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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28336595 - 05/27/23 07:27 AM (8 months, 30 days ago)

You must have been born on a highway. Thatโ€™s where most accidents happen.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
    #28336664 - 05/27/23 08:52 AM (8 months, 30 days ago)

You must have been born in a place where people talk a lot of crap about other people and act like it's okay to hurt their feelings and insult them


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28336667 - 05/27/23 09:00 AM (8 months, 30 days ago)



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28336677 - 05/27/23 09:05 AM (8 months, 30 days ago)

There is no scientific evidence that supports the theory that your life is important.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28336707 - 05/27/23 09:24 AM (8 months, 30 days ago)

Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28336812 - 05/27/23 11:03 AM (8 months, 30 days ago)

You shall address me by my government name, peasant :kingcrankey: : SSN:###-##-####


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28336848 - 05/27/23 11:36 AM (8 months, 30 days ago)

you wipe from top to bottom and give your balls the chocolate stank kiss on each wipe


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28336950 - 05/27/23 12:53 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

At least I have balls :burn:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28337086 - 05/27/23 02:23 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

ovaries dont count tardo


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #28337134 - 05/27/23 03:31 PM (8 months, 30 days ago)

I counted your mom's ovaries last night :house:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28337962 - 05/28/23 07:54 AM (8 months, 29 days ago)

Is a really crappy sex educational instructor that cannot tell everyone in the chat how many ovaries is Mom accurately has


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28337988 - 05/28/23 08:29 AM (8 months, 29 days ago)

I bet you are a terrorist, therefore I can't teach you sex Ed and drivers Ed on the same days......the camels would get too tired :house:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28338182 - 05/28/23 11:08 AM (8 months, 29 days ago)

got fired for attempting a mid day self prostate massage....
... from every job he's ever had


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28338201 - 05/28/23 11:30 AM (8 months, 29 days ago)

Quote:

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I bet you are a terrorist, therefore I can't teach you sex Ed and drivers Ed on the same days......the camels would get too tired :house:




Doesn't really appreciate what those camels do for us

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got fired for attempting a mid day self prostate massage....
... from every job he's ever had





Makes videos where he provokes cops to beat his ass just so he can complain about wrongful arrests and his constitutional rights and post it all over YouTube. Where he usually gets a million hits and lots of sympathy from people in the comment section promoting him suing the city for the violation of his constitutional rights and firing the cops for the violence imposed on him by corrupt police officers. Nonetheless you still beat the situations just for views on YouTube.

And the only reason you get a million hits for every video is because I watch every video a million times in a row.

Get a life


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28338207 - 05/28/23 11:36 AM (8 months, 29 days ago)

I heard you fucked an ostrich


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28338220 - 05/28/23 11:50 AM (8 months, 29 days ago)

I heard you identified as an ostrich


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #28338249 - 05/28/23 12:37 PM (8 months, 29 days ago)

Quote:

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I heard you fucked an ostrich



Allegedly


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28338334 - 05/28/23 02:24 PM (8 months, 29 days ago)

Quote:

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I heard you fucked an ostrich




It had better manners then your mom

It had better manners than your mom

Edit: oops :facepalm: I feel so stupid we are not referring to past tense. As though one came before the other

We are referring to present tense :smirk:


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

Edited by imachavel (05/28/23 02:32 PM)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28338341 - 05/28/23 02:32 PM (8 months, 29 days ago)

You pee while sitting down. Pathetic


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sure]
    #28338344 - 05/28/23 02:34 PM (8 months, 29 days ago)

You stand up while taking a shit. And before the business meeting. So when you enter the meeting everyone feels like they have to attend these crappy meetings in this crappy place that smells like crap for some reason


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