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Anonymous #1

The best pussy you ever had.
    #28386428 - 07/05/23 09:09 PM (6 months, 19 days ago)

Did you get it? Do you have it?


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Anonymous #2

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28386455 - 07/05/23 09:44 PM (6 months, 19 days ago)

I touched it it was the best experience of my life :bigbang:


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Anonymous #3

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28386476 - 07/05/23 10:07 PM (6 months, 19 days ago)

Ive been lucky to experience some top-shelf punani's.


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Anonymous #4

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #28386497 - 07/05/23 10:26 PM (6 months, 19 days ago)

Got it, married it, could have it more if I was willing to bend to her insanity
There’s a lot more to being a good woman than being good in bed but sometimes a hot woman thinks being hot is enough


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Anonymous #5

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28386541 - 07/05/23 11:46 PM (6 months, 19 days ago)

I don't rate any pies. Each has been magical at worst, especially that really stanky one!!


Edited by Anonymous (07/21/23 01:51 PM)


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28387035 - 07/06/23 11:39 AM (6 months, 19 days ago)

Every pussy I've messed with has been grand, except one because she didn't shower, I guess, and I could smell that cooch before she even took her clothes off  :lipsrsealed:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 3
    #28387944 - 07/07/23 04:49 AM (6 months, 18 days ago)

My girlfriend has an unbelievable vagina. She has the kind of pussy where it rolls along your penis and you can see the membrane trying to suck it back in while on a back stroke. Also helps that she views her role as submissive and will get on all fours on command.


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Anonymous #4

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #6] * 2
    #28389227 - 07/08/23 10:46 AM (6 months, 17 days ago)

Also mine is a squirter, gives awesome head, swallows, let’s me pretty much do whatever I want to her, has a gorgeous face and a super hot body especially considering our age which is another plus cause she’s past all that younger woman inhibition


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Anonymous #4

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28400476 - 07/19/23 08:46 AM (6 months, 6 days ago)

I seriously thought this thread would be more active.  I'm gonna guess the ratio of guys getting a lot of access to pussy here is on the low side


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Anonymous #7

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #28400797 - 07/19/23 02:13 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

I have it. Best pussy is my own. But I guess that doesn’t negate what #4 said


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28400876 - 07/19/23 03:30 PM (6 months, 6 days ago)

Time's are rough my friend.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 2
    #28408493 - 07/25/23 08:49 PM (6 months, 3 minutes ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I seriously thought this thread would be more active.  I'm gonna guess the ratio of guys getting a lot of access to pussy here is on the low side




Men who use phrases like "getting pussy" are much less likely to actually get it would be my guess? Makes me cringe every time I see it tbh, wouldn't date a guy who talked like that-maybe all men do though and I'm just naive! Or maybe it's a young man's term, give me a 50+ gent instead. Can someone make a thread about the best cock they've ever had for the women on here?


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Anonymous #3

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28408516 - 07/25/23 09:10 PM (5 months, 30 days ago)

Only man sluts use the term tbh.

Best King Cobra ever? Does this thread count: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14589038/page/1


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #28408547 - 07/25/23 09:36 PM (5 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Only man sluts use the term tbh.

Best King Cobra ever? Does this thread count: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14589038/page/1




Haha, thank you! You've restored my faith in humanity, I thought I was gonna get flamed for my reply. Didn't wanna ruin the thread just had to get that off my chest!


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020] * 1
    #28408548 - 07/25/23 09:37 PM (5 months, 30 days ago)

Hmm that thread is a LOT more visual than this one :eek:


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Anonymous #3

Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28408552 - 07/25/23 09:41 PM (5 months, 30 days ago)

Enjoy :wink:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28408898 - 07/26/23 08:10 AM (5 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I seriously thought this thread would be more active.  I'm gonna guess the ratio of guys getting a lot of access to pussy here is on the low side




Men who use phrases like "getting pussy" are much less likely to actually get it would be my guess? Makes me cringe every time I see it tbh, wouldn't date a guy who talked like that-maybe all men do though and I'm just naive! Or maybe it's a young man's term, give me a 50+ gent instead. Can someone make a thread about the best cock they've ever had for the women on here?




Not that I exactly used the phrase “getting pussy” but I’m no young man. I don’t talk like that irl

Rache, I’m curious what draws you to men over 50 since it seems like you’re quite a bit younger than that


Edited by Anonymous (09/17/23 03:44 PM)


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28408930 - 07/26/23 08:53 AM (5 months, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I seriously thought this thread would be more active.  I'm gonna guess the ratio of guys getting a lot of access to pussy here is on the low side




Men who use phrases like "getting pussy" are much less likely to actually get it would be my guess? Makes me cringe every time I see it tbh, wouldn't date a guy who talked like that-maybe all men do though and I'm just naive! Or maybe it's a young man's term, give me a 50+ gent instead. Can someone make a thread about the best cock they've ever had for the women on here?




