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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28243703 - 03/23/23 08:51 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Doesnt have or use a toilet. Specifically removed his toilet from his home.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound]
    #28243705 - 03/23/23 08:53 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

His balls bounce off the bottom of the bowl when he sits down to take a shit.  This is intentional: he claims the water freshens his nuts


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #28243711 - 03/23/23 08:56 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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Northerner said:
Throws bouncy balls as hard as possible in the toilet.



Bro what the fuck Iโ€™m lmao


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28243718 - 03/23/23 09:01 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Dabs his ballsweat on his neck because โ€œit produces โ€œatural pheromones to attract the ladiesโ€..

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NotSheekle]
    #28244017 - 03/24/23 02:06 AM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Idolizes Andrew Tate

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MonoVision] * 1
    #28244571 - 03/24/23 11:59 AM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Idolizes Greta Thunberg
:thatsallfolks:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 3
    #28244575 - 03/24/23 12:00 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

idolizes an empty tin can of baked beans


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28244820 - 03/24/23 02:22 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Licks rust from old tools he sees at pawn shops but doesnโ€™t buy them.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 2
    #28244908 - 03/24/23 03:38 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

His girlfriend walked in on him masturbating to Salad Fingers, but didn't leave.  Now he's in over his head


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28244924 - 03/24/23 03:51 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Cries over spilled milk as an adult.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 2
    #28244929 - 03/24/23 03:52 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Cries milk in a lactating lament


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28245082 - 03/24/23 05:40 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Purchases used clothing from good will before it gets cleaned and wears it out the store


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 1
    #28245225 - 03/24/23 07:54 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

collects the blue chemical from Porta pottys.
Brags about making the best artic smoothies


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute] * 1
    #28245235 - 03/24/23 08:14 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Insults people on the internet and gets a rush out of it. His dad touched him as a child.

At Christmas. He gave him a hug and said "Merry Christmas." Had a really good family. They paid for him to go to college.

Why did he grow up so messed up?

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Purchases used clothing from good will before it gets cleaned and wears it out the store




Has bought a lot of clothes from Goodwill. Was homeless himself most of his life. Definitely understands the low end of things and getting treated like crap just because he can't afford to pay rent.

One day he wins the lottery. Like millions of dollars. The first thing he does after buying a bunch of nice clothes and walking down the street looking like a millionaire is walked by a homeless guy and lecture him "you loser junkie drug addict piece of fucking shit. I hate lazy unmotivated poor ass homeless trash motherfucker like you that has no ambition in life. can't get up and work for two days and pull yourself up by your own bootstraps like one of our previous presidents said. Can't keep pull yourself up by your boost straps? You want motivated piece of trash. Always wanting something for free. You bum. You piece of crap. You want money and free drugs and free booze? Try getting a job and contributing to this country like everyone else."

Hey man I just want to say I think you're the worst type of person

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28245398 - 03/24/23 10:52 PM (11 months, 1 day ago)

loves the smell of gooch


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #28245473 - 03/25/23 12:15 AM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Seriously you gotta stop dmโ€™ing me your sounding vids. Like you do you, but I don even kno you.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LadyBird123] * 1
    #28245705 - 03/25/23 07:37 AM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Wears an anal speculum instead of a butt plug so he leaks all over public property


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 1
    #28245723 - 03/25/23 07:53 AM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Instead of going to the hospital for an unfortunate prolapse they decided to โ€œtreat it at homeโ€ by neatly snipping it off with a pair of hedge clippers.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28245782 - 03/25/23 08:24 AM (11 months, 1 day ago)

has only ever had a relationship with a sex doll, is planning to marry her


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28245938 - 03/25/23 11:27 AM (11 months, 1 day ago)

Tried to get a soda from the vending machine, but even it was so repulsed by your social awkwardness that it withheld the drink and closed its dispensing slot.

โ€œBut I paid!โ€ you then whined โ€œYou owe me this!โ€


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