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GenesisCorrupted
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The Best Pranks
#28496259 - 10/08/23 08:34 AM (3 months, 18 days ago) |
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Rule, one. Nobody gets hurt. Rule two No property is damaged. Rule three The person Pranked laughs
Here is my example. I’m a fairly observant person. I really don’t respond well to abuse either. I’m somebody who believes in karma and justice. Naughty people deserve to be Pranked. Well, my cousin, Trevor was kind of a dick. Very self-serving kind of dude. So I saw this incredible opportunity to prank him and I took it.
In order to set the scene. You’d have to understand what this house looked like. This is a rambler ranch house. There’s a lot of glass. This is also a ranch outside. So there is constant light outside of this home. There is a very large living space with a kitchen in it. At both sides of the house they were rooms. My grandfather’s room. My room. In between there was a door that would lead outside. Lots of light poured in through it.
My grandpa read every night until he died. So his reading lamps orange light would shoot straight across from his room. Almost forming a high noon shadow. Going straight across the room to the left. This was a very pronounced strong shadow. Pitch black Thus I saw the opportunity for an incredible prank. My cousin the dick. Just went to the bathroom. This afforded me time. I go to the ice machine my grandfather has.
 I scoop as much ice as quickly as I can. Then I carefully lay it down in that pitch black little line directly underneath the pillow. Then I just laid down. I waited. God, it was hard not to laugh. But I kept it together until he laid down. He instantly burst out of the bed, throwing himself across the room. Then I just burst out laughing. He had to explain it to his sister while laughing. Because I couldn’t stop laughing.
Edited by GenesisCorrupted (11/29/23 11:31 PM)
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  So my grandfather and me were hanging out. And when he left the room. I knew he was going to start the stove. He had a couple pieces of wood pulled out from a pile that he always would pull aside for the fire. So I went over there and put the object from that first picture in the pile. So as he was working his way down to the last piece. I made sure not to laugh. But then, this 86 year old man suddenly met the heaviest piece of wood ever. He was baffled. Until I started laughing. That is a piece of petrified wood… We had a really good laugh about it.
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This one’s a classic. So a lot of schools had these. Pretty much all of them for a while there. Most of them have a wheel on the side. Usually on the right. I happened to be front right center in this classroom.
So, when I kid went up to start reading, all the lights are down. I just reached over and grabbed that wheel... I started slowly turning it. As he started squinting and having a really hard time reading. He started getting a bit concerned. Until people realize what I was doing, and we all started laughing. He joined in, so did the teacher. I think it counts for extra points when the person being Pranked gets the laugh along to.
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mandrax360
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I like pranks but I'm also evil. In my last prank I may have broken all your rules but it's going to be worth it. Let me paint the picture for you with a bit of a back story.
Work prank So I hate my current job , only got a few weeks to go before I leave to better things . When I first started working there I was trained by a really vain, cocky 20 something who was full of himself. Now I didn't mind him to much but he started to show his true colours more and more over time. Smalls things like leaving a mess in the break room . Not tidying up after himself like leaving his rubbish on the bench next to the bin . He got moved onto a different shift a few weeks later meaning I had to follow him on at shift rotation. Now even though I hate my job I still take pride in my work, leave my area how I like to find it type of shit . This guy must think I'm his dad as I spend the first 2 hours of my shift picking up his rubbish and correcting his fuck ups .
So on my last night shift this week following him on I'd had enough. I went on my break and made myself a coffee. All his shit was laid about the kitchen area in the break room so it was lesson time . His hard hat was next to the kettle so I kindly removed the foam material from the front inner head band inside the hat . I added silver nitrate to it and put it back perfectly as to not draw any attention to it.
