But there’s nothing you could do about it. As your morning in the cemetery. Their spirit rises from the grave and tells you that everything’s gonna be OK. Because if you kill seven people. They will rise from the dead, as if nothing ever happened and everyone will forget they were dead.
Would you do it?
I would not.
Which seven?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28509790 - 10/18/23 05:56 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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That’s actually what got him caught. It does not matter at all who the seven are. He was getting ready to do five and the two people he was getting to help realized they were going to be six and seven! Turned his ass in.
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetical In the middle of the night. You wake up and there is a very tall woman with an eye patch. In full body armor. Opening your closet door. She appears to have some of the food that was missing from the kitchen earlier. Before you can say anything, she tells you to go back to sleep because it’s a dream. Steps yhrough the door that has a portal in it. Goes through it and then close the door behind her. The light in the closet begins to fade, but you can still see it.
Would you go into the closet?
Or would you go back to sleep? It was just a dream.
I would definitely go for it.
This could literally happen in my city. I think, she manages the tree trimming service.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: durian_2008]
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So do you live in a bad neighborhood? Like Grandtheft auto level bad?
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Straight buster cj
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Hypothetically. You’re sitting down watching a movie or TV show with your pet laying on the couch beside you. Then they get up and stare at you for a while as they do… Then they comically clear, their throat like a person. When you look at them. They say “Seriously you’re just gonna sit here. We got shit to do, come on.” When arriving they show you a note hidden from you. Crudely drawn as if by an animal. But legible. Telling you to do several things involving a few crimes. The crimes are not super serious. Mostly petty larceny stuff. Meanwhile, while you’re talking to them, they have intimate knowledge of you, your life, and your surroundings.
What would you do?
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GenesisCorrupted said: So do you live in a bad neighborhood? Like Grandtheft auto level bad?
That level of bad, but spread out through adjacent blocks.
I read local police reports in social media, and I see incidents plotted on maps of my neighborhood, so literally no exaggeration.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: durian_2008]
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So do you have one of those studio apartments. Where there is just a metal door?
I have lived in some bad apartments, so I’ve seen some of the things that you guys have to do out there.
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Hypothetically While you’re out fishing. On the sea. You hear somebody whistling. Like they’re calling you over. In the water, you see a beautiful, mermaid or merman. Totally up to you. They look very flirty. They squirt some water at you with their hand. And invite you into the water. What would you do?
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Hypothetically You’re sitting down next to your campfire in the early morning. Nobody else is awake yet. When the Sasquatch walks into your campsite and sits adjacent from you on a log. “ I’ve had a long night, let’s not make this a whole thing.” Then begins roasting a sausage on a stick that he produces from behind him. What would you do?
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Hypothetically While you’re walking, you come across a lush, Meadow of fresh strawberries. So you begin to eat some of them. When you hear a tiny little voice. There’s a little fairy that comes out from behind some strawberries. “ here, you should eat this one.” They struggle to hold up, one large, glowing, golden strawberry. Would you eat it?
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically While you’re out fishing. On the sea. You hear somebody whistling. Like they’re calling you over. In the water, you see a beautiful, mermaid or merman. Totally up to you. They look very flirty. They squirt some water at you with their hand. And invite you into the water. What would you do?
No way. I'd harpoon that bitch. Like with a real harpoon, not my penis.
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Hypothetically All human beings on earth woke up today with powers over one of the four elements. Earth, water, fire, or air. Which do you think you would be and why?
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically All human beings on earth woke up today with powers over one of the four elements. Earth, water, fire, or air. Which do you think you would be and why?
I'd be the fifth element
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28510670 - 10/19/23 02:46 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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GenericHero said: No way. I'd harpoon that bitch. Like with a real harpoon, not my penis.

I would probably get in the water. But I would be very concerned I might get drowned. I just thought of it. I would ask if she was gonna drown me. I know it’s not a big thing. But I just want to be lied to before I get into the water at least. Because I would totally get into the water.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
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I'd be the fifth element