I fully agree as a woman, it's rude.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #28409439 - 07/26/23 06:04 PM (5 months, 30 days ago)





Not that I exactly used the phrase “getting pussy” but I’m no young man. Almost 50 and no I don’t talk like that irl and yeah I could easily get more than I do if I was inclined to

Rache, I’m curious what draws you to men over 50 since it seems like you’re quite a bit younger than that




Yeh it was more a comment in general than having a pop at anyone in the thread. Just something that is a bit off putting when men say things like "I've got to get some p-word", ugh can't even type it! But I could be a prude. I just wonder if women started talking about "getting some cock" all the time what men would think but then they'd probably love it! I get it's probably more an online thing amongst mainly male forum users, I was probably just in a bad mood yesterday tbh.

I've always liked older men but I'm in my 30s now (have been for a few years) so I'm most likely gonna have to go 45+ at this point anyway-if I was looking, but I like being single for now. Men just get more charming once they hit 40+, can't put my finger on why (it's not money or power I swear) younger men just don't have the same charisma or do it for me in the same way. Maybe it's the emotional connection-a man being caring and attentive and an old-fashioned gentleman-easy to get emotionally invested in a man like that and once you've got that emotional connection, damn do you want his cock! :grin:

Anyway, sorry for the derail-as you were...


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #28415728 - 08/01/23 12:36 AM (5 months, 24 days ago)

>Ive been lucky to experience some top-shelf punani's.

Jesus, these are people, not yank magazines on the back shelf!

And this is the guy who swears he doesn't objectify women when he's around us. Looks 'em right in the eye when he says how much he likes them, so they'll believe it and he can acquire and use another hairy female sex organ and increment his score.

Hey I'm not judging. I'm just sayin'. Anyway, I'm employed as a 24/7 sex slave, so who am I to talk?


Edited by Jess_Fukket (08/01/23 02:22 AM)


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #28415756 - 08/01/23 02:02 AM (5 months, 24 days ago)

My current girlfriend is the best in bed I've had. She has some serious skills, or we have some serious chemistry, maybe both.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Jess_Fukket]
    #28415769 - 08/01/23 02:50 AM (5 months, 24 days ago)

Im actually not into hairy vaginas, but thanks for the nude pic. I like em smooth as velvet.

Sometimes the bossy ones have the best punani's.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28425088 - 08/07/23 10:02 PM (5 months, 17 days ago)

If you can barely last 1 minute, she got a F.A.P.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #28425145 - 08/07/23 11:12 PM (5 months, 17 days ago)

FAP?


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28425801 - 08/08/23 02:20 PM (5 months, 17 days ago)

Fine.Ass.Pussy.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28425907 - 08/08/23 03:56 PM (5 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I seriously thought this thread would be more active.  I'm gonna guess the ratio of guys getting a lot of access to pussy here is on the low side




Men who use phrases like "getting pussy" are much less likely to actually get it would be my guess? Makes me cringe every time I see it tbh, wouldn't date a guy who talked like that-maybe all men do though and I'm just naive! Or maybe it's a young man's term, give me a 50+ gent instead. Can someone make a thread about the best cock they've ever had for the women on here?



YES


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #28425954 - 08/08/23 04:29 PM (5 months, 17 days ago)

There is an anonymous show your cock thread! It's great!


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #28430992 - 08/12/23 01:51 PM (5 months, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
I seriously thought this thread would be more active.  I'm gonna guess the ratio of guys getting a lot of access to pussy here is on the low side




Men who use phrases like "getting pussy" are much less likely to actually get it would be my guess? Makes me cringe every time I see it tbh, wouldn't date a guy who talked like that-maybe all men do though and I'm just naive! Or maybe it's a young man's term, give me a 50+ gent instead. Can someone make a thread about the best cock they've ever had for the women on here?



YES




Cringes at the use of the word pussy but expresses desire for a show your COCK thread... Seems a bit hypocritical.. btw, where are the pussy pics in this thread?  Isn't it odd how we can discuss vaginas without seeing them but you ladies wanna fawn over the cock thread?

Women like to pretend to be slightly prudish but in reality, they want a man that takes charge.


Edited by Anonymous (09/17/23 03:46 PM)


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28431512 - 08/12/23 08:21 PM (5 months, 13 days ago)

Actually it would be more like a "rate the best cock you ever had" thread for all us women to chat about. Ya know, if that's ok with the men and they wouldn't find it a tad dehumanising. I didn't express a desire for pictures either-got more than I bargained for there! Yah I recognise the incel-speak, women shouldn't be listened to because we don't know what we want but all the incels know we only want men who treat us like shit, yeh right whatever.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28431596 - 08/12/23 09:33 PM (5 months, 12 days ago)

ASL?


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020] * 1
    #28431598 - 08/12/23 09:35 PM (5 months, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Actually it would be more like a "rate the best cock you ever had" thread for all us women to chat about. Ya know, if that's ok with the men and they wouldn't find it a tad dehumanising. I didn't express a desire for pictures either-got more than I bargained for there! Yah I recognise the incel-speak, women shouldn't be listened to because we don't know what we want but all the incels know we only want men who treat us like shit, yeh right whatever.