Next week when he turns up to work late as usual he'll grab his hard hat and unknowingly be temporarily staining his forehead from the silver nitrate on the band . I can't wait to see him on handover next week
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Wife car pranks So about 5 years ago my wife decided to learn to drive. Took her test and by some miracle passed first time. So being a loving husband I bought her a car . It stood on the driveway for weeks before she would take it out . So the first time she drove it to work after having it months me and my son took the spare keys and moved it to a different parking space in the same carpark. Few hours later I get a call from my wife, she was a bit distraught to say the least. " someone has moved the car " I said what do you mean someone moved your car , are you sure you locked it ? " yes , I'm sure . It's in a different spot to where I left it " Are you sure it's your car I asked ? By this time the wife was starting to loss her shit with me . I told her to get in and stay on the phone. start the car. You still there ? Yes she replied OK so there's no bomb in the car. She didn't find this funny. Next I said put it in gear and roll slowly forward and slam the brakes. She did. Right nobody has cut the break lines . Drive home as quickly as you can and make sure nobody is following you and I hung up . 5mins later I hear the car pull up , both me and my son couldn't help but laugh. She was not impressed and for my sins I had to cook for a few days. A few weeks went by and we decided to prank her again. Her car is a couple with rear tinted window so knowing what time she finishes work me and the son took the spare keys and hid in the back seats . She proper flipped but it was worth it.
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Good stuff. Thank you for sharing. Silver nitrate will make him blue right? 😂
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The best prank was my birth.
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One time my friends and I planted 6 alarm clocks in a friends dorm room. One of our friends was his roommate, we knew the prankee slept in on certain days. So we compiled our alarm clocks and hid them while he was out. We set them at like 10 minute intervals. Then we hid a video camera in the room and when the roommate left for class he hit record.
For a semester we ran a prank show on the college TV station, and we had the prankee's written consent to film and prank. We had to go through an ethics board and get approved waivers to even do the show.
Anyways, on the video, the first alarm goes off and it's the roommate's. The prankee gets up, in tighty whities and shuts it off. Lays down. The second one goes off, it's his, the roommate changed alarm to keep in the sync. The third one goes off, it's on a different dresser, he finds it, but he's like WTF. Lays down. The fourth one goes, it's in a dresser drawer, he's searching and just losing his shit. Lays down again. The fiths goes. He's really steaming. It's hidden in the closet. At this point he's clearly catching on and just decides to go about his day. As he getting his stuff ready the sixth goes off, he's ballastic at this point. He find it under his bed.
We synced a watch to the clocks and were outside the door as this is happening. So 1 minute after the last one goes off we bust in and start laughing it off together. Truly an epic prank. Made for great footage. We ended up being semi famous on campus for a semester over it. We were cancelled though, we staged a jump into a giant leaf pile off the chemistry building (30ft or so), which we didn't have permission to be on, then aired it. We got arrested and that was that.
Edited by christopera (11/12/23 11:35 AM)
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The long prank Have a old school friend from RSA who lives in London. About 2 years before the pandemic he went awol, not answering his phone for about 3 months. Neither of our friends or his family could reach him and we were slightly concerned. I had a feeling he'd just gone on a bender and decided to smoke him out . I placed a add on his behalf on Gumtree selling his PS4 and TV with his number and email as the contact details. Took about 6 hours and he'd surfaced .
Before this I tried another plan which didn't work at the time . I went on Google and put his phone number down as the contact details for his local corner shop .
So 2 years later when the pandemic started he started receiving loads of calls from members of the public asking if he had toilet paper in stock and what hours the post office opened in his shop . This went on for weeks . He went in the shop to ask why his number was under there business and they were clueless. They tried to change the number but I had claimed the business as my own on Google so they couldn't change it . It took him a while to work out it was me and when he did I removed his number. Such a nice friend I am
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Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said: Good stuff. Thank you for sharing. Silver nitrate will make him blue right? 😂
Stains black / brown We also use copper phosphate at work that stains blue
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you take their phone number and post in el paso texas for free goats. call any time day or night.
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GenesisCorrupted
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OK this is a victimless prank. So the phone scam call centers. They always give you the phone number that you need to call. That way you can give them all of your personal information and they can steal from you right?
