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Passing drug tests
    #2849480 - 07/01/04 11:31 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I think we need to organize this information into one long thread, because people are always asking this shit. Here?s what I have so far,

Piss test:
Just drink as much water as possible, make sure to urinate a few times right before you take the test. Also to make your piss appear yellow even though it has been watered down pop a few "B-complex" vitamins. Another trick (rumor) is to fill a Visine bottle full of bleach and put a few drops into the test cup. Also you can scoop some toilet water into the test cup if you aren't being watched. If it is a home test you wont have to worry about cretin content or urine color. I don't know much about laboratory tests so ill let someone else fill that in.

Hair tests:
Hair tests are a bitch, they clip a pencil sized chunk of hair from the back of your head and send it to a lab. The lab tests the first 1.5 inches of hair (if the test looks back 90 days) for the big 5 drug metabolites. The best option is to shave your body hair. It is rumored that soaking your hair in vinegar for 30 minutes then applying a shampoo that contains the chemical EDTA will help you pass the test.

If anyone has experience passing any kind of drug test please post.

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Re: Passing drug tests [Re: bub_x]
    #2849521 - 07/01/04 11:40 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

also, diluted urine is obvious due to its low creatine levels. Eating a good amount of red meat every day before the test is a good way to avoid unecessary suspicion.

Also, I know the visine trick to be a rumor.

There is a special tree-bark you can get around here called "Palo Azul"

You boil it in a gallon of water, and the water turns to a metallicblue color. You drink that, and you should be good, it's sort of a secret still, with all these stupid 200% money back promises on pills, powders, drinks, etc. etc.


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Re: Passing drug tests [Re: bub_x]
    #2849540 - 07/01/04 11:44 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

here is another method that appears to be pretty good for passing tests:

this is what you need:

-sure jell ($2.50)
-2 quarts of water


you can find sure jell in the JELLO aisle of your local grocery store. you can smoke a day before your test and pass ANY TEST, GUARANTEED. you drink this shit 2 hours or so before your test.

folks, this isn't some bullshit. it's worked for me countless amounts of times, and the person who told me about this has MANDATORY PROBATION drug tests. she smokes a day before and passes. i just smoked this past sunday and took a test today, drank this shit around 5:00 before my 8:00 test and i passed with ease. stock up on these and use them if you need to.

it seems a little far-fetched, so if you don't believe it, order some at home drug tests on eBay for like $2 a piece and try it out yourself.



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Re: Passing drug tests [Re: kotik]
    #2849605 - 07/01/04 11:58 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Any logic behind why the sure jell trick works?

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Re: Passing drug tests [Re: bub_x]
    #2849802 - 07/02/04 12:46 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

no, I have not been able to find any.  In fact, that was taken from another forum at http://www.overgrow.com/edge/showthread.php?t=458625

although, I have heard it works as well, from people offline.  Another rumor, it's possible.  I always recommend getting your own home-drug testing kit off ebay, although I know with some labs, they go through a VERY extensive process, and can measure the exact nanograms of metabolites left in your system to .01 so any masking or "cleaning" method will ALWAYS be sort of a trial & error situation.

And pretty much any required drug test is not a test scenario.  It's for legal reasons, employment, etc. etc. and sometimes there is no second shot.

Even for those that take the pills, and quit smoking (or whatever) like 2 weeks ahead of time... chances are there WILL be traces of the drugs in your system, however each test has its own threshhold of nanograms, so if they detect some (if any at all) it will still need to be under a certain limit (which varies for each agency doing the testing).

Hope this helps, enough to not make me look like an asshole for posting unproven (scientifically) drug-test methods.

:lipsrsealed: :lipsrsealed: sorry bout that.


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