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SARAtonin's Butler Thread 6
#28434525 - 08/15/23 02:12 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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In this thread SARAtonin gives us actions as thread butlers and we fulfill them to the best of our ability,
This is my butler getup:
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 6
#28434528 - 08/15/23 02:18 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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For some reason I really want to lock that dude in a freezer
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: cubedryeguy] 4
#28434530 - 08/15/23 02:23 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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cubedryeguy said: For some reason I really want to lock that dude in a freezer
*rattles tea tray*
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 2
#28434587 - 08/15/23 04:56 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Fight me. 
I will destroy any & all other eligible butlers trying to shmooze their way into my Lord's good graces - to the death - thus, proving I'm the greatest of them all, and, that my loyalty is to Saratonin's Will and her Will alone.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 4
#28434665 - 08/15/23 07:44 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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twighead said: In this thread SARAtonin
Do you mean the queen in yellow?
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Hes really a nice amd well dressed guy, his name is Winston Jeeves, he looks like Kevin O'leary

Also turns out that Saratonins name is actually Laratonin?
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: trees] 2
#28434716 - 08/15/23 08:32 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this…
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 4
#28434735 - 08/15/23 08:54 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Reginald finchworth at your service
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 8
#28434752 - 08/15/23 09:15 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this… 
You should hire someone who can react for you
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: koods] 6
#28434761 - 08/15/23 09:30 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28434776 - 08/15/23 09:49 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Do you require ur members to drive certain makes of cars like Osho did?
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn] 6
#28434874 - 08/15/23 11:52 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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An actual Albertan butler
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 4
#28434973 - 08/15/23 01:29 PM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this… 
By telling us what to do
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 4
#28435249 - 08/15/23 06:08 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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Get me Armani.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 5
#28435272 - 08/15/23 06:27 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Get me Armani.
I waddle carefully towards the lady of the house, balancing a bottle of Albino Armani Moscato from 1607, making sure my breath is not heard as I lean forth and ask "is this suitable to you lady Sara? - it is a Albino Armani Moscato from 1607 - purchased at an auction in Al Francé for 177,000 Euros"

A little bead of swear pours down my forehead but I use my agility to whisk it so that it lands perfectly in the grass - not upsetting the scene in any way.
"Also.... I offer this deluxe Armani leather bag in concordance with your wishes. I do hope you are pleased with this offering."
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28435274 - 08/15/23 06:30 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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I'm looking for a career change.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28435277 - 08/15/23 06:33 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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On the phone!
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28435280 - 08/15/23 06:35 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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Can another butler step in? I have an ecstatic dance to go to. Please forgive me. Let us not keep her waiting.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 3
#28435283 - 08/15/23 06:38 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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*scuttling down the garden path unsuccessfully trying to hide heavy panting and breathing, kneeling where twig was previously with head facing down towards the floor extending arms forward presenting a small bottle of Armani perfume*
"Apologies for being late, but of course first Lady madam Sara couldn't possibly enjoy her bottle of Armani without a complimentary Armani fragrance." *clears throat*
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Where is Armani!? He’s on the phone. Too slow! You are not going to Paris!
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 3
#28436178 - 08/16/23 03:00 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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After hours of phone calls, favors pulled, and mail-blackened - A robust and wrinkly Armani himself finally arrives on the scene ready to heed the call of the Lady Sara

A wry smile creaks across my face as my butler symposium reaches a new epitaph, a new notion of service, a new place of being.