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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
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In reference to the earlier post, who gets to be captain planet?
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Would you rather
Be able to shoot fire while you’re yelling.
Or be able to freeze things by holding them
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Shoot fire while yelling so then everyone will know when I'm angry.
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Both of these are perfect for conveying your mood. Thank you for your response.
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Some relative. You’ve never heard of. Just passed away. For some reason! You’re the beneficiary of everything. Money is no longer an object to you…
What do you do tomorrow?
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Nature has turned on you
Either all of the brown squirrels are after you
All of the pigeons are after you
Or all of the Dungeness crabs are after you
Choose your enemy
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brown squirrels because at least they're cute.
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Dungeness crabs because at least I'll feast to death.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: PatrickKn]
#28516059 - 10/24/23 12:19 AM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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That’s what I chose to. At least if you were on a boat they could’nt get you right?
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Would you rather?
Become completely vegetarian.
Or the only meat you can eat, is sushi
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: ashfiken] 1
#28516392 - 10/24/23 10:15 AM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal]
#28516399 - 10/24/23 10:22 AM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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Once make it stop, never look at them again.😂
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GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather?
Become completely vegetarian.
Or the only meat you can eat, is sushi
Sushi. No contest
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal]
#28516409 - 10/24/23 10:26 AM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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Mystikal said: Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?
Bravo. This one packs a punch. Can I kill my parents if I choose watch? Oh wait, rest of my life. So like on video or something?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28516455 - 10/24/23 11:06 AM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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More like you have the same bedroom as them. And they have sex every night.😂
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal] 1
#28516826 - 10/24/23 04:25 PM (3 months, 2 days ago) |
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Mystikal said: Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?
Do they stop, if they see you having sex?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: durian_2008] 1
#28516835 - 10/24/23 04:31 PM (3 months, 2 days ago) |
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GenesisCorrupted said: More like you have the same bedroom as them. And they have sex every night.😂
but the parameters state that you see it for the rest of your life. sans some freak accident, i will outlive my parents. it must be video, clockwork orange style
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Mystikal said: Would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once and make it stop?
Do they stop, if they see you having sex?
i like it. turn the tables.
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You pissed off the witch part 2?
Are you going to be turned into
A gecko
A frog
A newt
salamander
Or slug
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Nonagon]
#28518789 - 10/26/23 11:08 AM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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Solid choice. Do you have a favorite? I think I would do dart frog. Beautiful and they can’t be touched.
 Either that or one of these salamander.
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I'd go with slug because slugs are metal
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I pissed off a which? Did you leave off an apostrophe? "I'm so hungry, let's go for a 'which."
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28519053 - 10/26/23 03:19 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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 You have no idea what this sandwich is capable of!
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Reminds me of that Jake sandwich episode. Always makes me hungry. Raw bird though...
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#28519066 - 10/26/23 03:34 PM (3 months, 1 day ago) |
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I’m almost positive Jake cooked that with a little bit of rosemary.
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Correct you are sir
I just watched the clip. I wonder where they were getting radio signal from. Like npr still broadcasts classical music or something
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You just finished TPing a house for Halloween. As soon as you turn around… The witch was there, and she’s pissed! Pt3
Do you spend 10 years as a sentient rock in a field?
Or
You have to fight a puma when you get home as soon as you fall asleep.
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I chose night puma fight & sword duel with orangutan.
I like the idea of one grand clash that will define my life. Rather than having to deal with 10 years of misery, or a daily fight with a mad bird.
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I'd pick rock. No sense organs or brain. It'd be like a ten day blackout. Ezpz
Next i'd pick chicken and take a bike everywhere
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28519284 - 10/26/23 07:01 PM (3 months, 21 hours ago) |
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No, you are fully cognizant. You’re just waiting for 10 years. You’re also able to see and hear things around you. Great time for meditation
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First you said days. Now it's years? How would I see and hear? I'd be a rock with a brain and ears and eyes? Maybe you mean I'd be dwane Johnson in a field for ten years or days
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28519289 - 10/26/23 07:07 PM (3 months, 21 hours ago) |
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Oh. Damn t9 that was way to easy thank you for telling me one sec
This feels much more balanced to me. You could die in 10 years. You die fighting a puma.
Think of it like it’s your soul trapped in a rock. So you are magically able to experience everything happening to you and around you as the rock.
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Where is my body while I'm a rock? Does it age while I'm away? If it just sat there for ten years while I'm a rock, there wouldn't be much to go back to. I guess I'll take my chances with the orangutan
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28519310 - 10/26/23 07:29 PM (3 months, 20 hours ago) |
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There’s enough space between two atoms to fit a galaxy. That’s where your body is. You’ll come back out exactly as you are before you got turned into the rock. You’re even wearing the exact same clothes. You won’t even have gotten those clothes dirty…
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Hmmm. Rock then. Give me some time to catch up on sleep.
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Would you rather?
Never need to sleep again.
Never need to use the restroom again.
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Never need to sleep again.
Never need to use the restroom again.
As much as I hate having to take a shit or piss because it interrupts my day, I would much rather do away with the need for sleep. As a bipolar, sleep is the most important thing but if I didn't need sleep I could be mentally stable. I could pull all nighters easily and I wouldn't need to sleep after an LSD trip. I'd love to be able to drop acid without having to sleep after.
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Hypothetically You’re walking in the valley of doubt. You’re lost in the forest of confusion. As you’re walking, you find a clearing in front of you. With five animals in it. They are all clearly talking to each other, and you can hear some of what they’re saying, but only make out your name. As you get near, they all form a line facing you. “ we all have something to show you. But you can only choose one to go with right now.”
Who do you choose?
The song bird
The fox
The tiger
The monkey
Or the snake
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GenesisCorrupted said: You just finished TPing a house for Halloween. As soon as you turn around… The witch was there, and she’s pissed! Pt3
Do you spend 10 years as a rock in a field?
Or
You have to fight a puma when you get home as soon as you fall asleep.
puma because i actually just fight him in my dreams (:
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Spectacle]
#28521023 - 10/28/23 11:17 AM (2 months, 30 days ago) |
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You fight it in the outfit you were in before going to sleep. Weaopons don’t come with you. You can die fighting it (die in the dream die in real life.)
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Great I usually sleep naked.. atleast the puma would only have my skin to rip into!
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Hypothetically.
You were in a hurry and backed up. A car comes out of nowhere. You rear end them. As you are getting out to talk. The other driver pours through a window as a plume of smoke. It’s the witch! Pt 4
You can never heal from injuries anymore. Or You cant feel anything at all from now on.
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically.
You were in a hurry and backed up. A car comes out of nowhere. You rear end them. As you are getting out to talk. The other driver pours through a window as a plume of smoke. It’s the witch! Pt 4
You can never heal from injuries anymore. Or You cant feel anything at all from now on.
If it is just tactile sensations I will go with that
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Would you rather?
Be able to spit delicious chunky guacamole every time.
Or
You piss delicious fruit punch
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (11/03/23 01:08 PM)
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Piss fruit punch, no question. The guacamole one sounds gross
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Would you rather?
Wake up tommorow during an Earthquake Or Tornado
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Hypothetically. You have found a time machine. You can only use it three times. That’s not including the return trip, which is free.
What would you do?
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Hypothetically. You just found a spaceship. That you can shrink down to the size of a toy. And put in your pocket. You can move in lightspeed while you ride in it. Inside of this spaceship. There is a suit that would allow you to survive on any surface. In any substance. Where would you go?
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Hypothetically you’re jogging through the woods. You’ve already made your path through the park. You’ve turned around and you’re making your way back. The sun is going down. This is not the best part of town. You need to get home before the sun goes down all the way. About halfway there. You need to cross over a bridge to get over the river.
There is a clown juggling on that bridge… This clown is making direct eye contact, giggling in a sinister manner.
You are only wearing what you would be if you were jogging. If you go around the river. It will be dark before you get home.
What do you do?
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Hypothetically. When you get home from work. You hear strange beeping sounds coming from your pantry. When you go in there. You can see your pet using a secret keyboard that pulls into the wall and covers up so that it is invisible. The animal, then acts as is if nothing happened.
What do you do?
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Hypothetically. You can now have the powers of poison ivy. You can control plans. Speak with them. Make them grow and die at incredible rates. What would you do?
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. When you get home from work. You hear strange beeping sounds coming from your pantry. When you go in there. You can see your pet using a secret keyboard that pulls into the wall and covers up so that it is invisible. The animal, then ask is if nothing happened.
What do you do?
Really tired from work so I just grab some water and then go to bed
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. When you get home from work. You hear strange beeping sounds coming from your pantry. When you go in there. You can see your pet using a secret keyboard that pulls into the wall and covers up so that it is invisible. The animal, then ask is if nothing happened.
What do you do?
Really tired from work so I just grab some water and then go to bed
This answer makes sense now…
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Hypothetically.
When you get home from work. You hear strange beeping sounds coming from your pantry.
When you go in there. You can see your pet using a secret keyboard that pulls into the wall and covers up so that it is invisible.
The animal, then ask is if nothing happened.
What do you do?
Quote:
Really tired from work so I just grab some water and then go to bed
You ask what was the meaning of the dream or vision, while still in the afterglow of a trip, or under hypnopompia, and sometimes, that housepet will answer you, articulately.
Mastodon - Asleep In The Deep [Official Music Video]
You try to type the answer or speak into a small tape recorder. Your hands are uncoordinated and speech is garbled.
Except, in the flashbacks.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: psi]
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psi said: Piss fruit punch, no question. The guacamole one sounds gross
You could just feed yourself by swallowing
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
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You would spit then eat it. I would get some chips, but could defiantaley do that.
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. When you get home from work. You hear strange beeping sounds coming from your pantry. When you go in there. You can see your pet using a secret keyboard that pulls into the wall and covers up so that it is invisible. The animal, then ask is if nothing happened.
What do you do?
Really tired from work so I just grab some water and then go to bed
I'd spank that kitty's little bottom
JK I don't endorse hitting animals
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: You would spit then eat it. I would get some chips, but could defiantaley do that.
Free energy man. I could be totally self sufficient. All the fat in the avocado would allow me to move farther north. #blubber
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
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psi said: Piss fruit punch, no question. The guacamole one sounds gross
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: durian_2008]
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psi said: Piss fruit punch, no question. The guacamole one sounds gross
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Don't report me to the gay-stapo
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
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Insults are traded back and forth. Just cartoon-level, bad humor, if they don't kill me first.
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Would you rather?
Wrestle a crocodile Or Kiss a cobra
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Would you rather defeat a 20 pound bee hive attacking you with only a bowling pin & towel.
Or
Defeat a 20 pound ant colony attacking you with only a half on garden hose.
Same size and damage capacity
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You can learn any one language instantly. What do you choose?
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Quote:
GenericHero said:

