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Anonymous #1

Big tree on lawn, no garage
    #28273538 - 04/11/23 08:27 PM (9 months, 12 days ago)

Birds are shitting on my car pretty much daily now that the weather is warming up.  It’s very frustrating.  I’m a renter and don’t want the tree cut down anyways, but fuck I want something.

I bought a car cover but haven’t used it.  I’m guessing it’d be a bigger pain in the ass taking it off and on compared to cleaning the shit on my car, let alone thatd get shit on daily too.

Buying like a makeshift garage/roof seems like my only option.  Does anyone have another idea or a good makeshift roof,?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Big tree on lawn, no garage [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28274393 - 04/12/23 12:31 PM (9 months, 12 days ago)

Bird repellent of some kind? Invite a hawk to the neighborhood to deal with the birds?


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Anonymous #3

Re: Big tree on lawn, no garage [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28275293 - 04/13/23 02:10 AM (9 months, 11 days ago)

Sell the car and get a bicycle.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Big tree on lawn, no garage [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #28279753 - 04/15/23 10:38 PM (9 months, 8 days ago)

Maybe if you shit on the birds a time or two they may reconsider their attitude towards you?
Some say bird shit is good luck so at least you have that going for you.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Big tree on lawn, no garage [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28295877 - 04/26/23 07:58 AM (8 months, 29 days ago)

trim some overhanging branches or adopt an outdoor cat to harass the birds


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Anonymous #6

Re: Big tree on lawn, no garage [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28300086 - 04/29/23 02:10 PM (8 months, 26 days ago)

Get a 12 gauge shotgun and scream go away birds and rack that sucker one good time. :naughty:


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