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SARAtonin's Butler Thread * 6
    #28434525 - 08/15/23 02:12 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

In this thread SARAtonin gives us actions as thread butlers and we fulfill them to the best of our ability,

This is my butler getup:



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] * 6
    #28434528 - 08/15/23 02:18 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

For some reason I really want to lock that dude in a freezer


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: cubedryeguy] * 4
    #28434530 - 08/15/23 02:23 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

cubedryeguy said:
For some reason I really want to lock that dude in a freezer



*rattles tea tray*


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] * 2
    #28434587 - 08/15/23 04:56 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Fight me.  :crankeyclaus:

I will destroy any & all other eligible butlers trying to shmooze their way into my Lord's good graces - to the death - thus, proving I'm the greatest of them all, and, that my loyalty is to Saratonin's Will and her Will alone.

:boxing:


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] * 4
    #28434665 - 08/15/23 07:44 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
In this thread SARAtonin




Do you mean the queen in yellow?


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: The Blind Ass] * 2
    #28434666 - 08/15/23 07:45 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Hes really a nice amd well dressed guy, his name is Winston Jeeves, he looks like Kevin O'leary



Also turns out that Saratonins name is actually Laratonin?


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: trees] * 2
    #28434716 - 08/15/23 08:32 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this… :lol:


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] * 4
    #28434735 - 08/15/23 08:54 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Reginald finchworth at your service




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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] * 8
    #28434752 - 08/15/23 09:15 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this… :lol:




You should hire someone who can react for you


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: koods] * 6
    #28434761 - 08/15/23 09:30 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #28434776 - 08/15/23 09:49 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Do you require ur members to drive certain makes of cars like Osho did?


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: oursoulsinmotion] * 3
    #28434807 - 08/15/23 10:30 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)



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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: PatrickKn] * 6
    #28434874 - 08/15/23 11:52 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)




An actual Albertan butler


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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] * 4
    #28434973 - 08/15/23 01:29 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
I.. I don’t even know how I am supposed to react to this… :lol:



By telling us what to do :kingcrankey:


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] * 4
    #28435249 - 08/15/23 06:08 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

Get me Armani.


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin] * 5
    #28435272 - 08/15/23 06:27 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

Quote:

SARAtonin said:
Get me Armani.



I waddle carefully towards the lady of the house, balancing a bottle of Albino Armani Moscato from 1607, making sure my breath is not heard as I lean forth and ask "is this suitable to you lady Sara? - it is a Albino Armani Moscato from 1607 - purchased at an auction in Al Francé for 177,000 Euros"



A little bead of swear pours down my forehead but I use my agility to whisk it so that it lands perfectly in the grass - not upsetting the scene in any way.

"Also.... I offer this deluxe Armani leather bag in concordance with your wishes. I do hope you are pleased with this offering."


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #28435274 - 08/15/23 06:30 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

I'm looking for a career change.


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead]
    #28435277 - 08/15/23 06:33 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

On the phone!


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
    #28435280 - 08/15/23 06:35 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

Can another butler step in? I have an ecstatic dance to go to. Please forgive me. Let us not keep her waiting.


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Re: SARAtonin's Butler Thread [Re: twighead] * 3
    #28435283 - 08/15/23 06:38 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

*scuttling down the garden path unsuccessfully trying to hide heavy panting and breathing, kneeling where twig was previously with head facing down towards the floor extending arms forward presenting a small bottle of Armani perfume*



"Apologies for being late, but of course first Lady madam Sara couldn't possibly enjoy her bottle of Armani without a complimentary Armani fragrance." *clears throat*





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You are God and I am You


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