You go girl!  :rockon:  :feelsgoodman:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #28431723 - 08/12/23 10:34 PM (5 months, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
There is an anonymous show your cock thread! It's great!



It doesn’t have to be anonymous


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28431729 - 08/12/23 10:40 PM (5 months, 12 days ago)

Just let me know if I'm starting to sound too much like a feminist because I don't wanna go there.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28431753 - 08/12/23 11:15 PM (5 months, 12 days ago)

I’m no incel. I got laid last night and probably could here in a few minutes if I choose to


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28433062 - 08/14/23 01:09 AM (5 months, 11 days ago)

This is a very typical thread for the shroomery. The thread starts out with "this is the best pussy I've ever had this pussy was so good" and then someone else says "this is the best pussy I ever had you wouldn't believe this pussy was such incredible pussy."

Then a few pages later the main conversation is all about cock show your cock what guy on here has the best cock let's see those cocks where's the show your cock etc etc

What is it about every single thing on the shroomery turning into a conversation about cocks. The conversation started out talking about the best pussy etc. Now it's talking about cocks.

??????

Well it is what it is I guess


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020] * 2
    #28433802 - 08/14/23 01:17 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

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Rache2020 said:
Just let me know if I'm starting to sound too much like a feminist because I don't wanna go there.





Sticking up for basic respect from the opposite gender is not what I would consider a feminist, but rather just a decent human being.  :mushroom2:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020] * 1
    #28433807 - 08/14/23 01:19 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Anon #4 is posting anonymously because they know they have a fucked up viewpoint.  They are a worthless person as long as they hold their current views of how men should treat women.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28433884 - 08/14/23 02:07 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

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Anon #4 is posting anonymously because they know they have a fucked up viewpoint.  They are a worthless person as long as they hold their current views of how men should treat women.




Fuck off dude. You don’t know shit about me, women, or how the world really works

How often do you have a woman let you inside her anyways?


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #28433889 - 08/14/23 02:12 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

I'm not going to talk to you about this stuff when you're anonymous.  Grow a pair and then we can chat, buddy.

  :goodmorning:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28433890 - 08/14/23 02:13 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
This is a very typical thread for the shroomery. The thread starts out with "this is the best pussy I've ever had this pussy was so good" and then someone else says "this is the best pussy I ever had you wouldn't believe this pussy was such incredible pussy."

Then a few pages later the main conversation is all about cock show your cock what guy on here has the best cock let's see those cocks where's the show your cock etc etc

What is it about every single thing on the shroomery turning into a conversation about cocks. The conversation started out talking about the best pussy etc. Now it's talking about cocks.

??????

Well it is what it is I guess




It seems the ladies participating in the thread started talking about cocks and liking to see them. I feel so degraded
:cryaboutit:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28433891 - 08/14/23 02:14 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Works for me


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28433907 - 08/14/23 02:35 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Just something that is a bit off putting when men say things like "I've got to get some p-word", ugh can't even type it! But I could be a prude. I just wonder if women started talking about "getting some cock" all the time what men would think but then they'd probably love it! I get it's probably more an online thing amongst mainly male forum users, I was probably just in a bad mood yesterday tbh.





You weren't in a bad mood; you were absolutely right. It's a little more than off-putting, it's downright offensive.

And, yet, these are the same men that are able to attract so many women.

I'm 31 years old, millionaire, decently good looking, and completely unable to attract any women. If I had to blame it on anything, it's that I'm too shy and not assertive enough. I'm genuinely confused how there's a world out there where men can just write a thread that suggests they are able to get so many women left and right, and I'm not able to attract any women at all.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: EternalDreamer]
    #28433911 - 08/14/23 02:37 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

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You weren't in a bad mood; you were absolutely right. It's a little more than off-putting, it's downright offensive.

And, yet, these are the same men that are able to attract so many women.





I know. It’s weird right?


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: EternalDreamer]
    #28433912 - 08/14/23 02:38 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

EternalDreamer said:
Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Just something that is a bit off putting when men say things like "I've got to get some p-word", ugh can't even type it! But I could be a prude. I just wonder if women started talking about "getting some cock" all the time what men would think but then they'd probably love it! I get it's probably more an online thing amongst mainly male forum users, I was probably just in a bad mood yesterday tbh.





You weren't in a bad mood; you were absolutely right. It's a little more than off-putting, it's downright offensive.

And, yet, these are the same men that are able to attract so many women.




Not true.  What are you basing this statement on exactly? 


Quote:

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I'm 31 years old, millionaire, decently good looking, and completely unable to attract any women. If I had to blame it on anything, it's that I'm too shy and not assertive enough. I'm genuinely confused how there's a world out there where men can just write a thread that suggests they are able to get so many women left and right, and I'm not able to attract any women at all.





Do you lift weights?  Exercise?


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28433958 - 08/14/23 03:14 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Has no one here realized women take advantage of good guys and deep down desire a bad boy that won’t treat them the best?


