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OfflineBuster_Brown
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I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch * 1
    #28477913 - 09/21/23 05:37 PM (4 months, 5 days ago)

I Fessed Up

Probably be on the news.


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Re: I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch [Re: Buster_Brown] * 1
    #28478148 - 09/21/23 09:14 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

Good luck with that karma you criminal

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Re: I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch [Re: cubedryeguy]
    #28478191 - 09/21/23 10:32 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

Scientifically speaking, the conch is not part of the seagull's diet, they live underwater and die underwater.


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Re: I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch [Re: Buster_Brown] * 1
    #28478197 - 09/21/23 10:38 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

As will you when that seagull gets done launching diarrhea cluster bombs over the local parking facilities after figuring out what you fed it. Scientifically speaking your odds of that happening are 1 in 5.


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Re: I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch [Re: cubedryeguy]
    #28478201 - 09/21/23 10:44 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

I got hit on the Isle of Iona, Scotland, on purpose I'm sure.


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Re: I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #28478209 - 09/21/23 11:04 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

Well deserved. Just looked that place up and it’s beautiful. I’d take a fly by shitting to be there.


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Re: I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch [Re: cubedryeguy]
    #28478366 - 09/22/23 06:39 AM (4 months, 4 days ago)

It was incredible. 4 homeless guys sharing a pipe and the town mayor (considered so) walks thru holding a large syringe with a clear liquid dripping from the needle. He asks for a volunteer and goes off.

So I suspect the scene might have been different if my involvement in this debacle had been revealed to him beforehand


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Re: I Just Poisoned 3 Seagulls With The Guts Of A Conch [Re: Buster_Brown] * 1
    #28478778 - 09/22/23 02:43 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

How many drugs were inside of you to make you think you were the town mayor of the Isle of lona?

Pretty sure it was the seagull that fed you rancid conch guts. Now fess up

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