Have any of you ever actually called the phone number when you know it’s a scam though?
Because I have… *67 So I called these guys up. The dude answers his phone.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello??
HEll Ooo
Yes, you want your money back? What?
Yes
Yes?
Yes I want my money back. (They don’t have anything of mine)
Ok, who is this?
Wheres my money man?…
I can tell you, just tell me who this is.
You know who this is, I want my money right now! (He starts talking to people behind him)
I don’t know who this is.
This is the guy whos money you stole and is standing in front of your house right now. Wheres my money. Last chance.
What do you mean last chance? I don’t know about money!
Ok thats it! I am inside your house. You! Get the fuck out of the house can’t you see what I’m doing! I just sent your family outside because I’m lighting your house on fire. You better give me my money right now!
You did what!? (Hung up)
Haven’t gotten a call or email from them since.😂 Might not have worked. But it sure made me laugh.
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i always just say "have you ever had a dream where you destroyed your own penis"
"im sorry what?"
"you know like you destroy it. with a hammer or scissors or something"
"im not sure.."
"yeah i have this dream like every month what do you think it means?"
theyll usually click
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So I was using the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard to prank call somebody over the phone for about seven years.
It’s just me being high and deciding it would be funny. I hit him with the classics. Yelled at him about cookies. Told him I would be coming for his mother. Really silly shit. But my friend didn’t notice who the voice was. So maybe a couple months later. I called back.
Immediately, he recognized the person prank calling him. But still didn’t recognize the voice I was using to do it.
Hilarious. Utter joy to me. So I ended up doing that again like six months later. Then I did it again two years later. Then I did it about two more years after that. Then I did it one time a year for the next three.
On the last one, I had challenged him to a fight. And then using my actual voice. I told him where to meet me.
It was hilarious. He looked ready to fight. He was shaking his fist, waiting out there next to a bench.
Then, when I showed up, I pretended I had no idea why he was there. And then I had him start explaining to me the seven year long phone call he’d been getting.
Well, I just started grinning more and more, until I started just laughing.
“It’s not funny man I can really use your help.”
I tell him. “Do you need help getting back your cookies?”
Then I start laughing even harder. And that’s when he realizes.
It was terrific. Probably one of the best jokes I’ve ever played. It was such a long con too. He was ready to fight Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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So I’m in high school. My class is a bunch of very high people. We’re in algebra 2. We’re all sitting on the computers. E D, was by far the most high person I knew. I didn’t even know what he was on most of the time. It was usually way out of my depth. I was quite content just smoking marijuana. He looks to his right, and starts talking to his friends.
I snag the mouse on his computer really quick. There is actually a tool called draw anywhere…
So really quickly. I draw a pretty darn basic ghost. It’s just coming out of the bottom of his screen and it looks angry.
similar to this. But I knew how high he was. So I don’t think the quality mattered at that point. E! Oh, my God! “Wut?” There’s a ghost in your computer! He locks eyes with the phantom. Utterly terrified. He screams at his maximum volume. He fell out of his chair backwards into the classroom. Everyone started laughing. Remarking at how terrible the ghost was that scared him. He thought it was hilarious once he found out what happened.
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I forgot about this one. I was recently reminded.
So I was in an apartment with my girlfriend. Downstairs from us there was this Russian techno. Like just really thumping crazy rave, music. And they would go all night long until early in the morning on some nights. Then they would finally crash and go to sleep. Well, they had been doing that all weekend long. It was driving me and my girlfriend crazy so we were getting ready to leave. They just turned off their music so they were going to sleep. Then I put this full blast on the TV.
Had it set to loop. It wasn’t any louder than their music was. They never got in trouble. We left for roughly eight hours. I came back and turned it off. They never blasted their music that loud again. I guess they got the message.
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Re: The Best Pranks [Re: Joh.Ke]
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 Nobody seems to like your short opinions either.
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