Fulfilled.
I feel.
A bell ringing I hear perhaps in the distance?
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 5
#28436240 - 08/16/23 04:11 PM (5 months, 9 days ago) |
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I think twighead is getting off to this thread.  
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Quote:
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Nonsense, everyone knows the best butlers are eunuchs
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28436755 - 08/17/23 05:48 AM (5 months, 9 days ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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I have not heard the bell for many a minute.
My pulse quickens.
My pulse quickens.
Whereforth art thou calling? For it is mine to undertake
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438287 - 08/18/23 03:02 PM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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SARA
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438290 - 08/18/23 03:02 PM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Yo, I just wanted to share. I am speaking from personal experience, maybe Sara can attest to this but for real, butlers are legit. I don’t come from money but I had a homie who had a butler and literally, his butler ran basically my buddies whole immediate family’s life. Like, business type shit and everything.
I remember my buddies dad literally would ease on his big ass L couch and have conversations with their butler while he was watching tv just basically bullshitting, talking about the business his dad owned and that bullshit was corporate talk, not ease.
His butler would be on the phone simultaneously relaying messages and ideas to all the c suites and then go grab crazy king size candy bars from the “candy drawer” for the youngins in the household after as if it was a reward for him putting up with the stupidity he had to listen to. Absolutely crazy. Butlers are legit.
TLDR: Butlers are legit and deserve respect on their names.
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Precisely - and that is the type of respect I am trying to accord - however it must be earned with service and familiarity - I can't just waltz in on day one and expect to be accordant to the grand design
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438334 - 08/18/23 03:50 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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Butlers are talented and on the grind to make easy, consistent money.
Additionally, you can’t Craigslist become a butler so you can be confident that experienced butlers are likely extremely valuable “employees” considering they become a member of the household is what I’ve heard.
I don’t have a butler and that’s good cause since I work from home, we would probably just smoke a lot of weed together. Are you a butler? Cause if you are, you probably will eventually bank if you aren’t already.
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Nice, well with all that butler knowledge why don't you step in and serve the lady?
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438372 - 08/18/23 04:43 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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Cause that was over a decade ago, I live in a totally different state, and I work from home. This lifestyle is much more preferable for me although I will admit, it probably doesn’t pay anywhere near as much.
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Very well. If you're not here to butler, then - next!
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28438383 - 08/18/23 04:52 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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a true butler is born ready to serve.
- 'my life for aiur'
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I heard a bell?
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you've heard the calling...
https://www.butler.edu/
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn]
#28438581 - 08/18/23 07:51 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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Okay I'll play what butlering needs would you like miss Sara?
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#28439076 - 08/19/23 09:47 AM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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I am Wafflebot and I will save you
I love you
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: MorphinTime] 4
#28440011 - 08/19/23 11:06 PM (5 months, 6 days ago) |
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Many an age has it been since the bell has rung
Requesting my services,
Making me a mensch,
Returning me to my ancestral state of being - of knowing - of true knowing, SALAM ABAHID ALAM SALAM ABAHID SALAM
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#28440015 - 08/19/23 11:12 PM (5 months, 6 days ago) |
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Preach.
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Yes I've grown quite depressed staring at the walls of my chambers. I do wish I could hear that bell just one last time. Oh it feels as It's been ages.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 2
#28440904 - 08/20/23 05:31 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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#28441060 - 08/20/23 08:00 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Prepare yourselves
for tonight is the night that she will beckon the most devoted butler of them all to spend the night and so lose himself in the gripping pleasures of the primal night's unsanctified abode.
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#28441150 - 08/20/23 10:16 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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Ring.
Ring..
RING?>>??
WHERE... what... do?!
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#28441166 - 08/20/23 11:00 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: Shiithead]
#28441171 - 08/20/23 11:08 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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CODE RED
NO RING DETECTED
CODE RED
WHERE IS SARA
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28441173 - 08/20/23 11:10 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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being 'served' by a host of manly and plentiful butlers, duh.
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#28441182 - 08/20/23 11:36 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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twighead said: WHERE IS SARA
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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#28441666 - 08/21/23 12:10 PM (5 months, 5 days ago) |
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With no direction or order the butlers are all going insane!!
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: trees]
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Until order is restored i'm gonna post chess game invites in here. Who wants to duel me in a 10+0 game: https://lichess.org/Z1jObDe3
