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SARAtonin
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Where is Armani!? He’s on the phone. Too slow! You are not going to Paris!
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twighead
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 3
#28436178 - 08/16/23 03:00 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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After hours of phone calls, favors pulled, and mail-blackened - A robust and wrinkly Armani himself finally arrives on the scene ready to heed the call of the Lady Sara

A wry smile creaks across my face as my butler symposium reaches a new epitaph, a new notion of service, a new place of being.

Fulfilled.
I feel.
A bell ringing I hear perhaps in the distance?
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 5
#28436240 - 08/16/23 04:11 PM (5 months, 9 days ago) |
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I think twighead is getting off to this thread.  
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twighead
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Quote:
lifeiswhatyoumake said: I think twighead is getting off to this thread.   
Nonsense, everyone knows the best butlers are eunuchs
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The Blind Ass
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28436755 - 08/17/23 05:48 AM (5 months, 9 days ago) |
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twighead
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I have not heard the bell for many a minute.
My pulse quickens.
My pulse quickens.
Whereforth art thou calling? For it is mine to undertake
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twighead
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438287 - 08/18/23 03:02 PM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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SARA
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438290 - 08/18/23 03:02 PM (5 months, 8 days ago) |
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Alexthegreat



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Yo, I just wanted to share. I am speaking from personal experience, maybe Sara can attest to this but for real, butlers are legit. I don’t come from money but I had a homie who had a butler and literally, his butler ran basically my buddies whole immediate family’s life. Like, business type shit and everything.
I remember my buddies dad literally would ease on his big ass L couch and have conversations with their butler while he was watching tv just basically bullshitting, talking about the business his dad owned and that bullshit was corporate talk, not ease.
His butler would be on the phone simultaneously relaying messages and ideas to all the c suites and then go grab crazy king size candy bars from the “candy drawer” for the youngins in the household after as if it was a reward for him putting up with the stupidity he had to listen to. Absolutely crazy. Butlers are legit.
TLDR: Butlers are legit and deserve respect on their names.
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twighead
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Precisely - and that is the type of respect I am trying to accord - however it must be earned with service and familiarity - I can't just waltz in on day one and expect to be accordant to the grand design
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438334 - 08/18/23 03:50 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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Butlers are talented and on the grind to make easy, consistent money.
Additionally, you can’t Craigslist become a butler so you can be confident that experienced butlers are likely extremely valuable “employees” considering they become a member of the household is what I’ve heard.
I don’t have a butler and that’s good cause since I work from home, we would probably just smoke a lot of weed together. Are you a butler? Cause if you are, you probably will eventually bank if you aren’t already.
Edited by Alexthegreat (08/18/23 08:27 PM)
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twighead
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Nice, well with all that butler knowledge why don't you step in and serve the lady?
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Alexthegreat



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28438372 - 08/18/23 04:43 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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Cause that was over a decade ago, I live in a totally different state, and I work from home. This lifestyle is much more preferable for me although I will admit, it probably doesn’t pay anywhere near as much.
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twighead
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Very well. If you're not here to butler, then - next!
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 1
#28438383 - 08/18/23 04:52 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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a true butler is born ready to serve.
- 'my life for aiur'
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I heard a bell?
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The Blind Ass
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you've heard the calling...
https://www.butler.edu/
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn]
#28438581 - 08/18/23 07:51 PM (5 months, 7 days ago) |
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Okay I'll play what butlering needs would you like miss Sara?
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