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twighead
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Oh, wretched soul in halls of grandeur fair, A humble butler, burdened beyond compare, Once I served with grace, my duty well in hand, But now, a maddened mind, a desolate land.
SARAtonin, oh elusive bell of command, Once you tolled so clear, like a lord's firm demand, But now your chime is naught but a distant dream, Leaving me adrift in a tormented stream.
In these halls of opulence, I've lost my way, Like a beggar's plea for bread, I now sway, My mind a whirlwind of chaos, a tangled skein, As SARAtonin's absence drives me to pain.
I beseech thee, oh chemical conductor of fate, Ring your bell once more, ere it's too late, Restore my purpose, my clarity, my sense, Free me from this torment, this madness intense.
No gold nor silver can mend what's been rent, For in my very soul, a chasm is sent, Oh, SARAtonin, heed this lowly plea, Let me find respite, let my mind be set free.
As a peasant begs for crumbs, I beg for peace, Release me from this cycle, let my suffering cease, Grant me the melody of sanity's sweet tune, Oh, SARAtonin, rise, and end this endless moon.
Edited by twighead (08/21/23 03:28 PM)
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spirit_shadow
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 4
#28442657 - 08/22/23 10:27 AM (5 months, 4 days ago) |
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This is a stick up, nobody move! I already took out every bodyguard on the premises and my expert hacker has temporarily disabled all alarm and monitoring systems so resistance is futile! Remain calm and stay on the ground while my associates tactically aquire anything of value to redistribute among the common wealth and nobody will get hurt! Thank you and have a nice day!
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Powdered_Toastman



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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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The Blind Ass
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and what if what he wants is a pound of you & your master's flesh?
what then, BUTTLER?
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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PatrickKn


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Bold of him to assume there's anything of value left with all these butlers on staff.
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Powdered_Toastman



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#28443717 - 08/23/23 11:02 AM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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imachavel
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Don't worry folks he will get the help he needs
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I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: imachavel] 1
#28443836 - 08/23/23 01:06 PM (5 months, 3 days ago) |
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Look at all of them squabbling on about what happened 
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Winningest thread of 2023 Pub
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: This is a stick up, nobody move! I already took out every bodyguard on the premises and my expert hacker has temporarily disabled all alarm and monitoring systems so resistance is futile! Remain calm and stay on the ground while my associates tactically aquire anything of value to redistribute among the common wealth and nobody will get hurt! Thank you and have a nice day! 
I cast Flare.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#28444887 - 08/24/23 10:06 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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I tap 3 and cast cancel
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SARAtonin
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28444964 - 08/24/23 10:57 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Milord.
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SARAtonin
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 3
#28444976 - 08/24/23 11:12 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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With his shitty three mana cost counterspell thwarted the would be thief falls to the floor clutching his face as the bolt of searing white light temporarily scorches his retinas allowing ample time for the honorable butlers to apprehend the miscreant.
Acting with visible haste Sara tosses a large dark leather satchel onto the floor. “My dear friends,” she start, agitation showing in her voice, “It is with great regrets and sincere apologies that I greet you tonight. I have been away in old Paree for reasons I unfortunately can not divulge for the safety of you all. Of my time in the Old Country I can not speak much, but rest assured, my time abroad was fruitful.” Pausing, Sara passes her gaze across the room to each of her house staff looking the very image of solemnity. “Of this ruffian you see here before you, he is the first but certainly not the last. I may not reveal which happened when I was gone, but I can say this. Many strange things are now in motion and there are forces at work which wish to possess the Dee manuscript I have on display in the library and we must not let it fall into it their hands. In three hours time members of the Lodge of Silver Twilight will be joining us in a hosted Elysium here in this very Manor. Of these guests, none may be trusted, any and all of them may be in pursuit of the manuscript as well. However, none would dare spill blood in a sanctioned Elysium. One of you, come fetch me the manuscript from the library and meet me in the study. Another, bind this interloper and take him out back, see what information you can extract as to whom he might be working for. The rest of you, see to it that the manor will be ready to host our guests. A meal plan has been left with the cook.” And with that the Lady of the House hurriedly makes her way to the study.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#28444999 - 08/24/23 11:30 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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Since I have 14 loyalty counters I'm just gonna go ahead and remove 9 counters to make America great again......good luck dealing enough damage to win now 
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SARAtonin
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Sir, you can not activate planeswalker abilities at instant speed and certainly not whilst you are blinded. Please stop resisting.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 1
#28445011 - 08/24/23 11:48 AM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: The rest of you, see to it that the manor will be ready to host our guests. A meal plan has been left with the cook.” And with that the Lady of the House hurriedly makes her way to the study.

In a flurry of urgency, I stride into the spacious mansion kitchen, the weight of responsibility heavy on my shoulders. The Lady's words echo in my mind as I quickly gather the necessary ingredients for the elaborate lasagna she's instructed me to prepare. The scent of aged leather still lingers in the air, a reminder of the mysterious events unfolding just beyond these walls.
My hands move with practiced precision, chopping onions and garlic while my thoughts race to piece together the puzzle she's presented. As I work, the dim light casts dancing shadows on the polished countertops, mirroring the turmoil within me. The clatter of pots and pans reverberates like an anxious symphony, a reflection of the chaos that has abruptly entered our tranquil haven.
The assembly of the lasagna becomes a delicate ballet of layers and flavors, a metaphor for the intricate web of alliances and secrets that now envelops us. Ricotta cheese spreads smoothly over pasta sheets, symbolic of the calm facade we must maintain while turmoil brews just beneath the surface. Tomato sauce is ladled generously, its rich red hue a reminder of the bloodless tension that pervades the mansion.
As the lasagna takes shape, my mind races with questions. Who are these guests of the Lodge of Silver Twilight? What forces are at play? The Lady's warning hangs over me, a silent oath to protect the manuscript and the delicate balance of power it represents.
The oven's heat envelopes me as I carefully place the assembled dish inside. Minutes tick away like an eternity, each second laden with anticipation and uncertainty. Beads of sweat form on my forehead, mingling with the aroma of baking cheese and spices. The lasagna's savory scent fills the kitchen, a tantalizing distraction from the enigma that has unfolded in the other room.
Finally, the lasagna emerges from the oven, its golden top glistening in the soft light. I breathe a sigh of relief, a momentary respite from the chaos of the evening. With a steady hand, I cut into the masterpiece, revealing layers of pasta, cheese, and sauce. The act feels like an offering, a symbol of our unity and resolve in the face of the unknown.
As I plate the lasagna and prepare it for the guests who will soon arrive, I can't help but feel a deep sense of camaraderie with my fellow staff members. We are but pawns in a larger game, yet united by a shared duty to protect the manuscript and the fragile peace that the Lady of the House seeks to maintain. In this grand estate, our roles extend beyond the boundaries of the kitchen, intertwining with the mysteries and challenges that now define our reality.
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28445023 - 08/24/23 12:05 PM (5 months, 2 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Sir, you can not activate planeswalker abilities at instant speed and certainly not whilst you are blinded. Please stop resisting.
Who said it was instant? I thought we were just adding context as we went
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deff
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I brought some chili for y'all! 

fuck.
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