Haven't we all been there, It has been a few years since you've last taken shrooms and the constant existential dread has worn away and now life seems too boring, so you open your freezer to take out your old stash only to find out it has lost all potency since it was supposedly "improperly stored"?, now you consider growing again but you no longer have a pressure cooker or enough trust in your withering capabilities to do grain, so you decide to do some old fashioned BRF from memory, you take out your old supplies, go to the nearest dollar store and see that some stuff's missing. Well I've got your back!
Step 1: you take out some shit and find an open bag of vermiculite, you go to the dollar store and find that they have no mason jars so you buy some cheap tapered glasses

Step 2: you search your pantry and find an open bag of BRF that has been long forgotten, you take a verm, water, BRF ratio of 2:1:?, idk I just used the whole bag, and mix it all in some nylon bags, field capacity not essential

Step 3: you load the glasses with the mixture up to about half an inch from the top and then cover it with vermiculite, you now take two layers of aluminum foil and wrap the top, cutting away some excess from the sides and then adhere the seams of the foil to the glasses with about 7 laps of clear tape

Step 4: now you need to sterilize, i think. you have no caps to pad the bottom of your pot so you just need excessive amounts of our good friend aluminum foil

you then have to cover the pot but you lost the lid, then again you do have some aluminum foil

you can use a broken GPU to hold it in place in case the steam pushes the cover away

so you boil the water and then keep it on low heat to cook, go watch The Big Lebowski and the glasses will be ready when its over
WAIT, you forgot to make a SAB Step 5: you find a plastic box with uneven hand holes that has been sitting open outside for a few years

you start by cleaning it with wipes, you cover the top with saran wrap for a seal with good visibility, and go through the hole and rub the inside of the box with your bare hands because you cant feel anything with the rubber on (and because you forgot about the gloves)

you then realize you actually remembered to buy rubbing alcohol, your mother would be proud ♥, eeh probably not but who cares fuck that abusive bitch

you then rub the container with paper towels and alcohol, using gloves this time

cat in SAB not advised 
you then search for something that can be used as hand flaps 
you search your coat hanger drawer and realize it only contains coat hangers

Step 6: you contemplate your life choices.
ehh nevermind it's still an air box
Step 7: you take out the first batch of cakes and put them in the AB, compared to the pre-sterilization cakes they should look slightly less horrible  some moisture escaped through the tape which is probably good, hopefully after melting a bit and recooling the glue created a good seal
Step 8: you then load the next batch of cakes, adding some more water, while remembering to take your bipolar meds  
Step 9: you take out an old spore syringe from a very dirty bag and try to clean it with some alcohol
 
Step 9: after waiting overnight you inoculate your BRF glasses with the spore syringe that suspiciously has turned into a LC 
remembering to flame sterilize between glasses, you then cover the glasses with a relic of viral times since you have no micropore tape

and now scatter your glasses in inconspicuous spots across the house and wait until they're fully colonized
 
thank you for watching, remember to hit like and subscribe and join back in 3-4 weeks for my BRF to coir / house decontamination tutorial
Edited by Sergeant Whiskers (07/15/23 03:26 PM)
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