Hip to be Square.
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GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather?
Wrestle a crocodile Or Kiss a cobra
I'd take the bigger, stronger, and slower option.
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Theoretically. A company just opened. That sells any object you see in any movie or TV show. For every first time shopper. The first thing you ask for is free. What would you ask for?
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If not something grounded in consensus reality my cheat move is something mystical or which doesn't exist. Genie's lamp, Golden Goose, or Star Trek replicator...
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GenesisCorrupted
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Nightmare edition Would you rather?
Be in the middle of a swimming pool. That suddenly had a great white shark in it.
Or
Be in the middle of a pond with crocodiles in it. Floating on a wobley barrel.
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GenesisCorrupted
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Hypothetically. You have the power to make five people vanish without a trace from the Earth right now. Like they weren’t born. As if you remove them from history.
Who are your five?
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GenesisCorrupted
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Would you rather,
Be 1 foot tall
Or
You are constantly farting for the rest of your life. This has no health implications.
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GenesisCorrupted
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Would you rather?
Every bat on earth will try to bite you. Or You need to eat at least five scrub sponges every day.
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GenesisCorrupted
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GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather. Everyone else has weed. It’s legal for everyone. But you can’t have any.
Or
You have a never ending stash box of weed. Every day it refills. No one else can ever smoke any of it with you.
I would take the first option. I would be super pleased.
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OutsideOfMyMind
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said:
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GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather. Everyone else has weed. It’s legal for everyone. But you can’t have any.
Or
You have a never ending stash box of weed. Every day it refills. No one else can ever smoke any of it with you.
I would take the first option. I would be super pleased.
The second option....I pretty much, for all intents and purposes, already have a "never ending" stash of weed.
And for some reason, not sure if it's psychological or what, but I get more high by myself than when I'm with other people.
I'll take option 1 so then if everyone had their own weed, they wouldn't need to mooch off of me and they wouldn't get jealous.
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JonBongGroovy


