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TheLiesUnderneath
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Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing
#28474474 - 09/19/23 12:09 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Edited by TheLiesUnderneath (09/19/23 12:11 AM)
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DERRAYLD
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: TheLiesUnderneath] 1
#28474482 - 09/19/23 12:22 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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You came to the shroomery to ask if we know uncle ben?
And fyi, it's not a tek.
Pretty sure you're trolling.
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jack_straw2208
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: TheLiesUnderneath] 1
#28474501 - 09/19/23 01:27 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Go home grandpa, you're drunk!
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Bajazly
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: DERRAYLD]
#28474513 - 09/19/23 01:56 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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x2 on the trolling.
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CapSlinger


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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: Bajazly]
#28474554 - 09/19/23 03:54 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Kinoko314
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: CapSlinger]
#28474581 - 09/19/23 05:29 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Tiamo
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: Kinoko314]
#28474624 - 09/19/23 07:02 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Wow amazing TEK! I have so much Trichoderma I barely know what to do with it now. Thank you!!
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TheStallionMang
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: TheLiesUnderneath]
#28474651 - 09/19/23 07:51 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Yo TheLiesUnderneath, that "method" is well known here but not in a good way. People here like to give folks a hard time about using it
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ibz
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: TheStallionMang]
#28474787 - 09/19/23 10:16 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Epic troll :')
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Stipe-n Cap


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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: ibz] 3
#28474825 - 09/19/23 10:43 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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My jelousy has been activated....
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meta_mmxxii


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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: TheLiesUnderneath]
#28474855 - 09/19/23 11:11 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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I tried to watch the whole thing but I fell on the floor and couldn't stop laughing. Didn't know you had comedy hour on the shroomery lol. This forum never ceases to amaze me lol. Why do people post nonsense like this and why do the mods allow it to stay up? If it is misinformation, I would think the mods would be in the right to remove it.
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Edited by meta_mmxxii (09/19/23 11:11 AM)
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veggie

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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: meta_mmxxii] 12
#28474856 - 09/19/23 11:12 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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I don't know why people ridicule the UB Tek. The overwhelming majority of people who try it, even newbies, are able to produce the loveliest shades of blue without any trouble. That is the psilocybin and psilocin. Same as when you cut a magic mushroom it turns blue, showing you how strong and potent it is. The bags below are almost 100% psilocybin. Try and do that using a PF-Tek, almost impossible.

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Stipe-n Cap


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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: meta_mmxxii] 3
#28474861 - 09/19/23 11:14 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Nah, we don't limit speech that runs contrary to sound doctrine. You are however free to critique.
Let's keep things civil and on topic, otherwise this thread will be locked.
@veggie: good point
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Benson
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: veggie]
#28474876 - 09/19/23 11:21 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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But didnt you hear him? The bags are literally perfectly safe right now.
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: Stipe-n Cap] 3
#28474901 - 09/19/23 11:31 AM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Thank goodness we have you guys that DO know what you are doing. When I first started this endeavor I read a lot about this tek and almost tried it until I found this place and read all the horror stories and decided it was not a path I wanted to go down. As I wanted to be successful. Good thing I never tried. The tek looks good on paper to newbies but is seriously flawed way to go about it. Thanks for all your contributions TCs! You guys rock!!!
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Tiamo
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: veggie] 1
#28475000 - 09/19/23 01:15 PM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Quote:
veggie said: I don't know why people ridicule the UB Tek. The overwhelming majority of people who try it, even newbies, are able to produce the loveliest shades of blue without any trouble. That is the psilocybin and psilocin. Same as when you cut a magic mushroom it turns blue, showing you how strong and potent it is. The bags below are almost 100% psilocybin. Try and do that using a PF-Tek, almost impossible.

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I am a Trich collector, this looks amazing!
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: Tiamo] 1
#28475024 - 09/19/23 01:44 PM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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We are just hundreds of shroomerites jealous because we work hard with PCs and grain jars and some clever boys figured a better way. When I see the quality of this video and the scientific proofs about Unclebens it's all clear now.
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Stipe-n Cap


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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: Traveled] 2
#28475043 - 09/19/23 02:09 PM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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I opened the video, saw Lysol and a box of uncle bens, on a stainless steel table surrounded by stainless instruments, then turned it off.
You don't know what you don't know, I suppose. Every noob equates any result with success. "I grew mushrooms, therefore it works", appears to be the sentiment. I would like to think that a simple, logical, reasonable explanation as to why this technique is less than desirable would be sufficient; But, I know better, their kool-aid is stronger than reason.
Relatively expensive grain packets inoculated with contaminated spore solution, filtered by micropore tape, over a hole opened by non sterile scissors or blade, may in fact result in mushrooms. However, the gods of probably dictate that "You may reasonably expect a man to walk a tightrope safely for ten minutes; it would be unreasonable to do so without accident for two hundred years."
Volume will reveal the flaws in your technique, inoculum, and your blatant denial of standard, sterile technique and protocol. This technique is simply retarded, designed by and employed by people who do not understand the basic principles which have been handed down to us by the wider scientific disciplines of microbiology, bacteriology, and mycology.
UB tek is the bacteriologists equivalent of inoculating agar with spit, then streaking with an isopropyl soaked fingertip to streak for species identification.
It's asinine....I mean, super jealous.
This is why the wider world of commercial mushroom farming sees us like this:
 
I'm relieved to know that all of this is garbage:

It can be sold and replaced by these:
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JFlowMan
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
#28475049 - 09/19/23 02:13 PM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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Groundbreaking tek. Very impressed with the lab coat!
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HumbleDragon
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Re: Uncle Ben's Tek-If you ==-+ haven't tried it yet, stop what you're doing [Re: JFlowMan]
#28475137 - 09/19/23 03:22 PM (4 months, 6 days ago) |
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You mean I can get my grain already in a bag? Why have I been buying them separately!
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