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28434059 - 08/14/23 04:45 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

You attract the women you attract.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Roflspammer]
    #28434118 - 08/14/23 05:32 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

I’ve been both a good guy and a bad boy. I can tell ya it makes a difference in how you get treated and it’s pretty sad
FYI I’m kinda old and have been round the block a few times


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28434249 - 08/14/23 07:34 PM (5 months, 11 days ago)

Quote:

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
Quote:

Rache2020 said:
Just let me know if I'm starting to sound too much like a feminist because I don't wanna go there.





Sticking up for basic respect from the opposite gender is not what I would consider a feminist, but rather just a decent human being.  :mushroom2:




Thank you! I know men should have their safe spaces and all that, hell I used to not mind all that type of talk, I'm just thinking if I heard a guy I was into say stuff like that I'd probably immediately go off him as a potential partner tbh. It's ok when they're still quite young and you have no intention of ever dating them because they're so immature, then you just humour them and roll your eyes. If they're over 30 then, um no.

And I shouldn't have suggested a rate your best cock thread since personally I wouldn't have that many to compare LOL.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28434378 - 08/14/23 09:49 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

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This is a very typical thread for the shroomery. The thread starts out with "this is the best pussy I've ever had this pussy was so good" and then someone else says "this is the best pussy I ever had you wouldn't believe this pussy was such incredible pussy."

Then a few pages later the main conversation is all about cock show your cock what guy on here has the best cock let's see those cocks where's the show your cock etc etc

What is it about every single thing on the shroomery turning into a conversation about cocks. The conversation started out talking about the best pussy etc. Now it's talking about cocks.

??????

Well it is what it is I guess




Because the best pussy in the world still looks like road kill


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28434442 - 08/14/23 11:54 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

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Anonymous #4 said:
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Anonymous #11 said:
This is a very typical thread for the shroomery. The thread starts out with "this is the best pussy I've ever had this pussy was so good" and then someone else says "this is the best pussy I ever had you wouldn't believe this pussy was such incredible pussy."

Then a few pages later the main conversation is all about cock show your cock what guy on here has the best cock let's see those cocks where's the show your cock etc etc

What is it about every single thing on the shroomery turning into a conversation about cocks. The conversation started out talking about the best pussy etc. Now it's talking about cocks.

??????

Well it is what it is I guess




It seems the ladies participating in the thread started talking about cocks and liking to see them. I feel so degraded
:cryaboutit:




What are you crying about? Everyone in the threat is called you out about being such a pussy ass anon to grow a pair and come on out and then we can talk like men.

I don't even feel like you should be in this thread. It's like watching some loser try and stand up against the town chasing him with pitchforks and flaming sticks. He feels ballsy because they haven't killed him yet. But the only reason they haven't killed him is because he's hiding in the top of a tree they can't climb wearing a bag over his face so they don't know who he is when he finally gets down.

You should shut up and get out. You have worn out your stay.

And oh my bad I don't mean to disagree with everyone showing cocks. I'm just simply saying This Thread started out about pussy but I guess knowing how you are it would be a major disappointment for you not to see everybody's cocks. This Thread went just the right direction for you :thumbup:

How stupid and cowardly is posting Anonymous anyway? Like what a coward's way out :rolleyes:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28434445 - 08/14/23 11:57 PM (5 months, 10 days ago)

That’s pretty hilarious from someone who’s posting anonymously


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 2
    #28434470 - 08/15/23 12:48 AM (5 months, 10 days ago)

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Anonymous #4 said:
I’m no incel. I got laid last night and probably could here in a few minutes if I choose to




You don't have to prove your virility dude lol. I'm just gonna chalk what you said up to you being pretty young. It's a shame you are so jaded already though. Do you actually like women, I mean as actual people? That's all I wanna know.

Edit-oh so you're actually an old dude? Too many anons on this thread for this female brain of mine. Damn, welp called that one wrong. I'm sorry if women have treated you like shit before, which led you to these views, genuinely.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020] * 1
    #28434508 - 08/15/23 01:50 AM (5 months, 10 days ago)

I once heard that no man is a virgin. Technically your penis was in a vagina as you were being born! 
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    #28434618 - 08/15/23 05:59 AM (5 months, 10 days ago)

He was a black neutered Tom that I got from animal rescue.  I went there looking for a female tabby, but he stole my heart.
I called him Floyd.
Why was he the best?  For a start, he was a true stoner.  He'd follow the spliff round the room begging for blowbacks, before stretching out on the windowsill to sleep it off.
When I drove home from work he'd be waiting at the end of the road.  I'd pull up & he'd jump in beside me.
After breaking up with my 2nd wife I was homeless for a few weeks and left him with my ex while I found somewhere to live.  A short time later he was dead, hit by a car.  I can't help thinking to this day that it was suicide.
God I loved that cat - the best pussy I ever had :crying:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28434677 - 08/15/23 07:53 AM (5 months, 10 days ago)

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I’m no incel. I got laid last night and probably could here in a few minutes if I choose to




You don't have to prove your virility dude lol. I'm just gonna chalk what you said up to you being pretty young. It's a shame you are so jaded already though. Do you actually like women, I mean as actual people? That's all I wanna know.

Edit-oh so you're actually an old dude? Too many anons on this thread for this female brain of mine. Damn, welp called that one wrong. I'm sorry if women have treated you like shit before, which led you to these views, genuinely.