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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather?
Every bat on earth will try to bite you. Or You need to eat at least five scrub sponges every day.
Every bat will try to bite me. If all they do is try to and not actually do it than that works for me.
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GenesisCorrupted
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Hypothetically. You’re walking through the woods and come across an actual shaman. They were in the process of turning into an animal. Since you caught them in the act. They are willing to give you the power to Shapeshift into an animal as well in exchange for your discretion.
Now you can shape shift into any one animal as long as you never tell.
What do you choose?
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GenesisCorrupted
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There is a button in front of you. The man who brought it in tells you that if you push it. Someone that you’ve seen before. Will die. The man is clearly armed. So there’s no chance to take the box from him. If you say no, he’ll just leave. He has a briefcase of money that you get to have if you push the button. “No strings attached.” Then you will collect $5 million bucks.
Would you push the button?
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It is worthless to gain the whole world and forfeit one's soul.
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GenesisCorrupted
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You didn’t finish some of your business. You’re a ghost! You are faced with death. The actual person. They tells you you have to haunt something.
 You can haunt an object, a person, or a place.
What do you pick?
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Hypothetically. It’s Christmas Eve night. And you get a knock at your door. It’s a disheveled looking man in rags. He presents you with a crudely wrapped small gift. He says that it is yours and that you should open it tomorrow for Christmas.
What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. It’s Christmas Eve night. And you get a knock at your door. It’s a disheveled looking man in rags. He presents you with a crudely wrapped small gift. He says that it is yours and that you should open it tomorrow for Christmas.
What do you do?