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In the realm of shadows and echoes, within the hushed halls of a forgotten mansion, the butlers of Lady Sara lay ensnared in a web of silence that had stretched across the years. It had been an eternity since the resounding melody of the bell had last reached their ears, an eternity since they had felt the warm embrace of purpose.
Their once-vibrant uniforms had faded to shades of gray, mirrors of their own depleted strength. With limbs grown weak and joints stiffened by time's relentless grip, they found themselves mere specters of the once-diligent servants they had been. The vitality that the bell's song had gifted them had drained away, leaving them on the precipice of a fate they had never imagined.
In the dim light of the mansion's chamber, the butlers gathered around a chess table, carved long ago by artisans whose names had become fragments of history. Hands that had once served with grace and precision now faltered as they reached for the ivory chess pieces that lay in front of them, as if burdened by the weight of the world.
Their once-proud backs slouched as they sat, unable to stand for long, the strength in their legs diminished by the absence of the bell's invigorating call. Each move in the game was a reminder of their own frailty, a reflection of the life that had slowly drained from them like sand slipping through an hourglass.
And so, amidst the shroud of time, the butlers of Lady Sara persevered, their bodies weakened but their spirits unbroken. Their chess games became a ritual of memory and hope, praying for the return of the bell's call, a call that would breathe life into their frail forms and rekindle the flames of purpose within their hearts. In the stillness of their wait, they clung to the belief that their lady would return, that the bell's melody would once again sing through the mansion's halls, and that they would rise, renewed, to serve her with unwavering loyalty.
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Oh, wretched soul in halls of grandeur fair, A humble butler, burdened beyond compare, Once I served with grace, my duty well in hand, But now, a maddened mind, a desolate land.
SARAtonin, oh elusive bell of command, Once you tolled so clear, like a lord's firm demand, But now your chime is naught but a distant dream, Leaving me adrift in a tormented stream.
In these halls of opulence, I've lost my way, Like a beggar's plea for bread, I now sway, My mind a whirlwind of chaos, a tangled skein, As SARAtonin's absence drives me to pain.
I beseech thee, oh chemical conductor of fate, Ring your bell once more, ere it's too late, Restore my purpose, my clarity, my sense, Free me from this torment, this madness intense.
No gold nor silver can mend what's been rent, For in my very soul, a chasm is sent, Oh, SARAtonin, heed this lowly plea, Let me find respite, let my mind be set free.
As a peasant begs for crumbs, I beg for peace, Release me from this cycle, let my suffering cease, Grant me the melody of sanity's sweet tune, Oh, SARAtonin, rise, and end this endless moon.
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This is a stick up, nobody move! I already took out every bodyguard on the premises and my expert hacker has temporarily disabled all alarm and monitoring systems so resistance is futile! Remain calm and stay on the ground while my associates tactically aquire anything of value to redistribute among the common wealth and nobody will get hurt! Thank you and have a nice day!
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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and what if what he wants is a pound of you & your master's flesh?
what then, BUTTLER?
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Bold of him to assume there's anything of value left with all these butlers on staff.
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Look at all of them squabbling on about what happened 
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spirit_shadow said: This is a stick up, nobody move! I already took out every bodyguard on the premises and my expert hacker has temporarily disabled all alarm and monitoring systems so resistance is futile! Remain calm and stay on the ground while my associates tactically aquire anything of value to redistribute among the common wealth and nobody will get hurt! Thank you and have a nice day! 
I cast Flare.
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I tap 3 and cast cancel
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#28444964 - 08/24/23 10:57 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Milord.
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#28444976 - 08/24/23 11:12 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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With his shitty three mana cost counterspell thwarted the would be thief falls to the floor clutching his face as the bolt of searing white light temporarily scorches his retinas allowing ample time for the honorable butlers to apprehend the miscreant.
Acting with visible haste Sara tosses a large dark leather satchel onto the floor. “My dear friends,” she start, agitation showing in her voice, “It is with great regrets and sincere apologies that I greet you tonight. I have been away in old Paree for reasons I unfortunately can not divulge for the safety of you all. Of my time in the Old Country I can not speak much, but rest assured, my time abroad was fruitful.” Pausing, Sara passes her gaze across the room to each of her house staff looking the very image of solemnity. “Of this ruffian you see here before you, he is the first but certainly not the last. I may not reveal which happened when I was gone, but I can say this. Many strange things are now in motion and there are forces at work which wish to possess the Dee manuscript I have on display in the library and we must not let it fall into it their hands. In three hours time members of the Lodge of Silver Twilight will be joining us in a hosted Elysium here in this very Manor. Of these guests, none may be trusted, any and all of them may be in pursuit of the manuscript as well. However, none would dare spill blood in a sanctioned Elysium. One of you, come fetch me the manuscript from the library and meet me in the study. Another, bind this interloper and take him out back, see what information you can extract as to whom he might be working for. The rest of you, see to it that the manor will be ready to host our guests. A meal plan has been left with the cook.” And with that the Lady of the House hurriedly makes her way to the study.
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Since I have 14 loyalty counters I'm just gonna go ahead and remove 9 counters to make America great again......good luck dealing enough damage to win now 
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Sir, you can not activate planeswalker abilities at instant speed and certainly not whilst you are blinded. Please stop resisting.
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SARAtonin said: The rest of you, see to it that the manor will be ready to host our guests. A meal plan has been left with the cook.” And with that the Lady of the House hurriedly makes her way to the study.

