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The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control?
    #2823272 - 06/24/04 07:33 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)


Mushroom Control? was intitially established in Spaceville, 1963 by StuEmmettMatijaSamYumHeh. It has been the leading, most sucessful
mushroom organisation known to science.  This is a prime example of a sucessful mission in the hands
of Mushroom Control? -  Hanky   and Gnome Leader  Merkaba , and his sidekick  Samyumheh .
Contact with Mushroom Control? was done through the use of Gnome TXT message phones, (the following conversations were made in realtime somewhere along the shroomy day)



(all names are fictious, due to the top secret nature of the happening)


23 June 2004 0600 Hours

Mushroom Control:   Good morning Gnome Leader, mushroom control has new objectives for you.
Catch a train to east Tarakiki station and go hunting in Bowadideastu park,
next to the station. Get back to me after that, for your next mission.


Gnome Leader:  Objectives recieved Mushroom control?

Mushroom Control:  Mushroom control to Gnome leader, today you will find many shrooms...


Gnome Leader:  Gnome Leader to Mushroom control?, telepathic vibe prediction accepted, shroominess is in the air

Mushroom Control:  What is your status Gnome leader?

Gnome Leader:  Travelling North East. Gnome leader will use cellular gnomular
receptors to contact mushroom control at 1400 hours

**In the meantime, Gnome Leader has woken sidekick from his slumber and both are on the way to mission. They reach
Bowadideastu park and find that the potential shroomular figures are close to negative 10 on the shroomer scale.**

Gnomes:  Gnomes to Mushroom COntrol?, the park is GRASS, I repeat the park is GRASS!
Aborting mission, aborting mission!!!



Mushroom Control:  Gnomer that: Get back on the train and stop at Woreba Station
From Woreba Station walk south along Gnome St, until you hit Elf Creek Lands.
Turn right into the creek lands on the far side of the creek, hunt thrhough until
you arrive at a car park at a bowls club - there will be many elf enemies so use your
San Pedro to fight back. Good Luck Gnome leader!







Gnomes:  Orders recieved. Thank you Mushroom Control?. Gnomer and out.

Mushroom Control:  the psycho-active entities occur between the bowls, mushroom control has found them there.
The whole area has shroomistic ability but watch your back.

*****Meanwhile Gnome Leader and sidekick are being very cautious not to attract unwelcome attention, but
at the same time have their eyes peeled for Fruits of the Divine.  On the way they meet many different speciemens and
odd looking people-creatures that talk and give further directions.***

Sidekick talks to Gnome Leader:  I have shrooming territory in sight! Throw the San Pedro to extinguish the elves!
Gnome Leader: Time to pick some mushrooms!




Gnomes to Mushroom Control:  Phew that was close. Mushroom COntrol? you have done it again. Gnome Leader has hit jackpot.
Gnomer and out

Mushroom Control:  Congradulations Gnome Leader!
You are ordered to make a thread on the shroomery detailing your quest
and the knowledge and behind the scenes planning of Mushroom Control?.



^^ and a part of the hunt :wink: (Melbourne's Psilocybe Subaeruginosa)

Gnome leader even managed to steal a pen from one of the elves.!


WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FURTHER ADVENTURE UPDATES.  NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE: "SEE EMMETT PLAY"





Edited by Merkaba (09/15/04 02:39 AM)


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Re: The Mystical adventures Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: Merkin]
    #2823278 - 06/24/04 07:37 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Gnome leader,your mission is complete until after the next rains.
mushroom control.


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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: Merkin]
    #2823379 - 06/24/04 08:40 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

This is shroom control to Major Gnome as eaten by David Bowie.

mj

very Kewl!


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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Cont [Re: Merkin]
    #2823429 - 06/24/04 09:18 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I expected to see some lawn gnomes hunting mushrooms. Hmmm....

Happy mushrooming!


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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Cont [Re: ToxicMan]
    #2823472 - 06/24/04 09:48 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

hmm too bad we weren't equipped in our usual gnomular fashion :frown:


Edited by Merkaba (06/25/04 07:37 AM)


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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Cont [Re: Merkin]
    #2844474 - 06/30/04 07:46 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Yes Mission was quite successful. Standing by Gnome leader. Gnomer and out.


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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: Merkin]
    #2844580 - 06/30/04 08:06 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Keep working the fields oh great ones!


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Re: The Mystical adventure of Gnome Leader and Mushroom Control? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3137258 - 09/15/04 02:24 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

muhahaaa rather. ~


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