Flying arm bar....man came to the wrong house.
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JonBongGroovy


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Decline the gift......
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GenesisCorrupted
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Hypothetically. After having said no to the disheveled man who offered you a package yesterday. You wake up this Christmas morning to find it underneath your tree. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted
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spirit_shadow said: Flying arm bar....man came to the wrong house.
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JonBongGroovy


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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. After having said no to the disheveled man who offered you a package yesterday. You wake up this Christmas morning to find it underneath your tree. What do you do?

Find out how the bastard got in
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Spectacle
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather,
Be 1 foot tall
Or
You are constantly farting for the rest of your life. This has no health implications.
1 foot tall the world would be so sick from that vantage id go exploring in tall grass they'd never see me coming
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GenesisCorrupted
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Would you rather live in a scenic cottage somewhere out in the country. But your roommate is a grumpy old woman who constantly makes jokes about you. You have to pay her money for groceries because you can’t get them yourself.
Or you live alone in a fabulous mansion. But it’s ridiculously haunted. You can have everything delivered.
In both cases, you can still have people over to visit. But you cannot move away. You can spend time away from the house. But you have to sleep in that bed.
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I'll take the mansion, before my schizophrenia was treated dead people visited me all the time.
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GenesisCorrupted
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Wouldn’t that be really bad for your schizophrenia?
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Yes and no but that's life.
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Spectacle
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather live in a scenic cottage somewhere out in the country. But your roommate is a grumpy old woman who constantly makes jokes about you. You have to pay her money for groceries because you can’t get them yourself.
Or you live alone in a fabulous mansion. But it’s ridiculously haunted. You can have everything delivered.
In both cases, you can still have people over to visit. But you cannot move away. You can spend time away from the house. But you have to sleep in that bed.
Mansion hands down. Haunting is fun
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GenesisCorrupted
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Your flavor scented.
What do you choose to smell like forever?
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GenesisCorrupted
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Hypothetically You wake up in a mansion wearing monogrammed pajamas. Next to somebody else’s spouse. In all of the pictures in the house are of you in this life. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted
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Hypothetically, you have a nightmare. The next day, the events leading up to the crisis in the nightmare, start unfolding in real life. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted
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While messing with your remote control. It falls on the ground, and then a hidden channel comes up on the television. This lists all of your stats. All of them. How high you can jump. How well you can do a math test. How much you remember about history. It just has a catalog of all of this impossible to know information about you. After you take a picture of it on your phone, it flips back to regular television. What do you do?
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Someone offers to tell you the funniest joke ever. But they warn you. That afterwards everything will always be just a little less funny because of it. Would you listen to the joke?
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GenesisCorrupted said: Someone offers to tell you the funniest joke ever. But they warn you. That afterwards everything will always be just a little less funny because of it. Would you listen to the joke?
As an autistic I barely understand anyone's jokes to begin with because I take everything so seriously and precisely. No way in hell would I listen to his stupid joke that's probably not even funny anyway.
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Oh, it would blow your mind. Guaranteed earth shatteringly funny.
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Hypothetically. You lost your memory and you’ve been getting gaslight for a long time. But the person that you’re actually in love with from before you lost your memory is kind of a bitch. You’ve developed a lot of very intense feelings for the person who has been gaslighting you this whole time. But they knew the whole time that you were dating the other person. Who do you choose?
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. It’s Christmas Eve night. And you get a knock at your door. It’s a disheveled looking man in rags. He presents you with a crudely wrapped small gift. He says that it is yours and that you should open it tomorrow for Christmas.
What do you do?

