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Learyfan
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Judge suspected of masturbating in court
#2824254 - 06/24/04 01:28 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yahoo story
OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - Oklahoma's attorney general wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, a spokesman for the office said on Thursday.
Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed a petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the removal of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution."
Thompson was not immediately available for comment. The judge, elected to the bench in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.
In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.
"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.
Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.
According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend.
The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators.
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Learyfan]
#2824491 - 06/24/04 02:25 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haha
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Learyfan]
#2825856 - 06/24/04 09:59 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution."
lo...l i bet they had to dig hard to find that old lingering constitutional violation....no criminal charges.. to go out of the way to dig up blue laws...??...
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: motaman]
#2828788 - 06/25/04 05:47 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Learyfan]
#2828946 - 06/25/04 07:04 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is too funny
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Learyfan]
#2829910 - 06/26/04 04:57 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahaha wtf! that's insane
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Learyfan]
#2831327 - 06/26/04 05:04 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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he was shaving his balls in court? that's fugged up
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Learyfan]
#2831357 - 06/26/04 05:21 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Like its such an abnormal thing to masterbate in court
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Learyfan]
#2831585 - 06/26/04 07:05 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Brilliant! I knew I should have used the "it was a gag gift from a friend" excuse whenever I got caught shaving my balls at school...
And the way he fired his reporter "for cooperating with investigators" - clearly the poor guy is unhinged!
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: Rob_K]
#2832443 - 06/27/04 02:52 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL
this is a true story it was on the other night on the local news station...
there was the older ladies crying and forcing out words like 'penis pump' and kept refering to 'that noise' LOL
but yeah, what a freak.
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: StonedShroom]
#2833282 - 06/27/04 11:56 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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that noise, hahahaha
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Re: Judge suspected of masturbating in court [Re: StonedShroom]
#2840171 - 06/29/04 02:22 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Oklahoma is the only state that Arkansas can make fun of. When you've got Arkansas raggin' your ass, you're pretty low on the food chain."
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Oh man you no idea. Im stuck in oklahoma for a month. I hadn't seen my father for 2 years so i thought id better visit ( Im from Eugene, Oregon ) So im stuck here, and let me tell you im either going to go crazy or kill someone lol its been 5 days and its getting to me i wonder what condition i will be in in a month.
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ClownHerdR
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As i told my friend im stuck in a huge box of a house with a door a chandelier in the middle of a frying pan with satellite tv stations straight from iran. And i don't speak Farsi
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