Home | Community | Message Board


Edabea
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Back...
    #2835128 - 06/28/04 02:01 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

The back of the back is the front, and in-between lies the inside, which shouldn't be confused with the outside, which is a different lie...

Went out to sea; had adventures; ended up in the belly of a whale -- from which, I subsequently escaped via a Very Clever Plan involving a fire, an old Model-T inner-tube, and a large barrel of pepper from a Caribbean spice boat. The full story will be available in an upcoming bio-pic staring Woody Harrelson...

Someone suggested that the "sea" might have represented the subconscious, and the "whale" might have represented the id, but I think it's just stuff that happened...


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDreamer987
The VerbalHerman Munster
Female

Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 5,326
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 8 months
Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: Papaver]
    #2835141 - 06/28/04 02:09 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3844441.stm

History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men

In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the
all-time brightest stars,
Dr. Alphonze Mephesto, and Dr. Arny Abe Sacrabin,
Dr. Mephesto worked hard toward his thesis,
his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus,
so that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length,
giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's
supermarket vegetable business.

Dr. Abe Sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the greatest musical
entertainer the world had ever seen,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin knew that if he could assemble the right elements he
could theoretically build a DNA structure,
that would ensure his creation of talent far surpassing the average
individual.
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael
Jackson, in a effort to
retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics had his
testicles surgically removed,
thereby making him a modern day Castrato,
If such a rumor were true,
Michael Jackson more than likely would have some of his semen preserved
before the surgery to insure the future of his name and lineage.

Word came back to Dr. Abe Sacrabin,
of a secret cold storage locker
deep within the bowels of a used UCLA research center,
that not only contained four containers of frozen semen,
but also held a pair of testicles each was labeled with the name, Jack Michaelson.

What's that noise, In the night the most sentuent voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

This had to be the seed of the king of pop,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin was able to use his charm and chiseled great features
to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer,
who of course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a
small vile of the precious semen.
The search for the egg was a short one,
Dr. Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an LA Music
magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment.
Donors must have musical background."
With a plethora of young eager wannabe musical starlets, willing to sell their eggs,
the two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased.
Dr. Abe Sacrabin felt that it would be far less complicated legally,
if the fetus was brought to term in the womb of a non human.
He had long since secured the services of the University Volleyball
Mascot,
a llama by the name of Missy.
When the baby was ready,
the child was removed via cesarean.
It was a healthy baby boy, and he was named Kevin.

What's that noise, In the night the most sentient voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am gopher boy, Who will buy my raspberries?"

Kevin was a beautiful child,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin sought to it that Kevin was trained by the best in all
aspects of performing, his voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked.
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three.
As Kevin grew with talent, Dr. Abe Sacrabin started noticing odd
developments in his physical state.
When Kevin lost his baby teeth, his secondaries came in with a vengeance,
they were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in
front stuck nearly straight out, also as Kevin reached the 8th year,
he was the same height as he was when he was 4.
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous,
even by adult standards.
It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Kevin's singing,
he rarely spoke, often chosing to communicate through various grunts and gurgles

What's that noise, In the night the most sentuaint voice,
the song of love from an angelic boy, stuck in my head,
and this is what he said,

"I am gopher boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"

Other's were noticing the changes in Kevin,
the children began to tease him, and call him "Gopher Boy".
One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, started throwing bananas at him,
soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas.
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin rushed at Big Roy and bit 3 fingers off on his left hand.
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state,
Dr. Abe Sacrabin actions were found out,
but because there was no legislation concerning the genetic construction
of another human being,
no criminal charges were brought forth.
The medical association's board of ethics stripped him of all his
credentials and his reputation was ruined,
in fact, his name became so synonymous with failure,
that for years to come, med students around the world were known to say
in time of mishap,

"Damn, I feel just like Abe Sacrabin."

Dr. Mephesto immediately began proceeds to adopt little Kevin.
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus,
it wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son.

