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NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK * 21
    #28319246 - 05/14/23 08:42 AM (8 months, 11 days ago)

Are you tired of scouring the forums and getting different answers? Do you see posts of people saying they get cracker dry shrooms in 6 hours at 120F even though you dried yours for 8 hours at 130F and they got bendy again in a week? GUESS WHAT NEW FIRE UNDENIABLE STANDARD DEHYDRATION TEK FOR MUSHROOMS JUST DROPPED.

Tools needed:
1. A dehydrator either new or used that can go up to 160F and be used for 24 hours.
2. Food grade Desiccant packs that allow for reuse.
3. Air tight jars whether plastic or glass.
4. Fucking fresh ass wet stanky mushrooms (poorly dried shrooms can be substituted).
5. A scalpel or your gorilla ass hands to tear apart thick meaty fucking 100 grammer shrooms.

Steps to be taken:
1. Plug that dehydrator in because you’re not here to fuck around.
2. Grab your favorite wet shrooms (this can be where you slice thick chunkers in half) and toss them on the trays.
3. Surprise motha fucka toss 2-4 desiccant packs in with the shrooms in the dehydrator for each quart jar you plan on stuffing. You add the desiccants packs into the dehydrator as well so they can be void of moisture and work properly the first time.
4. Click some buttons and change the temperature to 160F and the time to 24HRs.
5. You guessed it now you gotta wait.
6. After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.

I WILL NOW ACCEPT Q&A.

Q. Can I use any other method such as X, Y, or Z?
A. No shuttup. I don’t care about how a Pacific Islander African tribe does this in some remote part of the world. This is the most standard and undeniable way that it will dry your shrooms to where you will have no issues after you open them months or years from now (1).

Q. I’m worried about my carbon foot print from using the dehydrator and its ecological impact. Is there anything I can do about this?
A. You can quit being a sissy nanny and get over it. Corporations pollute an unimaginable magnitude higher than all the humans in the world. Nothing you do will match or offset their greed and hate for the environment.

Q. I’ve read from multiple 18 year old threads that high heat or prolonged exposure to high heat can degrade or damage the actives. Should I change the time/temperature?
A. Did you not read a single fucking word of my from gods mouth to your ears post? NO 24 HOURS AND 160F. During the act of drying you will lose some amount of actives but overall will be negligible.

Q. 30$ is a lot of money and I can’t afford it. What can I do?
A. Get a job, suck 20 dicks, or buy a used one for 5$-20$. You’re gonna have so many mushrooms you ain’t know what to do with them all eventually and it’ll pay for itself 100x over.

Q. Do you have any pictures? I’m a very visual person.
A. I do have pictures but you’re not going to get them because you needa get some points for your free pizza from accelerated reading somehow.

Q. I don’t feel like my food grade reusable desiccant packs are being properly dried. Is there a better way to do it?
A. RTFM. Your desiccant pack should come with instructions on how to properly dehydrate/recharge them. Mine mention 0.5-2 hours baked at 200F-250F.

Q. I’m unable to find answer to my question here. Is there someway I can contact you?
A. No I’m too busy being a troll and providing obtuse/abstract answers to new peoples post. Any questions will be promptly ignored. 

Foot notes.
(1). There are no guarantees or warranties from implicit or otherwise stated facts. If you have issues maybe you should get a tissue.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: johnukguy] * 2
    #28319277 - 05/14/23 08:59 AM (8 months, 11 days ago)

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mushhead said:
Desiccant tossed into your dehydrator defeats the purpose of either, the air is moving too fast for the desiccant to be of any use in this situation and should be implemented after the dehydration cycle inside your jars to prevent re-hydration.
Desiccant does not assist in removing water from something, but absorbing ambient hydration in the air, the dehydrator makes the ambient air hot enough so that water cannot stay, therefore the desiccant does not absorb anything, but looses hydration.



From what little I’ve seen desiccants need to be “charged” to be most effective. IE during periods of non use or even storage they’ll gather moisture so you’d want to dehydrate them as well before using. You can also see tbis on the packets they come in. They mention using the oven for like 2-3 hours & 200F.

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johnukguy said:
I'm assuming that the desiccant part was indeed meant to be applied to the storage rather than the dehydration stage. But the energy is impressive. This section for example:

Quote:

After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.







What Johnukguy said.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: The Tao] * 2
    #28319293 - 05/14/23 09:14 AM (8 months, 11 days ago)

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The Tao said:
Quote:

johnukguy said:
I'm assuming that the desiccant part was indeed meant to be applied to the storage rather than the dehydration stage. But the energy is impressive. This section for example:

Quote:

After the 24 hours has passed you now got some dry ass mushrooms and desiccant packs to throw in air tight jars that should be kept in a cool, dark, dry place like ya mums poontang.







I keep my desiccant packs in a sealed mason jar. I’ll take a couple out and put them in the dehydrator for the drying cycle. The mushrooms and the desiccant come out dry. If your desiccant is out in the air then the moisture content in the desiccant will rehydrate the mushrooms when you seal them up.



:whathesaid:

This is another way to do it but since I’m already dehydrating the shrooms I may as well have the packs dehydrated with them as well to be as fresh as possible.