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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #28435621 - 08/15/23 11:43 PM (5 months, 9 days ago)

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I’ve been both a good guy and a bad boy. I can tell ya it makes a difference in how you get treated and it’s pretty sad
FYI I’m kinda old and have been round the block a few times




Define being a good or bad guy? Maybe you started off nice but boring with little personality and as you got older you developed more charm, charisma and interests and that was what the women were attracted to?


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28435915 - 08/16/23 10:09 AM (5 months, 9 days ago)

Rache can we see some photos? I would like to see an attractive female


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28435968 - 08/16/23 11:24 AM (5 months, 9 days ago)

Can we have a post your vagina thread?


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    #28435991 - 08/16/23 11:59 AM (5 months, 9 days ago)

That’s been tried and it always fails. Between the 10:1 male to female ratio and the fact that women aren’t fascinated with their own genitalia like men are, there isn’t much hope of success


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28437074 - 08/17/23 11:50 AM (5 months, 8 days ago)

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I’ve been both a good guy and a bad boy. I can tell ya it makes a difference in how you get treated and it’s pretty sad
FYI I’m kinda old and have been round the block a few times




Define being a good or bad guy? Maybe you started off nice but boring with little personality and as you got older you developed more charm, charisma and interests and that was what the women were attracted to?




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    #28437489 - 08/17/23 06:55 PM (5 months, 8 days ago)

Tbh women talk about this stuff too so I shouldn't be too harsh on the guys. There was a guy at my school that literally our entire year knew had a curved penis. He wasn't even in my year but the year above and I'd moved schools and noticed him so I asked my friend about him and she said "oh yeh his names X, btw his cock bends to the left" or something like that. Talked to someone else about him (not even same friendship group) and mentioned I knew something specific about his manhood-she confirmed it was true lol. Evidently someone who had slept with him made sure to tell everyone that intimate detail. Pretty shitty of her.

Looking back, I have no idea what the big deal was. To this day I don't know anything else about him (can't even remember his name) but I know that. No one ever even mentioned what his performance was like, and I didn't get to find out either :frown:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28437534 - 08/17/23 07:37 PM (5 months, 8 days ago)

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Anonymous #11 said:
This is a very typical thread for the shroomery. The thread starts out with "this is the best pussy I've ever had this pussy was so good" and then someone else says "this is the best pussy I ever had you wouldn't believe this pussy was such incredible pussy."

Then a few pages later the main conversation is all about cock show your cock what guy on here has the best cock let's see those cocks where's the show your cock etc etc

What is it about every single thing on the shroomery turning into a conversation about cocks. The conversation started out talking about the best pussy etc. Now it's talking about cocks.

??????

Well it is what it is I guess




Because as my good friend anonymous#4 pointed out earlier in the thread-there was just tumbleweed after a mere few posts. He's the only one getting it on the reg, dunno what that says for the rest of the guys on the site but yeh LOL.


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    #28437543 - 08/17/23 07:46 PM (5 months, 8 days ago)

#4 is a teenager making up bullshit to look big on the internet, real adults dont waste their time.

Pussy feels like pussy, what makes it special is the human connected to it.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28437570 - 08/17/23 08:14 PM (5 months, 8 days ago)

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Tbh women talk about this stuff too so I shouldn't be too harsh on the guys. There was a guy at my school that literally our entire year knew had a curved penis. He wasn't even in my year but the year above and I'd moved schools and noticed him so I asked my friend about him and she said "oh yeh his names X, btw his cock bends to the left" or something like that. Talked to someone else about him (not even same friendship group) and mentioned I knew something specific about his manhood-she confirmed it was true lol. Evidently someone who had slept with him made sure to tell everyone that intimate detail. Pretty shitty of her.

Looking back, I have no idea what the big deal was. To this day I don't know anything else about him (can't even remember his name) but I know that. No one ever even mentioned what his performance was like, and I didn't get to find out either :frown:




A guy had a curved penis and everybody knew about it?

So like I heard this one story too of this guy that slept with this girl in high school and apparently she had this like roast beef vagina and he told everybody she was so embarrassed.

It must be weird being the only guy in the world with a curved penis or the only girl in the world with a roast beef vagina :smirk:




Come on I might be posting anonymously but at least I'm not making up stories












Rache2020 are you sure you're not a dude pretending you're a girl? Did you have another account called ladycakes? If a man wanted to really get guys real excited he would create an account saying he was a girl and then go on the internet and see everybody's reactions.

:cookiemonster: I know what I think though


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28437609 - 08/17/23 08:42 PM (5 months, 8 days ago)

I swear I'm not making it up. I might be exaggerating about the whole year knowing, I have no idea how many kids knew but it seemed like *everybody* knew at the time. I don't get the big deal about it either, that's what my friends told me though-we were like 16/17 so I guess still immature! And yes teenage boys (and grown men) definitely spread info about women's bodies and what they are like in bed too. Why would I even make that story up.

