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OfflineNorthernerM
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There's a portal in my living room * 3
    #28371339 - 06/23/23 01:30 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

There's a portal in my living room. It sucks things in and spits them back out in other places in space-time. Like yesterday I brought home a laptop and a charger, I absolutely know I had it in my hand when I walked through the door and remember vividly putting them down on the couch. Now before I have even used it the charger is missing. I've searched the house and car for about an hour, but to no avail. I just have to wait for the portal to open up and spit the charger back out now. There's nothing else to do.

Anyone else experience these anomalies?


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Northerner] * 3
    #28371345 - 06/23/23 01:38 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

Yeah I have this happen with My vest and jackets a lot. I call it portal pockets. Something will dissappear on myself and I'll search every pocket over again not finding it only to find it later in some other pocket that I had not originally put in there.


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28371354 - 06/23/23 01:51 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

Gnomes


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28371393 - 06/23/23 02:17 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

Washing machines are portals for socks. Always disappearing one from the pair but never the pair.


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Northerner]
    #28371416 - 06/23/23 02:31 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

You won't jump in the portal when you see it open.


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 1
    #28371426 - 06/23/23 02:34 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

I need more portal fluid.  All my portals are on hibernation mode...it's not really safe for non portal certified individuals


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Northerner] * 2
    #28371976 - 06/23/23 10:23 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

My house is like swiss cheese of portals its horrible. Causes me great stress


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: trees] * 1
    #28371999 - 06/23/23 10:35 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)



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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
    #28372028 - 06/23/23 11:10 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

I lost my TV remote control one night on a large dose. I looked everywhere, like 2 hours later i found it on the balcony, i remembered going out there after, but why i brough remote, no idea. It really fucked with my head at the time, i thought it was like i just couldn't see it for the visuals. I was going inch by inch on table looking, then I gave up looking, started again got mad, gave up. When i finally found it i was just mad


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: viraldrome] * 3
    #28372039 - 06/23/23 11:22 PM (7 months, 1 day ago)

I feel it. I've been so stoned I've accidentally put my phone in the fridge before.

I'm also super bad about setting things down in the most random places and not even being conscious of doing it. It's been a real problem before especially with tools on job sites.


It also doesn't help that a lot surfaces blend in with most phones.


I sometimes wish I had a lighter leash for everything.



My buddy Ryan had a leash for his lighter but it was a 30ft retractable dog leash that he would duct tape a lighter to the end of. I always thought it was hilarious.


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Northerner]
    #28372194 - 06/24/23 03:45 AM (7 months, 19 hours ago)

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Northerner said:
Anyone else experience these anomalies?



I used to have a portal like yours, but I'm afraid I must have misplaced it when doing my weekly cleanup of the place. Maybe it'll turn up one day.


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28372374 - 06/24/23 07:47 AM (7 months, 15 hours ago)

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Powdered_Toastman said:
I feel it. I've been so stoned I've accidentally put my phone in the fridge before.

I'm also super bad about setting things down in the most random places and not even being conscious of doing it. It's been a real problem before especially with tools on job sites.


It also doesn't help that a lot surfaces blend in with most phones.


I sometimes wish I had a lighter leash for everything.



My buddy Ryan had a leash for his lighter but it was a 30ft retractable dog leash that he would duct tape a lighter to the end of. I always thought it was hilarious.



Anytime I saw a friend with a ligher leash I would grab it, pull it out, and let it snap back :lol:


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #28382021 - 07/02/23 03:24 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

Man I’ve just experienced something like this recently.
Last weekend I lost a very sentimental ring while out having a foraging frenzy around the garden in the morning. I had taken photo’s during that time, which had time stamps. I used these to to help me retrace my steps. But after three hours of intense searching I couldn’t find it. Looking for a small item in over 5 acres of lush terrain proved to be like looking for a needle in a haystack. So eventually I resigned it to the earth.

Well today I was out foraging around there again & to my surprise I found it near one of the garden beds. Standing out, on a patch of moss. I thought it may have been hidden under a leaf or hiding in tall grass. Nope!
The annoying thing is I distinctly remember searching that area a week prior and not being able to find it.

Damn gnomes. :oldman:


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Northerner]
    #28382081 - 07/02/23 05:50 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

You don’t happen to have a wife, do you?


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Sebastian66] * 1
    #28382139 - 07/02/23 06:52 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

It’s not a wedding ring. :lol:

I’ve had it for a long time and bought it not long after my first time hunting mushrooms. Have worn it on nearly all my adventures and escapades over the years wether it be a simple hike or travelling overseas. A lot of nostalgic memories are shared with it.


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Nickoloxious]
    #28382184 - 07/02/23 07:35 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

One time while jamming I dropped my drumstick beside the floor tom and bass drum. I grabbed another out of he bag and finished the song. I went to pick up the stick that fell and it was gone and I even moved the kit and looked around on the floor behind the amps and everything. It was never found lol


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: SonicTitan]
    #28382193 - 07/02/23 07:45 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

I hate when you lose something in the portal as you are running late for something


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28382205 - 07/02/23 07:54 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

Fuck that one place where all the lost things go to.  :oldman:


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Sebastian66]
    #28382214 - 07/02/23 07:57 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Sebastian66 said:
You don’t happen to have a wife, do you?




Or kids.  Or Pets.


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Re: There's a portal in my living room [Re: Northerner]
    #28382349 - 07/02/23 09:53 AM (6 months, 23 days ago)

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Northerner said:
There's a portal in my living room. It sucks things in and spits them back out in other places in space-time. Like yesterday I brought home a laptop and a charger, I absolutely know I had it in my hand when I walked through the door and remember vividly putting them down on the couch. Now before I have even used it the charger is missing. I've searched the house and car for about an hour, but to no avail. I just have to wait for the portal to open up and spit the charger back out now. There's nothing else to do.

Anyone else experience these anomalies?











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