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SARAtonin's Butler Thread 6
#28434525 - 08/15/23 02:12 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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In this thread SARAtonin gives us actions as thread butlers and we fulfill them to the best of our ability,
This is my butler getup:
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 6
#28434528 - 08/15/23 02:18 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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For some reason I really want to lock that dude in a freezer
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: cubedryeguy] 4
#28434530 - 08/15/23 02:23 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
cubedryeguy said: For some reason I really want to lock that dude in a freezer
*rattles tea tray*
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 2
#28434587 - 08/15/23 04:56 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Fight me. 
I will destroy any & all other eligible butlers trying to shmooze their way into my Lord's good graces - to the death - thus, proving I'm the greatest of them all, and, that my loyalty is to Saratonin's Will and her Will alone.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 4
#28434665 - 08/15/23 07:44 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
twighead said: In this thread SARAtonin
Do you mean the queen in yellow?
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Hes really a nice amd well dressed guy, his name is Winston Jeeves, he looks like Kevin O'leary

Also turns out that Saratonins name is actually Laratonin?
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: trees] 2
#28434716 - 08/15/23 08:32 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this…
-------------------- God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are none so like him as ourselves. Want to join a cult? Click for details…
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 4
#28434735 - 08/15/23 08:54 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Reginald finchworth at your service
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 8
#28434752 - 08/15/23 09:15 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this… 
You should hire someone who can react for you
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: koods] 6
#28434761 - 08/15/23 09:30 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28434776 - 08/15/23 09:49 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Do you require ur members to drive certain makes of cars like Osho did?
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn] 6
#28434874 - 08/15/23 11:52 AM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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An actual Albertan butler
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 4
#28434973 - 08/15/23 01:29 PM (5 months, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
SARAtonin said: I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this… 
By telling us what to do
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 4
#28435249 - 08/15/23 06:08 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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Get me Armani.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] 5
#28435272 - 08/15/23 06:27 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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SARAtonin said: Get me Armani.
I waddle carefully towards the lady of the house, balancing a bottle of Albino Armani Moscato from 1607, making sure my breath is not heard as I lean forth and ask "is this suitable to you lady Sara? - it is a Albino Armani Moscato from 1607 - purchased at an auction in Al Francé for 177,000 Euros"

A little bead of swear pours down my forehead but I use my agility to whisk it so that it lands perfectly in the grass - not upsetting the scene in any way.
"Also.... I offer this deluxe Armani leather bag in concordance with your wishes. I do hope you are pleased with this offering."
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28435274 - 08/15/23 06:30 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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I'm looking for a career change.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
#28435277 - 08/15/23 06:33 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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On the phone!
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#28435280 - 08/15/23 06:35 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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Can another butler step in? I have an ecstatic dance to go to. Please forgive me. Let us not keep her waiting.
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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] 3
#28435283 - 08/15/23 06:38 PM (5 months, 10 days ago) |
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*scuttling down the garden path unsuccessfully trying to hide heavy panting and breathing, kneeling where twig was previously with head facing down towards the floor extending arms forward presenting a small bottle of Armani perfume*
"Apologies for being late, but of course first Lady madam Sara couldn't possibly enjoy her bottle of Armani without a complimentary Armani fragrance." *clears throat*
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Edited by Powdered_Toastman (08/15/23 08:04 PM)
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