Can confirm I'm definitely a woman.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28437772 - 08/18/23 02:13 AM (5 months, 7 days ago)

I guess what I was trying to say is I don't really think there's any such thing as a person that doesn't have a crooked penis. Like is there such thing as a woman that doesn't have a roast beef vagina?

I mean a penis has to be crooked at some point. How much more crooked some are than others is one thing. But all are crooked


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28437840 - 08/18/23 05:54 AM (5 months, 7 days ago)

My girl has no roast beef vagina. It's an immaculate innie. She just texted me from work telling me when she went to the bathroom she smelled my cum from last night. I plant it deep every night except the days leading up to her ovulation.

My cock is crooked though. I think it's from using the same hand to jerk off.


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    #28438059 - 08/18/23 10:29 AM (5 months, 7 days ago)

Vaginas come in all shapes and sizes.

Some of the best punani Ive had was high on drugs.


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    #28438203 - 08/18/23 01:24 PM (5 months, 7 days ago)

Crooked penis







Roast beef vagina






















Please find me a non crooked penis or a non roast beef vagina. You can't because they don't exist.

They are crooked

Or roast beef


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28438210 - 08/18/23 01:42 PM (5 months, 7 days ago)

These are the most straight or non roast beef I can find



















































And even at that I feel like these are all photoshopped or like surgery or something. In general the penis is crooked and the vagina is roast beef. This is the way of nature.

Simple things of that nature


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #28438564 - 08/18/23 07:34 PM (5 months, 7 days ago)

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Lynnch said:
#4 is a teenager making up bullshit to look big on the internet, real adults dont waste their time.

Pussy feels like pussy, what makes it special is the human connected to it.




I love that quote! Aw, romance isn't dead afterall :heart:

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I guess what I was trying to say is I don't really think there's any such thing as a person that doesn't have a crooked penis. Like is there such thing as a woman that doesn't have a roast beef vagina?

I mean a penis has to be crooked at some point. How much more crooked some are than others is one thing. But all are crooked




Well I'm no expert! I guess it was crooked enough in his case to be notable...I wish I could've gotten proof myself, sigh. Wouldn't have bothered me at all what it was shaped like.

@anonymous11 well that's put paid to any fantasy I had of giving the women a try. I'm mostly straight but have definitely been turned on by women on occasion too. When you've got a fanny yourself you don't tend to see it so close up and in such detail...a good thing really! But after those pictures, perhaps I'll stick to men afterall...I don't think I could go there.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28438715 - 08/18/23 10:05 PM (5 months, 6 days ago)

I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?

But I guess the way I've seen some men stare at women's assholes I definitely can say that I myself would never be that impressed by mine :shrug:

Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed :lol: it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa :wink:


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
    #28439776 - 08/19/23 07:46 PM (5 months, 6 days ago)

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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?




I can admire my breasts, I don't look that close at anything else-I'd need a mirror to see as much as these women are putting out there! Except for the neat ones they all look pretty ugly to me. I guess it's confirmation I'm straight :grin:

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Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed :lol: it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa :wink:




I guess it's just true about men being way more visual than women. Those pictures are A LOT lol. Most of them don't even look sensual or sexy to me, more clinical just putting it all on show. I guess I can just admire women in bikinis etc. and that's about the extent of it.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28440085 - 08/20/23 03:03 AM (5 months, 5 days ago)

(Disclaimer: She also said this was the best sex we ever had and was really into violence and force. That being said, respect consent)

I was with my girlfriend at the time and we had met online. After meeting in person we were fucking like rabbits. Day 4 and she wants to get really crazy, like tie her up abuse her all of that. I don't know what caused it, but I started to lose my erection while fucking her. She got mad, started hitting me, trying to bite me, saying I wasn't attracted to her and telling me to get out of her.

I told her stop and she spit in my face and tried to bite me again. I hit her in the face and started choking her and got hard again. I hit her again and kept going. I don't know if we're both fucked up, maybe it's normal, but I agree with her, it was probably the best sex we ever had.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28440203 - 08/20/23 07:14 AM (5 months, 5 days ago)

Did you get it in her ass?

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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?




I can admire my breasts, I don't look that close at anything else-I'd need a mirror to see as much as these women are putting out there! Except for the neat ones they all look pretty ugly to me. I guess it's confirmation I'm straight :grin:

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Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed :lol: it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa :wink:




I guess it's just true about men being way more visual than women. Those pictures are A LOT lol. Most of them don't even look sensual or sexy to me, more clinical just putting it all on show. I guess I can just admire women in bikinis etc. and that's about the extent of it.




