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NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK 21
#28319246 - 05/14/23 08:42 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Are you tired of scouring the forums and getting different answers? Do you see posts of people saying they get cracker dry shrooms in 6 hours at 120F even though you dried yours for 8 hours at 130F and they got bendy again in a week? GUESS WHAT NEW FIRE UNDENIABLE STANDARD DEHYDRATION TEK FOR MUSHROOMS JUST DROPPED.
Tools needed: 1. A dehydrator either new or used that can go up to 160F and be used for 24 hours. 2. Food grade Desiccant packs that allow for reuse. 3. Air tight jars whether plastic or glass. 4. Fucking fresh ass wet stanky mushrooms (poorly dried shrooms can be substituted). 5. A scalpel or your gorilla ass hands to tear apart thick meaty fucking 100 grammer shrooms.
Steps to be taken: 1. Plug that dehydrator in because you’re not here to fuck around. 2. Grab your favorite wet shrooms (this can be where you slice thick chunkers in half) and toss them on the trays. 3. Surprise motha fucka toss 2-4 desiccant packs in with the shrooms in the dehydrator for each quart jar you plan on stuffing. You add the desiccants packs into the dehydrator as well so they can be void of moisture and work properly the first time. 4. Click some buttons and change the temperature to 160F and the time to 24HRs. 5. You guessed it now you gotta wait. 6. After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.
I WILL NOW ACCEPT Q&A.
Q. Can I use any other method such as X, Y, or Z? A. No shuttup. I don’t care about how a Pacific Islander African tribe does this in some remote part of the world. This is the most standard and undeniable way that it will dry your shrooms to where you will have no issues after you open them months or years from now (1).
Q. I’m worried about my carbon foot print from using the dehydrator and its ecological impact. Is there anything I can do about this? A. You can quit being a sissy nanny and get over it. Corporations pollute an unimaginable magnitude higher than all the humans in the world. Nothing you do will match or offset their greed and hate for the environment.
Q. I’ve read from multiple 18 year old threads that high heat or prolonged exposure to high heat can degrade or damage the actives. Should I change the time/temperature? A. Did you not read a single fucking word of my from gods mouth to your ears post? NO 24 HOURS AND 160F. During the act of drying you will lose some amount of actives but overall will be negligible.
Q. 30$ is a lot of money and I can’t afford it. What can I do? A. Get a job, suck 20 dicks, or buy a used one for 5$-20$. You’re gonna have so many mushrooms you ain’t know what to do with them all eventually and it’ll pay for itself 100x over.
Q. Do you have any pictures? I’m a very visual person. A. I do have pictures but you’re not going to get them because you needa get some points for your free pizza from accelerated reading somehow.
Q. I don’t feel like my food grade reusable desiccant packs are being properly dried. Is there a better way to do it? A. RTFM. Your desiccant pack should come with instructions on how to properly dehydrate/recharge them. Mine mention 0.5-2 hours baked at 200F-250F.
Q. I’m unable to find answer to my question here. Is there someway I can contact you? A. No I’m too busy being a troll and providing obtuse/abstract answers to new peoples post. Any questions will be promptly ignored.
Foot notes. (1). There are no guarantees or warranties from implicit or otherwise stated facts. If you have issues maybe you should get a tissue.
Edited by Screwup (05/14/23 09:27 AM)
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 3
#28319255 - 05/14/23 08:49 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Screwup said: I WILL NOW ACCEPT Q&A.
Q. Can I use any other method such as X, Y, or Z? A. No shuttup. I don’t care about how a Pacific Islander African tribe does this in some remote part of the world. This is the most standard and undeniable way that it will dry your shrooms to where you will have no issues after you open them months or years from now (1).
