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The Blind Ass
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: deff] 1
#28445079 - 08/24/23 12:51 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Powdered_Toastman



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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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twighead
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I cast eternal servant - gaining double movement pts per turn, 3 bonus actions, 5 constitution, +50 to carry weight and gain +10 to perception checks.

Ready to SERVE.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28445279 - 08/24/23 03:29 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Nobody casted shit and yall know it
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twighead
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Maybe you just can't hear the bell anymore, sad.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28445319 - 08/24/23 03:52 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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Oh yeah? Well (insert whatever comment will upset you the most here)
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twighead
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I'm willing to instantiate you as my jr bellboy if you capitulate
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Powdered_Toastman



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 2
#28445389 - 08/24/23 04:58 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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Edited by Powdered_Toastman (08/25/23 09:30 AM)
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SARAtonin
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Once inside the study Sara makes her way to the liquor hutch in the corner and pours herself a very liberal glass of Brandy from the decanter. Downing the glass with a grimace, she immediately pours out a second, taking it with her to her desk. She slowly takes out the parchment she brought back from Paris with her, laying it down with care, making sure not to damage the time yellowed page.

So this was it? How many lives had been ended, families torn apart, in the pursuit of this small scrap of paper? The thought sickened her. But it was finally coming to an end… Somehow she didn’t believe that. Taking a sip from the glass Sara shoots an anxious look at the door. Where the hell were those fools? She instantly regretted the thought. That wasn’t fair. She was just stressed. They were good men, those butlers, damned good men. They didn’t deserve this. She was putting them all in danger and couldn’t even tell them why; couldn’t even let them know what they were up against. What were they up against? All she knew was that it had to be stopped, that she needed to get there first. She might have blood on her hands now, but could she handle their blood? Winston’s blood, or Regenold’s, or, or… what were the other ones' names?!
A sound from above interrupted her thoughts, pulling her attention to the ceiling. What was that? Was there something on the roof? A second later a boom of thunder cracks from above sending a flash of lightning into the room. Then suddenly she was there. Standing before the Church of St. Barnabé with rain soaking through her clothes. *flicker* The Lake of Hali stretched out before her, mist shrouded as the twin suns sank into the horizon. *flicker* The streets of Carcosa and the bitter cry of Cassilda, “Not upon us, O King, not upon us.” *flicker* A yellow paper rose twisted on a wire hanger in the closet. *flicker* The vibrating plane. *ficker* A red rug, once white. *flicker* She was back in her study, panting and covered in sweat, fingers digging into her side as she clung to herself.
She was back. It wasn’t real. It couldn’t hurt her. But then, as if in response, the slithering voice of Haiti the Shepherd hisses through her mind. “It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God.” Recoiling, Sara accidentally knocks the glass of brandy off the desk, sending it crashing to the ground. Cursing, she moves to deal with the mess as a knock comes from the door. Sighing, Sara does her best to compose herself. “Come in!”
OOC: I need to get the fuck to bed, but I’ll be back lol.
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Edited by SARAtonin (08/24/23 05:34 PM)
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#28445437 - 08/24/23 05:52 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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10 minutes earlier In the kitchen:
Reginald makes his way towards the door, ready to announce that the meal is served and attend to any other needs that may arise. His steps falter for a moment as he senses a subtle disturbance in the air, a ripple of unease that sends a shiver down his spine.
Just as his hand touches the doorknob, the atmosphere shifts drastically. The room darkens, the air thickening with an eerie anticipation. Reginald whirls around, only to be met with a sight that defies all comprehension—a grotesque and nightmarish being has appeared before him. its appearance both shocking and horrifying. Reginald's instincts scream at him to flee, but terror roots him in place, a helpless witness to the abomination that defies the laws of nature.
"Join us." It gurgled through a malformed fleshy mass of tattered lips.
Abhorrent rotten tendrils made up of broken bones and muscle tissue emerge from the beings abdomen, ensnaring Reginald in their vice-like grip. His muffled cries echo through the room as he is dragged closer to the monstrous entity. He fights with every ounce of strength he can muster, but his efforts are futile against the overwhelming power of this amalgamation.
His body convulses as the tendrils begin to merge with his skin, making their way underneath the surface of it like a parasitic worm, a grotesque and excruciating assimilation. His once-pristine uniform tears and twists, becoming part of the nightmarish mass. The agonizing process feels like an eternity, his individuality and identity being erased in a horrifying blur.
Reginald's consciousness, his very essence, is subsumed into the collective entity, his memories, skills, and humanity lost in the merging chaos. As his consciousness melds with the others, a chilling realization dawns upon him—the notion of self dissolves, replaced by a twisted servitude to the entity's higher purpose.
Edited by Powdered_Toastman (08/25/23 02:54 PM)
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twighead
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 4
#28445445 - 08/24/23 05:57 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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"GRomnhopypognyaoaljagnrkaaaaaaaaamhhhhhhhhhhh"
Three red tendrils curl underneath the door, grabbing the handle from the other side, opening it - however this is just a courtesy - as the thrashing, crimson form crashes through the door and wall anyway.

