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durian_2008
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It is worthless to gain the whole world and forfeit one's soul.
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GenesisCorrupted
Taoist, Writer, Student, Artist




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You didn’t finish some of your business. You’re a ghost! You are faced with death. The actual person. They tells you you have to haunt something.
 You can haunt an object, a person, or a place.
What do you pick?
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (12/31/23 12:52 PM)
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GenesisCorrupted
Taoist, Writer, Student, Artist




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Hypothetically. It’s Christmas Eve night. And you get a knock at your door. It’s a disheveled looking man in rags. He presents you with a crudely wrapped small gift. He says that it is yours and that you should open it tomorrow for Christmas.
What do you do?
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spirit_shadow
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. It’s Christmas Eve night. And you get a knock at your door. It’s a disheveled looking man in rags. He presents you with a crudely wrapped small gift. He says that it is yours and that you should open it tomorrow for Christmas.
What do you do?

Flying arm bar....man came to the wrong house.
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JonBongGroovy


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Decline the gift......
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GenesisCorrupted
Taoist, Writer, Student, Artist




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Hypothetically. After having said no to the disheveled man who offered you a package yesterday. You wake up this Christmas morning to find it underneath your tree. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted
Taoist, Writer, Student, Artist




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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: Flying arm bar....man came to the wrong house.
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JonBongGroovy


Registered: 01/23/15
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Loc: Hawaii
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Hypothetically. After having said no to the disheveled man who offered you a package yesterday. You wake up this Christmas morning to find it underneath your tree. What do you do?

Find out how the bastard got in
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Spectacle
NOGAME


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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather,
Be 1 foot tall
Or
You are constantly farting for the rest of your life. This has no health implications.
1 foot tall the world would be so sick from that vantage id go exploring in tall grass they'd never see me coming
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GenesisCorrupted
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Would you rather live in a scenic cottage somewhere out in the country. But your roommate is a grumpy old woman who constantly makes jokes about you. You have to pay her money for groceries because you can’t get them yourself.
Or you live alone in a fabulous mansion. But it’s ridiculously haunted. You can have everything delivered.
In both cases, you can still have people over to visit. But you cannot move away. You can spend time away from the house. But you have to sleep in that bed.
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JonBongGroovy


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I'll take the mansion, before my schizophrenia was treated dead people visited me all the time.
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GenesisCorrupted
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Wouldn’t that be really bad for your schizophrenia?
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JonBongGroovy


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Yes and no but that's life.
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Spectacle
NOGAME


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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Would you rather live in a scenic cottage somewhere out in the country. But your roommate is a grumpy old woman who constantly makes jokes about you. You have to pay her money for groceries because you can’t get them yourself.
Or you live alone in a fabulous mansion. But it’s ridiculously haunted. You can have everything delivered.
In both cases, you can still have people over to visit. But you cannot move away. You can spend time away from the house. But you have to sleep in that bed.
Mansion hands down. Haunting is fun
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GenesisCorrupted
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Your flavor scented.
What do you choose to smell like forever?
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GenesisCorrupted
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Hypothetically You wake up in a mansion wearing monogrammed pajamas. Next to somebody else’s spouse. In all of the pictures in the house are of you in this life. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted
Taoist, Writer, Student, Artist




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Hypothetically, you have a nightmare. The next day, the events leading up to the crisis in the nightmare, start unfolding in real life. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted
Taoist, Writer, Student, Artist




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While messing with your remote control. It falls on the ground, and then a hidden channel comes up on the television. This lists all of your stats. All of them. How high you can jump. How well you can do a math test. How much you remember about history. It just has a catalog of all of this impossible to know information about you. After you take a picture of it on your phone, it flips back to regular television. What do you do?
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GenesisCorrupted
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Someone offers to tell you the funniest joke ever. But they warn you. That afterwards everything will always be just a little less funny because of it. Would you listen to the joke?
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OutsideOfMyMind
LSD Self Administrative Director


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GenesisCorrupted said: Someone offers to tell you the funniest joke ever. But they warn you. That afterwards everything will always be just a little less funny because of it. Would you listen to the joke?
As an autistic I barely understand anyone's jokes to begin with because I take everything so seriously and precisely. No way in hell would I listen to his stupid joke that's probably not even funny anyway.
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