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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28441998 - 08/21/23 05:36 PM (5 months, 4 days ago)

wow


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    #28507693 - 10/17/23 03:49 AM (3 months, 9 days ago)

It may have something to do with the fact that as we age and mature, we have a better understanding of who we are, what we like / dislike, what we are willing to "put up with" for the lack of a better word, and so on. As well as, having less time or patients for games. There is a lot to be said for a person who is confident in who they are and what they like / need, and what they are looking for in a partner. A lot of the mind games is more of a younger man's and women's deal. Don't get me wrong, the older groups can still do their fair share of mind fucking and bullshitting, it just seems more of us ( I have recently turned 36 ) are less likely to put up with as much, unless you are into the cat and mouse game, as we would have previously in our younger days. Now the chase is always going to be a thing and can be some of the most intense and rewarding times, in a new relationship, but with the experience of our pasts, we gain more self-awareness and a better understanding with the opposite sex ( at least that should be the goal, learning from past relationships and mistakes, to grow as a person and become a better partner and person in general ) and with those experiences both parties typically are able to determine if they think this possible new relationship will be plausible and if they can see themselves with the other party either long term or if that person will fit into whatever possible relationship / situation they are seeking. Or as I like to say, If The Juice Is Worth The Squeeze!
Basically you start off playing the games, having all the fun without the possible strings attached, learning yourself and trying to learn the opposite sex, and with each passing encounter and adventure, with each triumph and heartbreak, you slowly and in some cases unknowingly gain perspective and insight on who you truly are, deep down inside, and what you want, need, can't live without, will never put up with ever again, what you are willing to look past and compromise on in your next relationship. As they say knowledge is power, beauty is in the brains. Being confident in who you are is something that can only come when you truly know yourself, and you can only get that knowledge by going through the good times and the bad, taking time to look back, being honest with yourself, and growing from everything along the way. Most of that can only be achieved by someone who has lived, suffered through those heartbreaks and has a more miles under their belt. Thus, leading to many, both men and women alike, being drawn to and attracted to a partner who is older with a few more of those miles on their odometer than themselves.
Sorry for the long-winded response... I hope I wasn't too repetitive and hopefully was able to shed some light and perspective! Maybe help some of the younger folks anticipate the times that will eventually come to fruition for a good number of them reading this. For one thing none of us can avoid (barring a tragedy) we will all age, some of that outer beauty may fade, eventually you will become the older cat on the block, to whom the kids refer to as "Unc" or "Auntie" who can't imagine ever was young with a wild side, facing your fair share of heartbreaks and hard times. The only question is, will you take those in stride, learning and growing from it, gaining all the experience, self-awareness, and confidence in hopes to possibly attract one of those younger sexy thangs who finds all that wisdom irresistible? Or will you end up alone, swearing off the opposite sex with a houseful of cats?! LOL that last part might be a bit sarcastic and farfetched, just trying to end with a smile!
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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Mr.Steal.Your.Girl]
    #28513680 - 10/22/23 05:00 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Pussy or cock for my vote. They're both fucking beautiful


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    #28522916 - 10/29/23 11:07 PM (2 months, 27 days ago)

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Pussy or cock for my vote. They're both fucking beautiful




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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Rache2020]
    #28523287 - 10/30/23 11:17 AM (2 months, 27 days ago)

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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?




I can admire my breasts, I don't look that close at anything else-I'd need a mirror to see as much as these women are putting out there! Except for the neat ones they all look pretty ugly to me. I guess it's confirmation I'm straight :grin:

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Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed :lol: it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa :wink:




I guess it's just true about men being way more visual than women. Those pictures are A LOT lol. Most of them don't even look sensual or sexy to me, more clinical just putting it all on show. I guess I can just admire women in bikinis etc. and that's about the extent of it.



I feel this.
Men are visual.
Pictures are almost clinical... they do nothing for me.
I do like breasts but I dont need to look at them to be aroused.  Just different for men and women. But some women are more visual then others.
I am not one of them. I could look at those pics all day and it wouldnt stir anything in me.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #28548216 - 11/18/23 05:09 PM (2 months, 8 days ago)

There is nothing like pussy… visually, sensation, its perfect.  My motto is to never let a perfectly good vagina go to waste, so I can’t say no!


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #28555362 - 11/24/23 06:39 PM (2 months, 2 days ago)

@Mr.Steal.Your.Girl that was beautiful! I wish I could write so eloquently, that was a really nice read :thumbup: Gives me a lot to think about.

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I love the roast beef. But whatever. That's a pretty honest response. I like that one. LOL it's pretty amazing how like you can just be obsessed over someone else's body but they just look at it every day and they don't really think much of it huh?




I can admire my breasts, I don't look that close at anything else-I'd need a mirror to see as much as these women are putting out there! Except for the neat ones they all look pretty ugly to me. I guess it's confirmation I'm straight :grin:

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Wouldn't mind getting a little anus myself right now come to think of it. Yeah when is someone else's body you can just drool over it but when it's like your body you just never think much of it. Like you're response to "I am not sure after looking at all those other women's fannies how much I really care anymore" and see me I'm saying the total opposite after seeing all that now I'm just drooling even more I'm just even more obsessed :lol: it is what it is one man's cave is another man's castle. And vice versa :wink:




I guess it's just true about men being way more visual than women. Those pictures are A LOT lol. Most of them don't even look sensual or sexy to me, more clinical just putting it all on show. I guess I can just admire women in bikinis etc. and that's about the extent of it.



I feel this.
Men are visual.
Pictures are almost clinical... they do nothing for me.
I do like breasts but I dont need to look at them to be aroused.  Just different for men and women. But some women are more visual then others.
I am not one of them. I could look at those pics all day and it wouldnt stir anything in me.




