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"Good" is something you either do or don't. * 4
    #28426989 - 08/09/23 11:06 AM (5 months, 16 days ago)
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this wouldnt have been possible without the Shroomery, so enjoy the ride.


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Spirit Guide went blablabla, foretold blablabla, do you dare to go the distance and go the extra mile for blablabla then before the week is out blablabla.

:blah:

barely any of you infidels are into that sht so lets not alienate you.

But the delusion materialized, friend request out of nowhere, the exact guy of the prophecy with exactly the problem :blah:

*cue cat limitless video*

So, our good man has a group of about 45 homeless children under his wing and is at wits end, prayed to God and.. Jesus he knows me :P

First i had him put faux-crocs under the barefoot kids feet featured on his page to see just how real all this was. more and more tests, ok this guy is actually legit.

Anyhoo, dropped 600,000UGX ($166.20) on the initial 4 months of rent of an ultrabasic 1 family home with a wall around he gratefully calls "a compound", where he will house 15 of the most vulnerable kids including a few carefully picked older boys who been out on the streets long enough not to let this good thing get messed with by burglars. guns are uncommon so a couple long handle streetbrush broomstics to double as bo-staffs will go a longer way and be more christian as machetes. 

So there!





Lets first grab a bite to eat. It happens to be the first of two annual corn harvests in Uganda, so here's a handsome 50kg/110lbs $50 bag of whole grain corn flour, locally sourced because every move is money:




they cook in big pots on three rocks over firewood, And they cook a lot, because not just the 15 kids of the newly created orphanage get a wallopping plate, but the about 30 kids in the outreach get their two plates a day too.













But they are still sleeping on the damn concrete! that absolutely will not do! Its how they lived up until yesterday, but that ends today.



"keep them in the plastic for now to keep them dry and clean until we an afford proper beds" Not mentioning delousing and deworming but nuff said, they live 24/7 in a set of clothes thats unwashed. homeless orphans in Africa.. A goal is to get them a sandals/short/shirt "uniform" that identifies them as being part of the project and outreach to avoid them falling prey to the very serious abuses by the Uganda police vs street 'rats'
obviously they need to get in school as fast as possible, this is the terrain of our family charity perhaps, but that remains to be seen.

today's gutting:

150kg whole grain corn meal (harvest season)
50kg dried beans (to make whole protein)
15 mattresses + 15 mosquito nets (malaria!)

the value was exactly that which i can get for my token kg bar of silver. God said: "Do remind the pastor that this is worth more than the 30 silverpieces Judas got for betraying Jesus. Round up the sum to €666.99 because the Universe is 100% with you on this, and the one missing, to add to the 99, is that one called 666, who will ruthlessly mow down any resistance between My plan to help these children through their allies. Heaven and Hell align in this, so go however far it takes, but not an inch over the mark i set."

Lets end this post with a little bit of feelgood: some of the now well fed kids that started the week homeless seeing their almost failpastor :grin: unload mattresses and mosquito nets for in their gosh darn home where later today another 200kg yummies get hand-"forklifted" in through that kindeyed graybeared santa in Holland
:christmas:






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Asante said:
Lets hand out some happy meals...


first the pastor molestor shit, cut that out please.







now were where we?


100kg cornmeal
50kg beans
20Ltr cooking oil
onions (not shown)
salt (wholesale)
soap (hygiene)
matches





now lets make some happy meals for 50 kids aged 4-18, aka "the gang"



there's the happy meal:




the appreciative meal





the chicago meal




the fix-me-a-shirt meal




the grateful but severely malnourished life saving meal (belly edema)




the XXL Happy Meal:




the wtf not with my mouth full meal:




the shy meal




the i can haz second helping meal




The fine-with-meal




the awesome meal




the happiest meal!




and finally,


the All Done! Meal





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Asante said:
First things first: feed their now five dozen faces!









one of the things that particlarly sucks as an impoverished child in Africa is to be forced to be barefoot. For us being barefoot as kids is a fond summer holiday memory, for them, its having lost their family life, the protection of even the soles of their feet against broken glass, piss shit, tetanus trash, wounds that fester, infetions and parasites burrowing into their feet and swelling to the size of corn kernels.

That someone is so damn decent to buy them a meal is wonderful, but someone actually preventing the lowest part of them coming to harm - that restores Hope in ways a meal cannot.

A few shroomerites reached out with aid in pm, my paycheck here covers some highly dire expenses i couldnt afford otherwise, so Asante Sana - thank you very much Shroomery!



 




So you're saying..

We pump Shroomery water..
We pick Shroomery fruits..
We get Shroomery meals..
..and Shroomery shoes on our feet?





dont forget to check out the attachment, bodhisattvas!




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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: Asante] * 3
    #28426994 - 08/09/23 11:12 AM (5 months, 16 days ago)

ignore me, i'm not going to reincarnate as a human during this Kalpa, so i'm throwing the world a party before I go :yaysugar:


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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #28427033 - 08/09/23 11:46 AM (5 months, 16 days ago)

What's the plan for the next incarnation?


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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #28427484 - 08/09/23 06:36 PM (5 months, 16 days ago)

Broooo this is amazing!! All Love from me Brother!!
Fuck Yeah Man!! You're Truly an Amazing Human Asante. To actually make a stride to provide and care for People that's Major. I'm tryin' and Hopin' that happens for me too because I want to Help so much. Just tryin' to figure it out, I'm battllin' abuncha of bullshit right now. But I know I'll get there. Big Up!!


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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: OJnShrooms] * 1
    #28427543 - 08/09/23 07:19 PM (5 months, 16 days ago)

TRULY INSPIRING.  GREAT WORK!  :thumbup::heart:


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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: FishOilTheKid]
    #28429910 - 08/11/23 03:05 PM (5 months, 14 days ago)

Awesome pictures and initiative! :heart:

When will the next fundraiser run be? Is there a main topic somewhere?


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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: spinvis] * 1
    #28429957 - 08/11/23 03:50 PM (5 months, 14 days ago)

Really inspirational Asante, thank you! What a great idea. Please hit me up on the next donation round, if you decide on doing it again.


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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: solarshroomster] * 1
    #28430262 - 08/11/23 07:50 PM (5 months, 14 days ago)

One has to go out of their way to go bad..

All good unless not?


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Re: "Good" is something you either do or don't. [Re: BrendanFlock] * 2
    #28430456 - 08/11/23 11:56 PM (5 months, 14 days ago)



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