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Hypotheticals & Would you Rather?
    #28503893 - 10/13/23 11:49 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Would you Rather

Have the ability to hear everyones thoughts for one hour a day every day. It’s always at the same time.You can not turn it off during this time.

Or

Every time you tap anything twice with your hand.
A random amount of random fruit appears somewhere very near you. Could be a banana, or a pile of kumquat.
It is incredibly easy to do it by accident.

Which do you choose?


(feel free to suggest any hypotheticals you want.)


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 3
    #28503925 - 10/14/23 01:22 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

I'd rather take the fruit seeing as I could just freeze all of the surplus fruits from tapping shit accidentally. Hearing peoples' thoughts has no survival qualities and would be annoying.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #28503926 - 10/14/23 01:30 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

It does sound really fun. Until you think about when you have to go to bed.
But basically, every homeless person you saw Forever. You would be able to give them free fruit.

Also, when you said the other one wouldn’t be able to offer you anything.
You would have to be sure not to have too many people at once.
But you could offer daily “readings”
You would blow peoples fucking minds.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28504030 - 10/14/23 06:03 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Fruit fingers for sure. The mind reading one sounds like a bad time.


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    #28504052 - 10/14/23 07:37 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28504203 - 10/14/23 10:40 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

I'm gonna go with hearing people's thoughts.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal] * 1
    #28504226 - 10/14/23 10:59 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?



Depends who is hotter honestly


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal]
    #28504722 - 10/14/23 07:11 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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Mystikal said:
Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?



I actually have a 5th cousin who is pretty fucking hot so honestly I'll take the cousin. Is a 5th cousin still even related to me at that point?


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: Mystikal]
    #28504734 - 10/14/23 07:18 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Seconded on that one.

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Mystikal said:
Would you rather fuck your cousin or eat out your sister?




This is the gun to the head challenge, of course.
Cousin, no problem.

Next.

Every time you yawn, a bird flies out

Or

Every time you sneeze fire shoots out


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: OutsideOfMyMind] * 2
    #28504750 - 10/14/23 07:27 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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Hearing peoples' thoughts has no survival qualities and would be annoying.




hearing people's thoughts is annoying.  especially when you're trying to sleep.


would you rather marry and never be able to undivorce the hottest asian chick in the world if you could only slide your penis all over her legs but never put your penis in her vagina, or marry and never be able to divorce a blonde girl a huge hot ass that looks like a dinosaur and be able to legitimately have sex with her but you can never speak again in your life?


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: stimpson]
    #28504756 - 10/14/23 07:30 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

I don’t know if it’s just easy for me.

But sexy dinosaur no problem.
There’s so much you can say, without ever speaking a word. Body language is totally a thing. I don’t think speech would be that necessary as long as we communicate in other ways.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28504919 - 10/14/23 10:24 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Would you Rather

Have the ability to hear everyones thoughts for one hour a day every day. It’s always at the same time.You can not turn it off during this time.

Or

Every time you tap anything twice with your hand.
A random amount of random fruit appears somewhere very near you. Could be a banana, or a pile of kumquat.
It is incredibly easy to do it by accident.

Which do you choose?


(feel free to suggest any hypotheticals you want.)




Practice thought stopping in any church service, until you are at the stage between wakefulness and dreaming, for one hour a week, and you will choose the fruit.



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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: durian_2008]
    #28504935 - 10/14/23 10:50 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

You would have to keep the amount of people in the room to a minimum. But yeah, the potential is ridiculous.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28504937 - 10/14/23 10:53 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Would you rather..

Turn into a walrus for the entire month of February.
Or
The ability to levitate while you’re sleeping.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28505003 - 10/15/23 12:39 AM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Levitate while sleeping would be pretty chill and would totally add to the whole out of body external dimensions we go into while dreaming. Would also be pretty rad to levitate while sleeping if you go to sleep while high.

Here's a good one:

Would you rather...

Take the entire college calculus series (Calculus 1, 2, 3, 4 with differential equations, calculus 5 aka linear algebra, and calculus 6 aka upper division vector calculus) and get a grade of C or better if it means you get to fuck the hottest bitches' pussies you ever could dream of? If you don't do it you never get laid again but you can still date and meet girls but you just can't fuck them...your monetary status would remain the same though so if you're poor now you won't get rich ever unless it's through luck or winning the lottery or something. But if you're already well off then this could be a pretty good deal. Keep in mind in order to get to UPPER DIVISION vector calculus you first need to fulfill ALL of the lower division requirements first which includes classes OTHER than math. You basically can't get pussy with anything less than at least an AA Degree plus the vector calc class.

or....

Become a gay bottom, get married to a brauly sexy top who will
A.) Take care of all your financial needs/rent/utilities/food/health insurance/etc, you'll never have to work another day again, and
B.) Take out a life insurance policy so that when he dies in the next 20-30 years you'll be set for life.
As far as sex, he'll give it to you however you like it, if you want it soft and gentle or hard and rough he'll do what you like because he's so generous.
As for finances, you two will be living a luxury lifestyle however you choose to interpret that word. He'll drive a nice car, buy you a nice car, have a big house, the whole 9 yards.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #28505007 - 10/15/23 12:54 AM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Incredible.
I think you just need to make it a mission statement. Just clean it up a little bit. So if I get the gist.
Complete the college course you get to have sex. If you fail the course, you never get to have sex again.

Or

Completely give up on any chance of financial individuality. You’re just taken care of for the rest of your life.


So I would take the first option. Because I like to work for my meal. I want to earn it.
I guarantee the sex would be incredible too.🌝


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28505010 - 10/15/23 01:00 AM (3 months, 11 days ago)

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Incredible.
I think you just need to make it a mission statement. Just clean it up a little bit. So if I get the gist.
Complete the college course you get to have sex. If you fail the course, you never get to have sex again.

Or

Completely give up on any chance of financial individuality. You’re just taken care of for the rest of your life.


So I would take the first option. Because I like to work for my meal. I want to earn it.
I guarantee the sex would be incredible too.🌝



You can take the same class up to I think 3 times in order to get a passing grade. I think after the 3rd time you're just not allowed to take it anymore. Whatever the college rules are that are in place for retaking a class would be what would follow.

If you took the gay route, you can still work if you want, but you really wouldn't need to.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #28505013 - 10/15/23 01:02 AM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Wait, there’s no time barrier?
You need to establish a time barrier otherwise, this is way too easy.
I would just learn everything I could, and then immediately get an A.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28505016 - 10/15/23 01:08 AM (3 months, 11 days ago)

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Wait, there’s no time barrier?
You need to establish a time barrier otherwise, this is way too easy.
I would just learn everything I could, and then immediately get an A.



A lot of people on the shroomery will need to take remedial math classes. Ok fine, you have to get only C's on all the exams, not a C average, so anything less than a C on homework or exams is FAIL. And one shot only, no retaking classes. Non math classes need to have B grades or better.

For time, needs to be done in 6 years from pre algebra remedial all the way to calculus 6.


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Re: Hypotheticals Aka Would you Rather? [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #28505023 - 10/15/23 01:19 AM (3 months, 11 days ago)

I am too confident that I would get an A
😂


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