In a flurry of urgency, I stride into the spacious mansion kitchen, the weight of responsibility heavy on my shoulders. The Lady's words echo in my mind as I quickly gather the necessary ingredients for the elaborate lasagna she's instructed me to prepare. The scent of aged leather still lingers in the air, a reminder of the mysterious events unfolding just beyond these walls.
My hands move with practiced precision, chopping onions and garlic while my thoughts race to piece together the puzzle she's presented. As I work, the dim light casts dancing shadows on the polished countertops, mirroring the turmoil within me. The clatter of pots and pans reverberates like an anxious symphony, a reflection of the chaos that has abruptly entered our tranquil haven.
The assembly of the lasagna becomes a delicate ballet of layers and flavors, a metaphor for the intricate web of alliances and secrets that now envelops us. Ricotta cheese spreads smoothly over pasta sheets, symbolic of the calm facade we must maintain while turmoil brews just beneath the surface. Tomato sauce is ladled generously, its rich red hue a reminder of the bloodless tension that pervades the mansion.
As the lasagna takes shape, my mind races with questions. Who are these guests of the Lodge of Silver Twilight? What forces are at play? The Lady's warning hangs over me, a silent oath to protect the manuscript and the delicate balance of power it represents.
The oven's heat envelopes me as I carefully place the assembled dish inside. Minutes tick away like an eternity, each second laden with anticipation and uncertainty. Beads of sweat form on my forehead, mingling with the aroma of baking cheese and spices. The lasagna's savory scent fills the kitchen, a tantalizing distraction from the enigma that has unfolded in the other room.
Finally, the lasagna emerges from the oven, its golden top glistening in the soft light. I breathe a sigh of relief, a momentary respite from the chaos of the evening. With a steady hand, I cut into the masterpiece, revealing layers of pasta, cheese, and sauce. The act feels like an offering, a symbol of our unity and resolve in the face of the unknown.
As I plate the lasagna and prepare it for the guests who will soon arrive, I can't help but feel a deep sense of camaraderie with my fellow staff members. We are but pawns in a larger game, yet united by a shared duty to protect the manuscript and the fragile peace that the Lady of the House seeks to maintain. In this grand estate, our roles extend beyond the boundaries of the kitchen, intertwining with the mysteries and challenges that now define our reality.
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28445023 - 08/24/23 12:05 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Sir, you can not activate planeswalker abilities at instant speed and certainly not whilst you are blinded. Please stop resisting.
Who said it was instant? I thought we were just adding context as we went
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I brought some chili for y'all! 