In the interests of a slight nod to inclusivity and a point of accuracy, I would slightly amend this paragraph thusly:
No shuttup. I don’t care about how a Pacific Islander African tribe, or socially inept English brought up in 19th Century style boarding schools, who are unable to string together a coherent sentence that isn't pretentious, do this in some remote part of the world. This is the most standard and undeniable way that it will dry your shrooms to where you will have no issues after you open them months or years from now
Speaking as someone brought up for some time in boarding schools stuck in the 19th Century. This is largely why I trip now after all, to undo that damage. Just a thought.
Otherwise...
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Edited by johnukguy (05/14/23 09:36 AM)
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 2
#28319260 - 05/14/23 08:50 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Desiccant tossed into your dehydrator defeats the purpose of either, the air is moving too fast for the desiccant to be of any use in this situation and should be implemented after the dehydration cycle inside your jars to prevent re-hydration. Desiccant does not assist in removing water from something, but absorbing ambient hydration in the air, the dehydrator makes the ambient air hot enough so that water cannot stay, therefore the desiccant does not absorb anything, but looses hydration.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: mushhead] 2
#28319265 - 05/14/23 08:52 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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I'm assuming that the desiccant part was indeed meant to be applied to the storage rather than the dehydration stage. But the energy is impressive. This section for example:
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After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.
EDIT: Then again there is the section where it does look like desiccant is reactivated/dried I'm thinking, with the shrooms. So you have a point but if if they're food grade, that should work right?
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Edited by johnukguy (05/14/23 09:00 AM)
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 4
#28319272 - 05/14/23 08:57 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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LMFAO
Think he was talking about the method of drying as in yes there are multiple ways to dry but this is the right way to do it .And he's saying put the packets into the jars once they're done drying. Am I reading the same thing here ?
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: johnukguy] 2
#28319277 - 05/14/23 08:59 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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mushhead said: Desiccant tossed into your dehydrator defeats the purpose of either, the air is moving too fast for the desiccant to be of any use in this situation and should be implemented after the dehydration cycle inside your jars to prevent re-hydration. Desiccant does not assist in removing water from something, but absorbing ambient hydration in the air, the dehydrator makes the ambient air hot enough so that water cannot stay, therefore the desiccant does not absorb anything, but looses hydration.
From what little I’ve seen desiccants need to be “charged” to be most effective. IE during periods of non use or even storage they’ll gather moisture so you’d want to dehydrate them as well before using. You can also see tbis on the packets they come in. They mention using the oven for like 2-3 hours & 200F.
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johnukguy said: I'm assuming that the desiccant part was indeed meant to be applied to the storage rather than the dehydration stage. But the energy is impressive. This section for example:
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After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.
What Johnukguy said.
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Edited by Screwup (05/14/23 09:00 AM)
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: johnukguy] 4
#28319285 - 05/14/23 09:03 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
johnukguy said: I'm assuming that the desiccant part was indeed meant to be applied to the storage rather than the dehydration stage. But the energy is impressive. This section for example:
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After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.
I keep my desiccant packs in a sealed mason jar. I’ll take a couple out and put them in the dehydrator for the drying cycle. The mushrooms and the desiccant come out dry. If your desiccant is out in the air then the moisture content in the desiccant will rehydrate the mushrooms when you seal them up.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: The Tao] 2
#28319293 - 05/14/23 09:14 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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The Tao said:
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johnukguy said: I'm assuming that the desiccant part was indeed meant to be applied to the storage rather than the dehydration stage. But the energy is impressive. This section for example:
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After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.
I keep my desiccant packs in a sealed mason jar. I’ll take a couple out and put them in the dehydrator for the drying cycle. The mushrooms and the desiccant come out dry. If your desiccant is out in the air then the moisture content in the desiccant will rehydrate the mushrooms when you seal them up.

This is another way to do it but since I’m already dehydrating the shrooms I may as well have the packs dehydrated with them as well to be as fresh as possible.
I edited OP for further clarification. If this is not good enough I have three words for you.
