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    #28493389 - 10/05/23 05:17 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

The bordello  = The whorehouse.
Boudoir  =  shitter
The hors d’oeuvre  = appetizer
Military maneuvers  = State funded genocide.
making love  =  banging
Film  =  Flick
Passed on  =  dead dead deadski 
(quote from Beetlejuice)
The deck  =  poop deck
I’m going to go powder my nose  =
I’m going to take a fat shit or do Coke
Pardon me  = I’m going to fuck off, do the same.

This home is so cozy  =
Your house is small to me

This cottage is very rustic  =
Your cottage looks like old shit

Would you like a mint/gum?  =
You smell awful, please do something about it.

I’m just not ready to see them yet.  =
If I see them, I don’t know what I will do, so I better not.

He’s always been very careful with his money.  =
He is a greedy bastard

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Re: The best, and worst way to say it [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
    #28493400 - 10/05/23 05:25 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

Vulva= beef curtains
Penis= meat sword
Anus= chocolate starfish


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Re: The best, and worst way to say it [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 3
    #28493404 - 10/05/23 05:28 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

Food = Future Poo


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    #28493418 - 10/05/23 05:35 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

Dirty love = I threw up on your couch


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    #28513283 - 10/21/23 04:57 PM (8 months, 3 days ago)

“ he was a real wild card, so we kept him around.”

Vs

We just took that street child. We thought they were awesome.

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