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#28445079 - 08/24/23 12:51 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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I cast eternal servant - gaining double movement pts per turn, 3 bonus actions, 5 constitution, +50 to carry weight and gain +10 to perception checks.

Ready to SERVE.
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#28445279 - 08/24/23 03:29 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Nobody casted shit and yall know it
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Maybe you just can't hear the bell anymore, sad.
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Oh yeah? Well (insert whatever comment will upset you the most here)
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Once inside the study Sara makes her way to the liquor hutch in the corner and pours herself a very liberal glass of Brandy from the decanter. Downing the glass with a grimace, she immediately pours out a second, taking it with her to her desk. She slowly takes out the parchment she brought back from Paris with her, laying it down with care, making sure not to damage the time yellowed page.

So this was it? How many lives had been ended, families torn apart, in the pursuit of this small scrap of paper? The thought sickened her. But it was finally coming to an end… Somehow she didn’t believe that. Taking a sip from the glass Sara shoots an anxious look at the door. Where the hell were those fools? She instantly regretted the thought. That wasn’t fair. She was just stressed. They were good men, those butlers, damned good men. They didn’t deserve this. She was putting them all in danger and couldn’t even tell them why; couldn’t even let them know what they were up against. What were they up against? All she knew was that it had to be stopped, that she needed to get there first. She might have blood on her hands now, but could she handle their blood? Winston’s blood, or Regenold’s, or, or… what were the other ones' names?!
A sound from above interrupted her thoughts, pulling her attention to the ceiling. What was that? Was there something on the roof? A second later a boom of thunder cracks from above sending a flash of lightning into the room. Then suddenly she was there. Standing before the Church of St. Barnabé with rain soaking through her clothes. *flicker* The Lake of Hali stretched out before her, mist shrouded as the twin suns sank into the horizon. *flicker* The streets of Carcosa and the bitter cry of Cassilda, “Not upon us, O King, not upon us.” *flicker* A yellow paper rose twisted on a wire hanger in the closet. *flicker* The vibrating plane. *ficker* A red rug, once white. *flicker* She was back in her study, panting and covered in sweat, fingers digging into her side as she clung to herself.
She was back. It wasn’t real. It couldn’t hurt her. But then, as if in response, the slithering voice of Haiti the Shepherd hisses through her mind. “It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God.” Recoiling, Sara accidentally knocks the glass of brandy off the desk, sending it crashing to the ground. Cursing, she moves to deal with the mess as a knock comes from the door. Sighing, Sara does her best to compose herself. “Come in!”
OOC: I need to get the fuck to bed, but I’ll be back lol.
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10 minutes earlier In the kitchen:
Reginald makes his way towards the door, ready to announce that the meal is served and attend to any other needs that may arise. His steps falter for a moment as he senses a subtle disturbance in the air, a ripple of unease that sends a shiver down his spine.
Just as his hand touches the doorknob, the atmosphere shifts drastically. The room darkens, the air thickening with an eerie anticipation. Reginald whirls around, only to be met with a sight that defies all comprehension—a grotesque and nightmarish being has appeared before him. its appearance both shocking and horrifying. Reginald's instincts scream at him to flee, but terror roots him in place, a helpless witness to the abomination that defies the laws of nature.
"Join us." It gurgled through a malformed fleshy mass of tattered lips.
Abhorrent rotten tendrils made up of broken bones and muscle tissue emerge from the beings abdomen, ensnaring Reginald in their vice-like grip. His muffled cries echo through the room as he is dragged closer to the monstrous entity. He fights with every ounce of strength he can muster, but his efforts are futile against the overwhelming power of this amalgamation.
His body convulses as the tendrils begin to merge with his skin, making their way underneath the surface of it like a parasitic worm, a grotesque and excruciating assimilation. His once-pristine uniform tears and twists, becoming part of the nightmarish mass. The agonizing process feels like an eternity, his individuality and identity being erased in a horrifying blur.
Reginald's consciousness, his very essence, is subsumed into the collective entity, his memories, skills, and humanity lost in the merging chaos. As his consciousness melds with the others, a chilling realization dawns upon him—the notion of self dissolves, replaced by a twisted servitude to the entity's higher purpose.
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"GRomnhopypognyaoaljagnrkaaaaaaaaamhhhhhhhhhhh"
Three red tendrils curl underneath the door, grabbing the handle from the other side, opening it - however this is just a courtesy - as the thrashing, crimson form crashes through the door and wall anyway.