They moved to Colorado, where they live in relative obscurity.
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles,
but on occasion, if you listen closely, you can hear his sweet golden
singing voice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of South Park.

"I am gopher boy pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, who will buy my raspberries?"


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is NIGH! [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2835161 - 06/28/04 02:17 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Why, I oughta!

Who said you could change the title of my thread?

Hey, that rhymes... :wink:



PS: I?m going to sleep now, so THE END will have to wait until tomorrow... :wink:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is NIGH! [Re: Papaver]
    #2835379 - 06/28/04 03:34 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: HI, SHIVA! HOW'S TRIX? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #2836145 - 06/28/04 01:13 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

10 BEGIN;
20 LET X = X;
30 IF X = Y THEN SEND $WORLD TO DEV/NULL;
40 PRINT "GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. HI, SHIVA! HOW'S TRIX?";
50 END IF;
60 END;
70 GOTO 10;

I went up really high, and I took pictures, and I discovered that we all live on the back of a Very Small Turtle...

"for Heaven is big enough
(it's all empty space
endless) to take in
unnumberabled non-numbers
of anything & everything
that has and aint
happened all over
anyway
or not at all

God Smiles"


--Jack Kerouac


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineBarbi
Plastic Person

Registered: 04/22/02
Posts: 12,976
Last seen: 12 years, 10 months
Re: HI, SHIVA! HOW'S TRIX? [Re: Papaver]
    #2836157 - 06/28/04 01:19 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

line numbers are so 1986


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: HI, BRAHMA! HOW'S TRIX? [Re: Barbi]
    #2836211 - 06/28/04 01:42 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hehehe... :wink:



In the beginning was the void; the zero; the empty set.
And from this sprang forth, the one; the number;
that which was quite simply not the zero.
And math was born; existence through binary opposition;
An infinite set of numbers, in an infinite number of sets;
And all was suddenly possible and describable;
All manner of patterns; formulae; and possibilities:

Flowers, Giraffes, and Children,
Video Games, MX Missiles, and Gods.

All existed, in place or theory, and all was good,
because all was.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
Female User Gallery

Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2836937 - 06/28/04 06:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Whoh no there goes Tokyo...go go Godzilla :evil:


--------------------
So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: OldSpice]
    #2837259 - 06/28/04 08:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

And it was good and they rested,
But the numbers were fruitful and did multiply.
Adding and adding to their number by much begating,
?Till there were so many numbers that they began to divide,
And choose up sides.

Subtracting and hacking from their ranks;
cleaving any not deemed part of the whole,
for those they said, had no soul.

And this made the turtle, who carried the whole lot on his back, very sad...

But upon hearing this, Brahman only smiled...

"Such is infinity," he said.


In the ocean there?s a very sad turtle
(Even tho the SS Mainline Fishin Ship
is reeling in the merit like mad)
Swims longmouthed & sad, looking
for the Impossible Except Once
afternoon when the Yoke, Oh,
the old Buddha Yoke set a-floatin
is in the water where the turtle raises
his be-watery snop to the sea
and the Yoke yokes the Turtle
a Eternity --
"Tell me O Bhikkus
what are the chances
of such a happening
for the turtle is old
and the yoke free
and the 7 oceans bigger
than any we see
in this tiny party."
Chances are slender --
In a million million billion kotis
of Aeons and Incalculables. Yes,
the Turtle will set that Yoke free,
but till then, harder yet
are the chances, for a man
to be reborn a man
in this Karma earth

--Jack Kerouac


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
Female User Gallery

Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: Papaver]
    #2837368 - 06/28/04 08:56 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

My daugher 22? has several BOC cd`s ....I used to play them so much when she was little that she knows just about all songs by heart...
She loves all the older music :smile: :thumbup:


--------------------
So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: OldSpice]
    #2837810 - 06/28/04 11:34 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



Off behind the barn you could hear the distressed metallic clanking, punctuated by the occasional stream of expletives, that often betrays the man who is simply "not one" with mechanics or carpentry -- one who is not zen, or in "the now," when it comes to building or fixing things. Jesus was a carpenter, and Clutch was a damn fine chopper mechanic -- this man was neither...


