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Bloody hell the goal posts on this thread are moving so fast.
1. Hear peoples thoughts. Knowledge is power. 2. Fuck my cousin. At least I get my end in. 3. I’ll yawn birds because I could train them to take the eyes of my enemies. 4. I’d be a walrus for a month sure. What an education—plus tusks and lying around farting. The dream!
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Milleresque]
#28505430 - 10/15/23 11:37 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Would you rather shit piss or piss shit?
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Screwup] 1
#28505432 - 10/15/23 11:40 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Shit piss, no question.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: psi] 2
#28506200 - 10/15/23 10:59 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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You kinda already shit piss when you have diarrhea so shitting piss wouldn't be any different than just your average diarrhea or maybe you happened to eat a little too many dried fruits and so your shit has the viscosity of piss.
Also if you're used to giving yourself enemas it's no different than squirting water out of your ass.
I would almost prefer to shit piss because jesus christ when you have those shits that are so big like bigger than a god damn dick, it hurts your asshole, you have to strain too much getting it out and then you get hemorrhoids and your asshole starts bleeding. No thanks. I'll take shitting piss any day.
Pissing shit? Jesus christ, get the hole so damn big you can have a baby out of that thing! No thanks!
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Milleresque]
#28506204 - 10/15/23 11:01 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Milleresque said: Bloody hell the goal posts on this thread are moving so fast.
1. Hear peoples thoughts. Knowledge is power. 2. Fuck my cousin. At least I get my end in. 3. I’ll yawn birds because I could train them to take the eyes of my enemies. 4. I’d be a walrus for a month sure. What an education—plus tusks and lying around farting. The dream!
You didn't even bother answering the hypothetical question of whether you would rather take calculus 6 in order to bang any girl you want, or becomming gay and getting married and having all of your financials taken care of and retirement.
So which one? Do you have what it takes to pass calculus 6?
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The whole hypothetical is suspect, because Isaac Newton literally invented Calculus and didn't even get a hand job before kicking the bucket.
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Would you rather?
Be able to fly. Fast with zero physical drawbacks. You can go above clouds.
Or
Breath underwater, immune to the benz. As deep as you want. and soar through wather as if flying.
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (10/16/23 06:47 PM)
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Fly.
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Fly...... over the ocean, over the mountains...
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: JonBongGroovy]
#28506231 - 10/15/23 11:40 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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It’d be hard to resist flying. But I would pick the ocean. It’ll be super easy to out run anything in the ocean that would try and get you. But planes go fast. I’d be worried about getting hit.😂
Being able to swim across the ocean fast at night looking up at the stars. Would be really cool.
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (10/18/23 05:32 PM)
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Would you rather. A hungry giant knocks on your door and asked you for a snack. Basically you have to give all of your food to him. You don’t know if you have enough.
Or
Out of the corner of your eye, a tiny little man in a black suit crawls under your door and then runs underneath your refrigerator. When you go to pull away the refrigerator you can’t find them. 😂Choose.
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (10/16/23 06:47 PM)
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Edited by GenesisCorrupted (10/16/23 06:47 PM)
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Quote:
OutsideOfMyMind said:
Quote:
Milleresque said: Bloody hell the goal posts on this thread are moving so fast.
1. Hear peoples thoughts. Knowledge is power. 2. Fuck my cousin. At least I get my end in. 3. I’ll yawn birds because I could train them to take the eyes of my enemies. 4. I’d be a walrus for a month sure. What an education—plus tusks and lying around farting. The dream!
You didn't even bother answering the hypothetical question of whether you would rather take calculus 6 in order to bang any girl you want, or becomming gay and getting married and having all of your financials taken care of and retirement.
So which one? Do you have what it takes to pass calculus 6?
I absolutely abhor mathematics. Looks like…Jesus well I’ll see you from my Ferrari, whilst sitting atop an inflatable cushion and crying profusely
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Milleresque] 1
#28506271 - 10/16/23 12:57 AM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Oh and sorry, I’m a body surfer with flat and wide hobbit feet. I’ll take the water guys….and befriend the kraken.
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Quote:
OutsideOfMyMind said: You kinda already shit piss when you have diarrhea so shitting piss wouldn't be any different than just your average diarrhea or maybe you happened to eat a little too many dried fruits and so your shit has the viscosity of piss.
Also if you're used to giving yourself enemas it's no different than squirting water out of your ass.
I would almost prefer to shit piss because jesus christ when you have those shits that are so big like bigger than a god damn dick, it hurts your asshole, you have to strain too much getting it out and then you get hemorrhoids and your asshole starts bleeding. No thanks. I'll take shitting piss any day.
Pissing shit? Jesus christ, get the hole so damn big you can have a baby out of that thing! No thanks!
Yeah and even a shit of the appropriate diameter would just be so much grosser than shitting piss.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: psi]
#28506384 - 10/16/23 04:52 AM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Would you rather salivate cum or have cum for snot?
Edited by Screwup (10/16/23 12:53 PM)
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Screwup]
#28506414 - 10/16/23 05:49 AM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
Screwup said: Would you rather salivate cum or have snot for cum?
I think it already is snot
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenericHero]
#28506855 - 10/16/23 12:53 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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GenericHero said:
Quote:
Screwup said: Would you rather salivate cum or have snot for cum?
I think it already is snot
Edited it cause I’m hella dumb.
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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Screwup]
#28506868 - 10/16/23 01:10 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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With both of those scenarios I would still have to taste it. So I would choose, sneezing it. At least, then it wouldn’t be nearly as visible.
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (10/16/23 01:10 PM)
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Hearing others' thoughts is no "hypothetical" for me. It is a reality. It only happens in the morning when I'm still half-asleep and only just starting to wake up, though. It can also happen during the dreamstate. I will hear a voice and recognize it as someone that I know. Or sometimes it's just a totally random person.
The thoughts I pick up are sometimes related to me personally, like if someone I know is angry or sad and it has something to do with me, I naturally become aware of this and I become aware of exactly why they feel the way they do.
So basically, #1 is already happening to me.
I wish everyone could be a telepath, because then there would no longer be any such thing as a "misunderstanding". Everything would be clear and transparent. Nothing could be hidden. Full emotional and mental transparency for everyone. In this mode of being, there can be no lies or insecurities.
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