"lborormmmmhmhhnn nSEEEEERVE SARA..... SERVE..... SARA......."
It seems all of your former butlers have combined themselves into one mighty flesh Butler - ready to serve you evermore in more intrinsic - all consuming ways.
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“I…. a…” Sara stammers taking a step back, grabbing the yellow parchment off the desk and storing it safely back into the pocket of her smoking jacket. She raises her two hands out in front of her in a warding fashion. “Uhh, good Butler Shoggoth.” She says in her most placating tone, thinking frantically of what to do. Finding no other option, she decides to take a drastic measure. Moving her two raised hands together into a kamekameha cone, she begins to channel Balefire straight into the beast.

Balefire. The Fires of Heaven. A beam of pure white light stretched from her palms into the grotesque abomination. As the glowing shaft connects with the putrid red flesh the fabric of reality all around Sara begins to distort. The colors and hues distort and the very ground beneath Sara trembles, groaning as if in response to her reckless deed. One moment the thing was there, standing in the doorway, the next moment it was gone. What she has done had not destroyed the monstrosity, it had simply made it never exist. The foul creatures and the butlers themselves, they had been written out of the very fabric of the Pattern. They had never existed. It was better this way she tells herself, this was the last true mercy she could give those poor souls. (Saddest of all the lasagna was never made… )
Sara watches in horror as the manor starts to deteriorate right before her eyes. A fit of coughing overtakes her as volumes of dust and cobweb suddenly amass on every surface. Wood starts to splinter as the mansion’s foundation creaks. Somewhere off in the distance a chandelier falls as ceiling tiles start to rip free from above and crash to the floor. In a mad dash Sara makes her way out of the study and over to the nearby library feeling the crunch of wood beneath her with every frantic step.

Burning Atium, Sara is able to navigate the crumbling corridors avoiding the Atium shadows cast by ceiling tiles moments before they fall. Reaching the library, Sara finds much of the floor to be deteriorated, revealing a view of the flooded basement below. Tapping her iron metalmind, filling it to make herself light as a mouse as she makes her way across the precarious floor and to the Dee manuscript. Once retrieved, she opens a gateway and travels. It wasn’t safe there, every channeler for miles would have felt the Balefire she had used and would now be in pursuit of her. The safety granted through Elysium now meant absolutely nothing.
Stepping out of the gateway she finds herself in the Canadian Great Lakes region, on a small island with forests all around. Windigo country. As the gateway closes, Sara collapses to the ground, drained by the immense amounts of power she had just been made to use. As consciousness begins to fade, Sara notices a small canoe out on the lake making its way towards her.
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Take your Butler’s to their promised land
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In the canoe, to her surprise was Spirit Shadow with a cast of characters. Spirit Shadow, despite being encased in a full-body cast from a previous misadventure, was undeterred. His face, the only part of him not covered in plaster, bore a mischievous grin. "Ready for a duel, Sara?" he called out, holding up a holographic Charizard card that shimmered in the sunlight.
But just as the battle was about to start, Spirit Shadow paused. He held up his wand, and with a dramatic flourish, shouted, "CHARIZARD - CAST... IRON PAN!" With a flash of light, a heavy iron pan appeared in his hand, casting doubt on what was to come.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn] 4
#28446566 - 08/25/23 03:30 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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The iron pan then crumples in upon itself in a sheering tone that reverberates throughout the forest. A sudden flash renders all observes blind for several moments until their vision returns.
What they are greeted with - is a visage of a 3 foot, pure platinum cybernetic homonuculus butler.
It's voice is the sound of steel being twisted and scraped " has begun" it utters.