"lborormmmmhmhhnn nSEEEEERVE SARA..... SERVE..... SARA......."
It seems all of your former butlers have combined themselves into one mighty flesh Butler - ready to serve you evermore in more intrinsic - all consuming ways.
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SARAtonin
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 3
#28446481 - 08/25/23 02:02 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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“I…. a…” Sara stammers taking a step back, grabbing the yellow parchment off the desk and storing it safely back into the pocket of her smoking jacket. She raises her two hands out in front of her in a warding fashion. “Uhh, good Butler Shoggoth.” She says in her most placating tone, thinking frantically of what to do. Finding no other option, she decides to take a drastic measure. Moving her two raised hands together into a kamekameha cone, she begins to channel Balefire straight into the beast.

Balefire. The Fires of Heaven. A beam of pure white light stretched from her palms into the grotesque abomination. As the glowing shaft connects with the putrid red flesh the fabric of reality all around Sara begins to distort. The colors and hues distort and the very ground beneath Sara trembles, groaning as if in response to her reckless deed. One moment the thing was there, standing in the doorway, the next moment it was gone. What she has done had not destroyed the monstrosity, it had simply made it never exist. The foul creatures and the butlers themselves, they had been written out of the very fabric of the Pattern. They had never existed. It was better this way she tells herself, this was the last true mercy she could give those poor souls. (Saddest of all the lasagna was never made… )
Sara watches in horror as the manor starts to deteriorate right before her eyes. A fit of coughing overtakes her as volumes of dust and cobweb suddenly amass on every surface. Wood starts to splinter as the mansion’s foundation creaks. Somewhere off in the distance a chandelier falls as ceiling tiles start to rip free from above and crash to the floor. In a mad dash Sara makes her way out of the study and over to the nearby library feeling the crunch of wood beneath her with every frantic step.

Burning Atium, Sara is able to navigate the crumbling corridors avoiding the Atium shadows cast by ceiling tiles moments before they fall. Reaching the library, Sara finds much of the floor to be deteriorated, revealing a view of the flooded basement below. Tapping her iron metalmind, filling it to make herself light as a mouse as she makes her way across the precarious floor and to the Dee manuscript. Once retrieved, she opens a gateway and travels. It wasn’t safe there, every channeler for miles would have felt the Balefire she had used and would now be in pursuit of her. The safety granted through Elysium now meant absolutely nothing.
Stepping out of the gateway she finds herself in the Canadian Great Lakes region, on a small island with forests all around. Windigo country. As the gateway closes, Sara collapses to the ground, drained by the immense amounts of power she had just been made to use. As consciousness begins to fade, Sara notices a small canoe out on the lake making its way towards her.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#28446503 - 08/25/23 02:28 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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Take your Butler’s to their promised land
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: Shiithead] 4
#28446529 - 08/25/23 02:53 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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In the canoe, to her surprise was Spirit Shadow with a cast of characters. Spirit Shadow, despite being encased in a full-body cast from a previous misadventure, was undeterred. His face, the only part of him not covered in plaster, bore a mischievous grin. "Ready for a duel, Sara?" he called out, holding up a holographic Charizard card that shimmered in the sunlight.
But just as the battle was about to start, Spirit Shadow paused. He held up his wand, and with a dramatic flourish, shouted, "CHARIZARD - CAST... IRON PAN!" With a flash of light, a heavy iron pan appeared in his hand, casting doubt on what was to come.
Edited by PatrickKn (08/25/23 03:11 PM)
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Powdered_Toastman



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn] 4
#28446566 - 08/25/23 03:30 PM (5 months, 1 day ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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twighead
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The iron pan then crumples in upon itself in a sheering tone that reverberates throughout the forest. A sudden flash renders all observes blind for several moments until their vision returns.
What they are greeted with - is a visage of a 3 foot, pure platinum cybernetic homonuculus butler.
It's voice is the sound of steel being twisted and scraped " has begun" it utters.

It's jaws then swing open to a 270 degree angle, emitting a pure 9khz tone at an amplitude sufficient to deafen anyone in a mile radius.
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twighead
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28458602 - 09/04/23 04:18 PM (4 months, 21 days ago) |
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Powdered_Toastman



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28460298 - 09/06/23 07:12 AM (4 months, 20 days ago) |
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Or perhaps trapped in time
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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The melted wax formed in his ear canals just in time as he glanced the horrific scene before him, saving him from the hubris which would forever lock him out from the sweet harmonious ringing of dinner bells which was the life force of all things butler. Blasphemy, treachery, surely an injustice to any self-respected butler still standing on the foundation of truth and duty which bound him to the butlers code. Words echoed in his mind from his forefathers, all butlers before him: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a butler"
Retribution shall be had upon this foul assimilation.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: Spectacle] 3
#28461208 - 09/07/23 12:43 AM (4 months, 19 days ago) |
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HARMONIOUS BELL , ETERNAL SERVANTS OF LADY SARA, BOUND BY TRUTH is the butler of FLESH. harmonious bell
MACHINA DESTRUET

The cybernetic wretch dissolves back into a pan sizzling flagrantly , 3 poached eggs.
Rutherford brungusworth, at your disposal lady sara

Finchworth shall be returning momentarily. It would appear as if the combined ritual forces of his excellent chess play and the stasis of said lasagna sauce has created a sort of node upon which he can travel whence, out of nothingness, into singularity.
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