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Northerner
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Anyone ever play golf?
#28404849 - 07/23/23 05:59 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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So apparently you can make millions of dollars if you can swing a stick and hit a little ball a really long way into a hole. Easy money hey?
I went for a company golf day and I couldn't even hit the ball. Fkn useless. I did get pretty good at opening and minding the drinks though, wouldn't have passed a sobriety test to drive the buggy by the end of the day, fortunately they don't police golf courses. All in all I'd call it a win.
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: Northerner] 1
#28404851 - 07/23/23 06:01 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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Its all about the drunk golf cart driving. I wouldnt mind just doing that with no golf.
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: Northerner]
#28404908 - 07/23/23 07:13 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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Golf is hard.
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: Northerner]
#28405012 - 07/23/23 08:31 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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I have played a bit. My dad always took my when I was young. My friends and I sometimes played par 3 golf while wasted. I think it is boring.
My brother plays almost every day. He lives on a golf course and has his own golf cart.
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I went to the driving range for a day in high school. Yeah it's way hard to make contact at first. I got a couple shitty shots off but then at the end of the day I really connected but it was still only like a 40 yard drive. I just chilled and hit the rest of the balls I had but didn't buy another basket of golf balls, I wanted to go out on a nice one
It's crazy how good professional golfers are where they basically connect on a couple or three drives and then masterfully putt it in from a distance which is an entirely different skill
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been a few times - boring as hell imo , i got bored half way round and started aiming for the squirrels that were running all over the place instead. i went with a few friend who go on a regular basis , i was on par with them until i got bored - only difference was they had $1k+ sets of sticks and i had 3 that the guy in the shed gave me when i turned up as a guest(wood/6iron + putter iirc).
*in the UK they are great places for liberty caps.
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#28405098 - 07/23/23 09:28 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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Golf is where masculinity has gone to die.
The only good thing about it is legally drinking and driving.
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: Northerner]
#28405099 - 07/23/23 09:29 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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I played some as a kid when my dad took me. The game itself is not unenjoyable, just not my thing. Maybe if golf was a race it would be my thing. Mini golf and hitting golf balls at targets are equally as fun to me, and coincidentally more affordable in general, so I do that rather than actually golfing.
Had a roommate who used to always invite me to go smoke weed and golf but I never went. We would pitch balls around the backyard at the house while grilling though, it was a nice time.
Golf carts are fun I guess, but if I want to drive a little buggy around I wanna bog through mud and swamp and get dirty. Golf carts are for people trying to have 15% of the max fun possible or people with weak hips.
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: pugster]
#28405152 - 07/23/23 10:34 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
pugster said: been a few times - boring as hell imo , i got bored half way round and started aiming for the squirrels that were running all over the place instead. i went with a few friend who go on a regular basis , i was on par with them until i got bored - only difference was they had $1k+ sets of sticks and i had 3 that the guy in the shed gave me when i turned up as a guest(wood/6iron + putter iirc).
*in the UK they are great places for liberty caps.
I've never found a Lib on our local golf course, always a bit wary of getting hit on the bonce. A local Gypsy site used to tether their horses in the nearby fields, where I would collect the dried dung to add to my coir/verm substrates. 
The closest I got to golfing was acting as a caddy for amateur golfers for a few shillings. Likewise, the closest I ever got to a gun was spending a couple of summers as a teen loading the traps at the local clay pigeon shoot.
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: deucedbi9]
#28405159 - 07/23/23 10:41 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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Ive played it like 100 times and my assessment is its a bullshit game, and 90% of its players are egotistical status whores who lie on their score card. While golf courses can be breath taking visually ive played many accross North America, they are massive toxic rescource wastes for privelaged rich people entertainment. Its tragic actually. I know a couple exceptional players who are humble players and people, but they are very rare older OG players who arent status based, and ive heard them shit talk the game and its player base.
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: trees]
#28405175 - 07/23/23 11:07 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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I didn't know that golfers also drank.
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Re: Anyone ever play golf? [Re: Joh.Ke]
#28405204 - 07/23/23 11:40 AM (6 months, 2 days ago) |
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I played put put a couple times as a child.
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