Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: OlympusMyco.com We’re Not Chasing Unicorns—We’re Building Quality (Olympus Myco Grow Bags)   Myyco.com Isolated Cubensis Liquid Culture For Sale   North Spore Injection Grain Bag   MagicBag.co All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
OfflineSergeant Whiskers
Cat
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/18/15
Posts: 113
Loc: 8 miles out of Memphis
Last seen: 1 month, 6 days
Sgt. Whiskers Strainless Brainless BRF TEK for the Mycologically Challenged * 1
    #28396374 - 07/15/23 11:40 AM (1 year, 6 months ago)

Haven't we all been there,
It has been a few years since you've last taken shrooms and the constant existential dread has worn away and now life seems too boring, so you open your freezer to take out your old stash only to find out it has lost all potency since it was supposedly "improperly stored"?,
now you consider growing again but you no longer have a pressure cooker or enough trust in your withering capabilities to do grain, so you decide to do some old fashioned BRF from memory, you take out your old supplies, go to the nearest dollar store and see that some stuff's missing.
Well I've got your back!


Step 1: you take out some shit and find an open bag of vermiculite, you go to the dollar store and find that they have no mason jars so you buy some cheap tapered glasses



Step 2: you search your pantry and find an open bag of BRF that has been long forgotten, you take a verm, water, BRF ratio of 2:1:?, idk I just used the whole bag, and mix it all in some nylon bags, field capacity not essential



Step 3: you load the glasses with the mixture up to about half an inch from the top and then cover it with vermiculite, you now take two layers of aluminum foil and wrap the top, cutting away some excess from the sides and then adhere the seams of the foil to the glasses with about 7 laps of clear tape



Step 4: now you need to sterilize, i think.
you have no caps to pad the bottom of your pot so you just need excessive amounts of our good friend aluminum foil


you then have to cover the pot but you lost the lid, then again you do have some aluminum foil



you can use a broken GPU to hold it in place in case the steam pushes the cover away



so you boil the water and then keep it on low heat to cook, go watch
The Big Lebowski and the glasses will be ready when its over

WAIT, you forgot to make a SAB
Step 5: you find a plastic box with uneven hand holes that has been sitting open outside for a few years



you start by cleaning it with wipes, you cover the top with saran wrap for a seal with good visibility, and go through the hole and rub the inside of the box with your bare hands because you cant feel anything with the rubber on (and because you forgot about the gloves)



you then realize you actually remembered to buy rubbing alcohol, your mother would be proud ♥, eeh probably not but who cares fuck that abusive bitch



you then rub the container with paper towels and alcohol, using gloves this time



cat in SAB not advised

you then search for something that can be used as hand flaps

you search your coat hanger drawer and realize it only contains coat hangers


Step 6: you contemplate your life choices.

ehh nevermind it's still an air box

Step 7: you take out the first batch of cakes and put them in the AB, compared to the pre-sterilization cakes they should look slightly less horrible
some moisture escaped through the tape which is probably good, hopefully after melting a bit and recooling the glue created a good seal

Step 8: you then load the next batch of cakes, adding some more water, while remembering to take your bipolar meds

Step 9: you take out an old spore syringe from a very dirty bag and try to clean it with some alcohol


Step 9: after waiting overnight you inoculate your BRF glasses with the spore syringe that suspiciously has turned into a LC

remembering to flame sterilize between glasses, you then cover the glasses with a relic of viral times since you have no micropore tape


and now scatter your glasses in inconspicuous spots across the house and wait until they're fully colonized


thank you for watching, remember to hit like and subscribe and join back in 3-4 weeks for my BRF to coir / house decontamination tutorial

Edited by Sergeant Whiskers (07/15/23 03:26 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Shop: OlympusMyco.com We’re Not Chasing Unicorns—We’re Building Quality (Olympus Myco Grow Bags)   Myyco.com Isolated Cubensis Liquid Culture For Sale   North Spore Injection Grain Bag   MagicBag.co All-In-One Bags That Don't Suck   Mushroom-Hut Liquid Cultures   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Left Coast Kratom Buy Kratom Extract   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Using BRF tek would you recomend soaking brf / verm in h2o.. factory81 972 3 05/27/03 10:59 AM
by trev
* Does the BRF tek work on other strains than B+ LSAuser 2,685 4 10/12/02 12:52 AM
by djamor
* Screw BRF tek lvleph 2,493 9 12/29/02 03:41 AM
by dog
* keep seeing that BRF is inferior?
( 1 2 all )
Phishgrrl 3,487 26 05/17/04 06:26 PM
by shirley knott
* Casing VS Brf Cakes?? Casing CONTAMS VS brf CONTAMS? PooGrower 1,245 3 01/22/03 03:23 AM
by deanofmean
* .. pf-birdseed tek, how much to mix ..
( 1 2 all )
BluntOMatic 4,143 20 03/13/03 10:16 AM
by BluntOMatic
* best tek? rexxx 837 19 02/04/05 10:59 AM
by scatmanrav
* Anyone tried Hip's bulk tek or used Oven Bags? stoner2002 1,175 7 02/06/03 04:28 PM
by mike

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Shroomism, george castanza, RogerRabbit, veggie, mushboy, fahtster, LogicaL Chaos, 13shrooms, hamloaf, cronicr, Stipe-n Cap, Pastywhyte, bodhisatta, Tormato, Land Trout, A.k.a
289 topic views. 17 members, 103 guests and 74 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2025 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.02 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 11 queries.