I edited OP for further clarification. If this is not good enough I have three words for you.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: The Tao] * 1
    #28319325 - 05/14/23 09:35 AM (8 months, 11 days ago)

Ah my bad I misunderstood. Thought you meant you dehydrated the packs and then threw them in the air right jars for later use.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: johnukguy] * 4
    #28319334 - 05/14/23 09:49 AM (8 months, 11 days ago)

Don’t forget to cross reference your YouTube resources with 20+ year old threads and tik toks from influencers.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Yuggoth] * 2
    #28319673 - 05/14/23 03:47 PM (8 months, 10 days ago)

Did you remember to do this before the moon was full and after mercury was in retrograde? Don’t forget to also consult a Buddhist monk on the third Sunday of the year.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Way]
    #28321841 - 05/16/23 11:04 AM (8 months, 9 days ago)

Man I just don’t need anything running longer than it needs to be heating up my house. Lmao heats unbearable as is.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: AspectOfTheCreator] * 3
    #28321888 - 05/16/23 11:47 AM (8 months, 9 days ago)

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AspectOfTheCreator said:
Really think you should add a note about drying to constant weight. Once you THINK the mushrooms are dry, remove from dehydrator and weigh. Note the weight then place back in the dehydrator for another hour. Take the weight again and if it hasnt changed you can be guaranteed theyre dry. For best results use a scale with 2 decimal places. 0.00 g



I understand the sentiment but if you’re cracking your 100G+ in half and doing 24HRs at 160F they’ll be dry. I’ve dried them whole before this way with no issue. If someone wants to do that (which I have done myself at the start) they could for their own posterity. After a while you trust the process to deliver consistent results. If someone told me they dried this at 24HRs for 160F and then weighed it at 23 hours and then 24 hours with a weight difference I’d call bullshit so fast.

The issue with this will then be someone dries it for 6 hours and goes wow I got XX weight. They dry it for another hour and get the same XX weight. Now they always dry their fruits this way until one day they realize their shit wasn’t fully dried.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: AspectOfTheCreator] * 5
    #28322046 - 05/16/23 02:23 PM (8 months, 8 days ago)

Which is fine for you but again this is the guaranteed way to get dried fruits and not worry about it months or years down the road. How many people post “I dry my shrooms to cracker dry and they were potent a few months ago but now they aren’t? Also I’d dried them for 8 hours”.

Being worried about exposing them to heat or air is nonsense compared to not drying them properly.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: ichnoguy] * 1
    #28322806 - 05/17/23 06:11 AM (8 months, 8 days ago)

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ichnoguy said:
For your health the driest places on earth are cold most of the time.

https://www.inforum.com/weather/weathertalk-the-worlds-driest-place-is-in-antarctica#:~:text=The%20driest%20place%20on%20Earth,blow%20down%20from%20nearby%20mountains.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMurdo_Dry_Valleys

https://i.redd.it/uxeex0tmexa31.jpg



Idk how this is relevant but aight lol. And how long have you stored the fridge dried ones?

At this point there’s a reason the people who know way more than me say to do this. Because it works and provides consistent results.

For the fun of it dry some mushrooms in the fridge, record their weight, put them in the dehydrator, record their weight again, put mushrooms in various jars with set times to be opened and test if they have degraded with only fridge dried or fridge + dehydrator dried.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Hysteria] * 1
    #28323088 - 05/17/23 10:21 AM (8 months, 8 days ago)

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Hysteria said:
Hey boss, you didn't mention what size desiccant packs, but you said 2-4 per quart jar...5g packs?



So that’s hard to say because I actually use 5G packs when I just checked. Idk how little is too little but more is more better ya know?


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Yahra] * 2
    #28323095 - 05/17/23 10:24 AM (8 months, 8 days ago)

The guy right above you :smile:?


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Yahra] * 1
    #28323122 - 05/17/23 10:42 AM (8 months, 8 days ago)

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Yahra said:
Yeah, he beat me to it.

Sometimes i am slow.

:cryaboutit:



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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Hysteria] * 1
    #28323123 - 05/17/23 10:43 AM (8 months, 8 days ago)

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Hysteria said:
That is great, thank you (and Yahra)! So 1.0425g per quart jar. I think you're right, 1g seems sufficient, but a 5g is small enough and cheap enough, while also having enough margin for error to give peace of mind and make up for things like defects/early degradation.



Yeah I mean I think I spent like 10$ for 50-75 packets? Not too worried about putting more than may be necessary. Having room for error is better than the bare minimum IMO.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: johnukguy] * 1
    #28362340 - 06/16/23 04:31 PM (7 months, 8 days ago)

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johnukguy said:
Giving this thread a slight bump because it deserves it. Also to say that I'm just waiting on that one guy, stuck in 2003,
who will come along and claim that he can dry his big harvest of fruits at 120 F for 6 hours and they'll be truly cracker dry. There's always one.



I’ve always put all my fruits in front of my grand fathers old manual powered fan for 30 minutes and never had any issues this tek seems like over kill.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Floret]
    #28451978 - 08/30/23 03:52 AM (4 months, 27 days ago)

That doesn’t make any sense…all that indicates is that the packets have dehydrated. Most of those depending on temperature states like 30mins-2 hours to dry them.

If you just mean because you want to kill two birds one stone then sure but that IMO does not indicate what you said.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: Floret]
    #28452008 - 08/30/23 05:08 AM (4 months, 27 days ago)

Yeah I wouldnt trust that. Put some at the beginning of your drying cycle and then I’d have a little more trust in that. Mine also blows horizontal as it’s a cosori.


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: RoscoeReturns]
    #28452036 - 08/30/23 06:02 AM (4 months, 27 days ago)

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I’ve had mixed result trying to dry out desiccant packs in my dehydrator. I like the idea, but the indicators don’t always change even after many hours. Most will instruct to bake at higher temps than my dehydrator is capable of, so maybe that’s the thing.



Yeah I was gonna say I know mine recommend like 200F~ I think. I usually throw them in at the start of the 24 hours and I havent had any issues yet but…


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Re: NEW 2023 DEHYDRATOR/DEHYDRATION TEK [Re: B Traven] * 2
    #28460754 - 09/06/23 05:08 PM (4 months, 19 days ago)

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