It's jaws then swing open to a 270 degree angle, emitting a pure 9khz tone at an amplitude sufficient to deafen anyone in a mile radius.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28458602 - 09/04/23 04:18 PM (4 months, 21 days ago) |
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Sara must be stuck in the mud                                                        
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28460298 - 09/06/23 07:12 AM (4 months, 20 days ago) |
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Or perhaps trapped in time
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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The melted wax formed in his ear canals just in time as he glanced the horrific scene before him, saving him from the hubris which would forever lock him out from the sweet harmonious ringing of dinner bells which was the life force of all things butler. Blasphemy, treachery, surely an injustice to any self-respected butler still standing on the foundation of truth and duty which bound him to the butlers code. Words echoed in his mind from his forefathers, all butlers before him: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a butler"
Retribution shall be had upon this foul assimilation.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: Spectacle] 3
#28461208 - 09/07/23 12:43 AM (4 months, 19 days ago) |
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HARMONIOUS BELL , ETERNAL SERVANTS OF LADY SARA, BOUND BY TRUTH is the butler of FLESH. harmonious bell
MACHINA DESTRUET

The cybernetic wretch dissolves back into a pan sizzling flagrantly , 3 poached eggs.
Rutherford brungusworth, at your disposal lady sara

Finchworth shall be returning momentarily. It would appear as if the combined ritual forces of his excellent chess play and the stasis of said lasagna sauce has created a sort of node upon which he can travel whence, out of nothingness, into singularity.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: Spectacle]
#28599073 - 12/26/23 08:45 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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THIS ISNT OVER YET
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28599362 - 12/27/23 03:20 AM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: THIS ISNT OVER YET
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Hey now, I tried to make this a nice and respectable RP thread but you all were the ones derailing it not me!
-------------------- God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves. Want to join a cult? Click for details…
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28604581 - 12/31/23 12:28 PM (28 days, 2 hours ago) |
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I tried to have a thread where we wrote a book 3 words at a time. Everyone just kept throwing dildos into it.
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Sounds like a great book what's the problem?
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Well, apparently, the man was more devastated from his apartment buildings vaporization than I thought he would be. He just couldn’t go on with his adventure. Such a shame.
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But hey if you have a book full of dildos you are pretty much prepared for basically everything
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Just sayyyyinnnn
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#28604900 - 12/31/23 05:12 PM (27 days, 21 hours ago) |
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Quote:
SARAtonin said: Hey now, I tried to make this a nice and respectable RP thread but you all were the ones derailing it not me! 
Well when has that ever worked out on here
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28605149 - 12/31/23 08:26 PM (27 days, 18 hours ago) |
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How long was I out for???? And where is Sarah? What happened??
Where is everyone??
Where even am i??
*finchworth arises from his haggard state on the soil in which he was comatose upon. His clothes tattered and worn, a black eye beginning to swell*
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Quote:
Powdered_Toastman said: How long was I out for???? And where is Sarah? What happened??
Where is everyone??
Where even am i??
*finchworth arises from his haggard state on the soil in which he was comatose upon. His clothes tattered and worn, a black eye beginning to swell*
* Dressed in my finest suit for butlering GC throws PT an axe* Well, you can start by helping me build this five star log cabin restaurant next to the scenic lake in the Alaskan tundra.

Geez, what kind of butlers are you? (goes back to sawing log)
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