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Edited by Screwup (05/14/23 09:16 AM)
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 3
#28319305 - 05/14/23 09:22 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Screwup said:
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mushhead said: Desiccant tossed into your dehydrator defeats the purpose of either, the air is moving too fast for the desiccant to be of any use in this situation and should be implemented after the dehydration cycle inside your jars to prevent re-hydration. Desiccant does not assist in removing water from something, but absorbing ambient hydration in the air, the dehydrator makes the ambient air hot enough so that water cannot stay, therefore the desiccant does not absorb anything, but looses hydration.
From what little I’ve seen desiccants need to be “charged” to be most effective. IE during periods of non use or even storage they’ll gather moisture so you’d want to dehydrate them as well before using. You can also see tbis on the packets they come in. They mention using the oven for like 2-3 hours & 200F.
Fair point, that did not cross my mind as I was reading things through.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: mushhead] 7
#28319312 - 05/14/23 09:26 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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My name is SirPsycho and I endorse this message.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 4
#28319315 - 05/14/23 09:28 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Love your style man, keep being you.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 4
#28319321 - 05/14/23 09:30 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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I dry the mushrooms and desiccant packs together. I’m trying to minimize my carbon footprint as well. Would the three words be in CAPS?
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: The Tao] 1
#28319325 - 05/14/23 09:35 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Ah my bad I misunderstood. Thought you meant you dehydrated the packs and then threw them in the air right jars for later use.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 3
#28319332 - 05/14/23 09:46 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Screwup's excellent advisory does have me however half expecting someone to ask about fanning the mushrooms in the jars because...CO2.
Then again, slightly off topic - I am starting to have nightmares about CO2 smothering me in my sleep because it's all down at the level of the bed. I'll have to build a machine, with levers, pullies, cogs, and suchlike to ensure that there is regular fanning at night. I'm not that tall so I am in imminent danger of being smothered by all the CO2 that is pooling around us up to a height of about four feet or so.
A small box, with a gpu fan in it and a fake Hepa filter, about 9 inches across, taped to a sorry looking mangled tote would help too. I know it will work, someone built one on YouTube so it's totally legit.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: johnukguy] 4
#28319334 - 05/14/23 09:49 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Don’t forget to cross reference your YouTube resources with 20+ year old threads and tik toks from influencers.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 2
#28319339 - 05/14/23 09:53 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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Goddammit man you're right! I knew I'd missed something important. It's that piece of undeniable evidence, just cos, based exactly as you say, on a twenty year old thread, that just slays all opposition and is in that tik tok video that's about 30 seconds long. I'm slipping, I really am. It's the CO2 I tells ya.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Screwup] 2
#28319409 - 05/14/23 11:00 AM (8 months, 11 days ago) |
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This was sorely needed but I'm afraid it will be promptly ignored because people seem to have a hard time with the search function, which I love for it's for its many features that allow you to drill down with minimal effort. But, as with any software I've developed, give people more power and options and you end up alienating some users because they get intimidated by looking at it instead of taking a deep breath and trying to see and understand it.
This was a long-winded douchebaggy way of saying I request that this be added to the sticky newb info thread.
Edited by Hysteria (05/14/23 11:06 AM)
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: SirPsycho] 2
#28319617 - 05/14/23 02:48 PM (8 months, 10 days ago) |
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I can't see your avatar without also seeing monster carrot. Obscure reference but it's true. I hope anyone who reads this is inflicted with the same illness.

Edited by AspectOfTheCreator (05/14/23 02:59 PM)
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But on reddit someone told me to scatter fresh mushrooms on the roof of my house and leave them there for 98 days with 4.5 box fans and they'll turn out perfect? I'm on day 19 and I am not sure it is working. Should I get a new roof? That will be hard since I am using my neighbor's roof without his knowledge and I spent all my money on Uncle Ben's bags anyway. Thanks for the help.
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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Yuggoth] 2
#28319673 - 05/14/23 03:47 PM (8 months, 10 days ago) |
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Did you remember to do this before the moon was full and after mercury was in retrograde? Don’t forget to also consult a Buddhist monk on the third Sunday of the year.
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