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Bigbadwooof
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Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! 2
#28238236 - 03/20/23 03:55 PM (10 months, 3 days ago) |
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Putin’s Wagner mercenary army recruiting fighters for Ukraine war on Pornhub
Russia’s Wagner mercenary group is so hard-pressed to replenish its ranks depleted by months of bloody battles in Ukraine that it has turned to Pornhub to recruit soldiers.
The private army, founded by Yevgeny Prigozhin, a close ally of Russian President Vladimir Putin, has placed a highly suggestive ad on the popular porn site, urging male viewers to stop pleasuring themselves and instead apply for a job at Wagner.
In the commercial, a blonde woman wearing red lipstick is seen twirling an oversized lollipop in her mouth, while a husky female voice purrs in the background: “we are the f–king coolest private army in the world.”
“We are recruiting fighters from all regions of Russia.
“Don’t whack off, go work for PMC Wagner.”
Then a phone number appears on the screen, which is said to be associated with Wagner Group recruiters.
The Ukrainian news outlet Ukrainskaya Pravda, which reported on the story, said that the video has been shared on Telegram channels by people living in the Kemerovo and Volgograd regions of Russia.
What the fuck!?! lmao!
"Don't Jerk off, come fight our stupid war"! If those are my options, jerking off will always be a winner!
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mycosis


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Re: Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! [Re: Bigbadwooof] 3
#28238248 - 03/20/23 04:02 PM (10 months, 3 days ago) |
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The Wanker Group.
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Bigbadwooof
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Re: Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! [Re: mycosis]
#28238884 - 03/20/23 09:53 PM (10 months, 3 days ago) |
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mycosis said: The Wanker Group.

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nooneman


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Re: Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#28238963 - 03/20/23 11:23 PM (10 months, 2 days ago) |
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Yeah, think I'm definitely gonna jerk off instead of being cannon fodder in an unwinnable and pointless war.
You know the people in charge of the Wagner group are all fucking hot chicks in Russia while their soldiers get killed by the hundreds.
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Kryptos
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Re: Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! [Re: nooneman]
#28239005 - 03/21/23 12:38 AM (10 months, 2 days ago) |
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Much like any other industry, a high-turnover environment in the military offers ample advancement opportunities to those willing to take their chances in the modern, fast-paced battlefield environment
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Tulipslave
Homo sapiens sapiens, lol

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Re: Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! [Re: Kryptos]
#28239214 - 03/21/23 07:23 AM (10 months, 2 days ago) |
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Maybe if they were offering conjugal visits......?
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bohdidouble
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Re: Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#28239323 - 03/21/23 09:08 AM (10 months, 2 days ago) |
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lowkey PH is a great place to promote anything.. maybe they could try subliminals lol
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Bigbadwooof
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Re: Russia's Wagner Group Recruiting on Pornhub! [Re: bohdidouble]
#28239359 - 03/21/23 09:37 AM (10 months, 2 days ago) |
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bohdidouble said: lowkey PH is a great place to promote anything.. maybe they could try subliminals lol
Subliminals? Like subliminal messages? They had a chick in the background sucking a lollipop like it was her job (And it is her job!).
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