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HILLBILLY OUTLAW
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First grow experience!! 6
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Thought I’d share this with you. This was from Huautla. I have lots of previous experience with mushrooms about 20+ years ago.
It was my first grow ever. First time eating my own fruits. Me and the wife had a wonderful trip. I took 6 grams in tea. Amazing time. Wife comes down from her little 2 gram trip and goes to bed. It’s 10pm. I’m a trooper so it’s time for round two. Ate 5 more grams dry and about 5 fresh fruits. Kicks in good and hard. Two hours later my fucking ass decided to make more tea. Granted I’ve ingested 11+ fucking grams already in a 5 hour span. At the kitchen sink. It’s midnight. Brewing my tea and fucking paralysis hits my ass. I didn’t black out just hit the fucking floor hard as shit and couldn’t move anything. All I could think about was my kids coming in there and finding me laying on the kitchen floor. After about 5 minutes I managed to get back up and go out the back door. Only about 5 feet away. As soon is I hit the door the fucking paralysis hit me again and I went down hard as fuck on the back deck. After laying on the ground for prob 15 minutes I managed to quickly get in the house and in the bed. Holy crap what the fuck was that. Still could barley move for good 20 more minutes then it faded away. My fucking ass went back to the kitchen and finished making my tea and drank that shit. Lol had well over 20g that night. Thought I was gonna die but brother.
Best fucking time of my life. Lol
Next day I had the biggest Fucking bruises all down my back and arms from falling. Then I got to tell the story to the wife. Lol
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Edited by HILLBILLY OUTLAW (08/28/22 03:41 AM)
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Zedsdead
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HILLBILLY OUTLAW said: Thought I’d share this with you. This was from Huautla. I have lots of previous experience with mushrooms about 20+ years ago.
It was my first grow ever. First time eating my own fruits. Me and the wife had a wonderful trip. I took 6 grams in tea. Amazing time. Wife comes down from her little 2 gram trip and goes to bed. It’s 10pm. I’m a trooper so it’s time for round two. Ate 5 more grams dry and about 5 fresh fruits. Kicks in good and hard. Two hours later my fucking ass decided to make more tea. Granted I’ve ingested 11+ fucking grams already in a 5 hour span. At the kitchen sink. It’s midnight. Brewing my tea and fucking paralysis hits my ass. I didn’t black out just hit the fucking floor hard as shit and couldn’t move anything. All I could think about was my kids coming in there and finding me laying on the kitchen floor. After about 5 minutes I managed to get back up and go out the back door. Only about 5 feet away. As soon is I hit the door the fucking paralysis hit me again and I went down hard as fuck on the back deck. After laying on the ground for prob 15 minutes I managed to quickly get in the house and in the bed. Holy crap what the fuck was that. Still could barley move for good 20 more minutes then it faded away. My fucking ass went back to the kitchen and finished making my tea and drank that shit. Lol had well over 20g that night. Thought I was gonna die but brother.
Best fucking time of my life. Lol
Next day I had the biggest Fucking bruises all down my back and arms from falling. Then I got to tell the story to the wife. Lol
That's a hell of a trip but man if your kids found you tweeking on the floor they'd be traumatized. Keep it cool out there.
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johnukguy
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I admit I laughed, especially when you went back after the paralysis and had more. That's some serious dedication right there. Thank you for posting this.
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AllThingsMushroom
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HILLBILLY OUTLAW said: Thought I’d share this with you. This was from Huautla. I have lots of previous experience with mushrooms about 20+ years ago.
It was my first grow ever. First time eating my own fruits. Me and the wife had a wonderful trip. I took 6 grams in tea. Amazing time. Wife comes down from her little 2 gram trip and goes to bed. It’s 10pm. I’m a trooper so it’s time for round two. Ate 5 more grams dry and about 5 fresh fruits. Kicks in good and hard. Two hours later my fucking ass decided to make more tea. Granted I’ve ingested 11+ fucking grams already in a 5 hour span. At the kitchen sink. It’s midnight. Brewing my tea and fucking paralysis hits my ass. I didn’t black out just hit the fucking floor hard as shit and couldn’t move anything. All I could think about was my kids coming in there and finding me laying on the kitchen floor. After about 5 minutes I managed to get back up and go out the back door. Only about 5 feet away. As soon is I hit the door the fucking paralysis hit me again and I went down hard as fuck on the back deck. After laying on the ground for prob 15 minutes I managed to quickly get in the house and in the bed. Holy crap what the fuck was that. Still could barley move for good 20 more minutes then it faded away. My fucking ass went back to the kitchen and finished making my tea and drank that shit. Lol had well over 20g that night. Thought I was gonna die but brother.
Best fucking time of my life. Lol
Next day I had the biggest Fucking bruises all down my back and arms from falling. Then I got to tell the story to the wife. Lol
Lol good read, you should make a book and call it "Billy Experience."
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Mycodemus
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Have you tripped again on them? Was the paralysis due to the high dose and/or wood lovers paralysis? Sounds scary to me 😅
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HILLBILLY OUTLAW
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Just way too much. Nothing attributed to wood lovers as Huautla is just a cube. I’m certain it was just overstimulation of the brain and it rebooted on my ass. Lol
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thespacecadet
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I remember a time when I had a similar experience on shrooms. A friend was convulsing for some reason, so I ran at top speed into the house to get help as I was kind of useless at the time. I ran back out at top speed, this fucker is fine now and now I feel fucked up. Everything started to spin and I drop on the ground and was unable to form words or get up. As i try to get up it was as if someone was putting their finger on my chest and holding me down. Eventually it subsided, but that sticks with me even after 18 years. I still have no explanation for the feeling of being pinned down, it is probably a natural body response but I feel like it was divine intervention. Sorry to bring this old post back to life but figured it was relevent.
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HILLBILLY OUTLAW
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Thanks for reading spacecadet and sharing your story. Welcome to the shroomery.
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 🅃 🄴 🄰 🄼 🄲 🄻 🄸 🄽 🄶 🅆 🅁 🄰 🄿 TEAM SPREAD THE LOVE! Smellyhobbit said: Embarrassment and bashfulness are leeches on your ability to learn.
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