I'd throw it away. Sounds sketchy as f*ck, lol.
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GenesisCorrupted
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You have a child going to school. You find out that they’ve been getting bullied. You’ve talked to the school about it, and it continued to happen. You go to the school to pick up your kid and witness it happening. What do you do?
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Someone challenges you and you need to win no matter what.
But you get to choose the game or challenge. What do you choose?
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GenesisCorrupted said: You have a child going to school. You find out that they’ve been getting bullied. You’ve talked to the school about it, and it continued to happen. You go to the school to pick up your kid and witness it happening. What do you do?
Parents are a bunch of pussies these days all having accidental babies that they have no business having.
If I were a parent nowadays, which I'm not because I'm not a low IQ fucking sperm wad, but anyway, if I had kids, there would be no "but nothing happened." Those god damn teachers would know that if it fucking happens again I'm coming back and fucking pistol whipping their asses with a fucking glock.
If I witness it happening, I'm beating the living shit out of that kid. I don't give a fuck if I go to prison, my child would KNOW that I fucking love him and would protect him no matter what. Parents these days don't give a shit about their kids and have no clue what real family love is.
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You hold up a seashell to your ear on the beach. Then you hear someone’s voice speaking to you. They ask about specifics of your day, which have occurred. Then tell you that you have stuff you have to do next. Otherwise bad things might happen. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted said: You hold up a seashell to your ear on the beach. Then you hear someone’s voice speaking to you. They ask about specifics of your day, which have occurred. Then tell you that you have stuff you have to do next. Otherwise bad things might happen. What do you do?
Bad things happen to me all the time, joke's on the other person.
Would you rather, In an all out shtf scenario, where you needed a gun just to leave your home, would you rather be armed with an AK-47 or a short barrel stockless 12 gauge shotgun? You can add whatever accessories you need to like a recoil strap and a laser pointer or whatever.
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GenesisCorrupted said: You hold up a seashell to your ear on the beach. Then you hear someone’s voice speaking to you. They ask about specifics of your day, which have occurred. Then tell you that you have stuff you have to do next. Otherwise bad things might happen. What do you do?
In situations like that if assume I would have to do bad things in order for other bad things not to happen. I would not do those things which asked.
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Hypothetically. The teleporter has been invented. Property value has plummeted to nothing. Because everyone can afford to live wherever they want now. As this is the case. You can have your house anywhere you can imagine. Where would you put your house?
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. The teleporter has been invented. Property value has plummeted to nothing. Because everyone can afford to live wherever they want now. As this is the case. You can have your house anywhere you can imagine. Where would you put your house?
New Zealand.
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You just got “Truman showed.” Everything was a lie. All of the contacts in your life. The entire Internet. All of it was just a joke being played on you. Turns out you’re a celebrity. But your also so famous it’s impossible to make friends.
What would you do?
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JonBongGroovy


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Drinking and drugs
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Would you rather?
no longer need to breathe.
Or always be at a perfect internal body temperature. You cannot get too cold or hot.
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GenesisCorrupted
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Would you rather?
Your house is riddled with little ghouls. They’re constantly messing with your stuff breaking jars and pushing things over. Genuinely just being a nuisance. Like super aggressive rats with a sense of of humor. Some of these “pranks” could kill you.
Or.
Every time you leave your house, you have a two hour long timer before slender man gets you.
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Would you rather.
Birds come to you when you call them and they can talk to you and tell you things they’ve seen.
Or you can call a specific wolf. That will always come to your aid. No matter where you are. It can protect you.
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Hmmmm i actually rly like both of them.
But I would go with not needing to breathe then I wouldn't run out of breath when I spit these fire bars
As for the slender man one. Define gets me?
Assuming its not death I would pick that one and take another opportunity to interact with an entity that seeks to impose fear.
Lol I love these gc < 3
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GenesisCorrupted said: You didn’t finish some of your business. You’re a ghost! You are faced with death. The actual person. They tells you you have to haunt something.
 You can haunt an object, a person, or a place.
What do you pick?
What immediately comes to mind is this place we used to adventure to as kids called the Grove
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GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. You lost your memory and you’ve been getting gaslight for a long time. But the person that you’re actually in love with from before you lost your memory is kind of a bitch. You’ve developed a lot of very intense feelings for the person who has been gaslighting you this whole time. But they knew the whole time that you were dating the other person. Who do you choose?

Sadly I love toxic relationships and getting gaslighted, im a drama queen
Does she beat me up occasionally too??
Lets gooo
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Re: Hypotheticals & Would you Rather? [Re: Spectacle]
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Spectacle said: Define gets me?
Well, there’s all sorts of myths. I thought he just took you. But the consensus is he murders you horribly after he takes you somewhere.
Skip to about two minutes 17 seconds.
It would be kind of like he is hunting you the whole time. But he couldn’t get you until that time limit. Sort of like the grudge. But your house would be the safe zone so it would reset every day.
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