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: Papaver]
    #2840262 - 06/29/04 04:41 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Enjoy, New & Improved, Eternal Souls!?

Now Available With...

Original Sin Consequences
& Dualist Monotheism Choice Modules!



Eternal Souls -- The Original E-Solution!

Get Yours Today!
:laugh:


*Eternal Soul is a registered trademark of Godco a division of Infinity Inc.


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
Female User Gallery

Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: Papaver]
    #2841026 - 06/29/04 08:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Links?


--------------------
So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: OldSpice]
    #2841061 - 06/29/04 08:45 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



"This reluctance to accept the fact of his own consciousness," Dr Nathan wrote, "may reflect certain positional difficulties in the immediate context of time and space. The right-angle spiral of a stairwell may remind him of similar biases within the chemistry of the biological kingdom. This can be carried to remarkable lengths -- for example, the jutting balconies of the Hilton Hotel had become identified with the lost gill-slits of the dying film actress, Elizabeth Taylor. Much of Travis?s thought concerns what he terms ?the lost symmetry of the blastosphere? -- the primitive precursor of the embryo that is the last structure to preserve perfect symmetry in all planes. It occurred to Travis that our own bodies may conceal the rudiments of a symmetry not only about the vertical axis but also the horizontal. One recalls Goethe?s notion that the skull is formed of modified vertebrae -- similarly, the bones of the pelvis may constitute the remains of a lost sacral skull. The resemblance between histologies of lung and kidney has long been noted. Other correspondences of respiratory and urinogenital function come to mind, enshrined both in popular mythology (the supposed equivalence in size of nose and penis) and in psychoanalytic symbolism (the ?eyes? are a common code for the testicles). In conclusion, it seems that Travis?s extreme sensitivity to the volumes and geometry of the world around him, and their immediate translation into psychological terms, may reflect a belated attempt to return to a symmetrical world, one that will recapture the perfect symmetry of the blastosphere, and the acceptance of the ?Mythology of the Amniotic Return.? In his mind World War III represents the final self-destruction and imblaance of an asymmetric world, the last suicidal spasm of the dextrorotatory helix, DNA. The human organism is an atrocity exhibition at which he is an unwilling spectator ..."


*Text by J. G. Ballard


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleOldSpice
Geritol Breath...
Female User Gallery

Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
Re: Papaver is here, and the end is near [Re: Papaver]
    #2841081 - 06/29/04 08:55 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)



--------------------
So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty


You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office:biker:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Mephisto and Kevin. License_to_Chill 789 10 02/25/06 10:22 PM
by License_to_Chill
* Make Millions with Papaver's Amazing Patented Zero-Down Psychic Real Estate Techniques!!!
( 1 2 3 all )
PapaverS 5,011 43 04/22/16 05:55 PM
by Shroomism
* OFFICIAL Kevin Bacon appreciation thread
( 1 2 all )
disturbed 3,791 23 11/19/07 03:59 PM
by Bridgeburner
* For sale, the patented Papaver Wax! ZippoZM 843 6 08/30/06 06:36 PM
by ZippoZ
* Papaver Somniferum Discussion dumbfounded1600 626 2 08/12/08 11:36 PM
by Prisoner#1
* Kevin Rudd
( 1 2 all )
indica 2,699 36 11/26/07 08:00 AM
by Psilobuds
* Who Created Papaver? Fuman 734 13 04/23/04 08:19 AM
by Snape
* Papaver
( 1 2 all )
ShroomismM
909 26 08/03/05 04:28 PM
by Shroomism

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,099 topic views. 12 members, 92 guests and 52 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Shroom Supply
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2017 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.044 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 19 queries.