I guess that's why they send us dick pics thinking we'll actually want to see them unsolicited lol. I think both men and women look better in clothes, it's kind of too much when it's all on show isn't it? Like all the mystery is gone and it's just all there.


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28555432 - 11/24/23 08:06 PM (2 months, 1 day ago)

And how you express with your appearance can say little or a lot
I've been attracted by odd things
Smiles
Energy
Chivalry
Laughter
Sensitive men
Intelligence
Kindness
Personality
Etc


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Re: The best pussy you ever had. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #28569368 - 12/05/23 07:12 AM (1 month, 22 days ago)

Once I dated a woman who asked me to describe the best sex I ever had.  I found it to be a dumb question.  Like asking someone to describe the best lasagna you ever ate.  I refused to answer this stupid question.  What a huge turn off.  As if physical intimacy can be reduced to a Yelp review.


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    #28569382 - 12/05/23 07:19 AM (1 month, 22 days ago)

I completely understand that.
Though I immediately knew my best sexual experience when I thought of it.


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    #28569402 - 12/05/23 07:27 AM (1 month, 22 days ago)

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Rache2020 said:

I think both men and women look better in clothes, it's kind of too much when it's all on show isn't it? Like all the mystery is gone and it's just all there.




Our bodies are "too much" to see?  We are the only species to feel such aversion.  Not seeing others bodies leaves us feeling titillated and wondering and imagining what people look like without clothing?  It's all so strange.  What happens after the "mystery" is gone?  hehe

My first girlfriend referred to vaginas and dicks as "uglies"

Why would we see any body part as "ugly"?

I guess elbows are not things of beauty . . .


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    #28569404 - 12/05/23 07:30 AM (1 month, 22 days ago)

Right
I had a partner describe to me a beautiful vagina
That wasn't resemblance of my own and I was self conscious about my own afterwards
Stupid to allow someone to have that power


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    #28569411 - 12/05/23 07:32 AM (1 month, 22 days ago)

My most recent girlfriend and I used to laugh about anal bleaching.

As if that makes an asshole more attractive.


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    #28569519 - 12/05/23 08:51 AM (1 month, 22 days ago)

Never have done it.
To each their own


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    #28571595 - 12/06/23 01:57 PM (1 month, 21 days ago)

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RJ Tubs 202 said:
Once I dated a woman who asked me to describe the best sex I ever had.  I found it to be a dumb question.  Like asking someone to describe the best lasagna you ever ate.  I refused to answer this stupid question.  What a huge turn off.  As if physical intimacy can be reduced to a Yelp review.



It is a dumb question, but it's not meant to be taken literally.. What she's really asking is "tell me a sexy story" or "what do you find hot?" I don't really like the question 'what is your fantasy' because I'm pretty basic..

But my answer to any of these would be to tell the story: One time I was in a friends-with-benefits situation, and we went on a hike in the woods. A ways up the mountain we started making out in the middle of the trail. It started to get hot and heavy, so I grabbed her hand and found a little meadow, probably 20ft from the trail.. Laid a jacket on the ground and banged it out right then and there. It was so immediate and passionate and there was a thrill of being somewhat secluded yet totally in the open.

Was that, by every measurable logical metric, the 'best' sex I've ever had? I dunno man, but it was pretty fuckin hot.


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    #28571599 - 12/06/23 01:59 PM (1 month, 21 days ago)

Do you think men and women would describe vastly different experiences?
Curious


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    #28571689 - 12/06/23 03:25 PM (1 month, 21 days ago)

Likely.

The best pussy of my life was likely an average D for her.


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    #28593761 - 12/22/23 07:40 AM (1 month, 5 days ago)

bless a sista


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    #28607426 - 01/02/24 05:03 PM (25 days, 2 hours ago)

Best pussy I ever had..
I have only been with a few women.
Only went down on one.... that would be my best. It was an experience I did not know I was going to have or ever intended to have.
Where is the question of the best dick ?


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    #28607473 - 01/02/24 05:36 PM (25 days, 2 hours ago)

Thats on a woman to make that thread. Its only fair.

One of the first pussies i evee touched was so wet, it grossed me out at the age. But i know if i felt it today, i would be completely turned on by it. Life is funny like that.


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    #28607493 - 01/02/24 05:53 PM (25 days, 1 hour ago)

It is isn't it. LOL
I thought the first male parts I saw was gross.


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    #28609215 - 01/04/24 07:32 AM (23 days, 12 hours ago)

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One of the first pussies i evee touched was so wet, it grossed me out at the age. But i know if i felt it today, i would be completely turned on by it. Life is funny like that.




^That took me back... The intoxicating smell of pussy on my fingers for the first time.


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    #28609217 - 01/04/24 07:34 AM (23 days, 12 hours ago)

Makes me miss being wya man that gets aroused by stuff like that


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    #28629189 - 01/20/24 08:39 PM (6 days, 23 hours ago)

I married the best I had ever had. Huge mistake and painfully expensive lesson.


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