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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28217905 - 03/06/23 07:01 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Smellyhobbit said: Dogs won’t lick him. They turn their noses up in disgust when he passes by.
Dogs will lick him. After he dips his balls in racoon piss. The dogs really enjoy this.
He then teaches his friend's wife how to equally do a good job licking racoon piss off his balls.
Then after his friend saw YouTube videos of his wife licking smelly Hobbit's balls clean of raccoon piss he couldn't handle life anymore and killed himself.
And smelly Hobbit works for the National Suicide Prevention hotline. They helped his pathetic ass not kill himself also.
And he never even thought about giving his friend the phone number especially when he knew his friend needed help and was seriously depressed about life after watching his wife lick raccoon piss off his ball sack on YouTube
800-273-TALK
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
#28217909 - 03/06/23 07:04 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Egon_Spengler said: Has never done anything right
Ghost of restaurants and sits on the phone listening to some guy fuck his wife. Really gets off on this. Even screams into the phone while he's sitting there waiting for his food "YEAH PUT IN HER ASS SHE LOVES THAT!"
When other customers get mad that he's screaming sexual things into the phone he rolls his eyes at them.
When the waitress comes by with his food and asks him if his steak looks good he screams over "EXCUSE ME CAN I GET SOME FUCKING PRIVACY? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE SITTING AT A RESTAURANT TRYING TO LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE GET FUCKED AND SOMEONE KEPT INTERRUPTING YOU? JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
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I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28217933 - 03/06/23 07:21 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Known for crashing assisted living facilities posing as a family visitor to gaslight dementia patients
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Nansuhwikai
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#28217936 - 03/06/23 07:26 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Screw you man
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Skinflute
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nansuhwikai]
#28217959 - 03/06/23 07:37 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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My toothless inbred cousin who never made it past the third grade can insult better than that.
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28217964 - 03/06/23 07:41 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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His cousin calls him Dad
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Skinflute
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#28217966 - 03/06/23 07:42 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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My cousin calls you likes to swallow
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MorphinTime
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28217971 - 03/06/23 07:46 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Your son really can insult better than the noob pumping his post count, congrats
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Skinflute
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#28218000 - 03/06/23 08:13 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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you have constant rug burn on your knees and elbows
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28218004 - 03/06/23 08:15 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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orders chicken sandwiches at well-established burger joints
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28218227 - 03/06/23 11:12 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Your mom came by and made me breakfast the other day.
I know I know this is starting to sound more like a compliment than an insult.
But honestly? The egg she made me with cheddar cheese and onions really didn't come out as well as I wanted them to. And she was cleaning the bathroom at the same time I was taking a shower. Although she did a very good job.
But like when you send her over can't you send her over to like actually fulfill her obligations? Instead of just like putting in a semi effort?
I also asked for an hour and a half massage and she only gave me 45 minutes. Very charming and intelligent woman though and she doesn't know how to cook. Like when she wants to. When she tries.
I mean it's all about the effort. But then you know what Yoda says do or do not there is no try
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28218232 - 03/06/23 11:15 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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split_by_nine said: orders chicken sandwiches at well-established burger joints
Only because you're so good on those chicken sandwiches. Good thing you dropped out of college to be the damn best chicken fryer in the burger joint.
And by dropped out I mean the campus police arrested and kicked you out for smoking weed all the time in the dorm when you never attended a single class.
Also despite all the LGBT awareness these days the college dorm you happen to be getting blasted in didn't allow gay relationships. College rules I guess
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28218236 - 03/06/23 11:16 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Actively seeks out worms and parasites in his food.
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28218241 - 03/06/23 11:19 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Works for a pharmaceutical company that has a special drug that kills parasites not sure if it's an antibiotic or antiviral or what it is but it doesn't hurt the host and kills very large parasites like worms and stuff. Unfortunately he has to sabotage people's food to purposely infect them and then force them to take the drugs to get the test results that he wants. He cannot apply for a company that does fair valid medical tests on willing patients for results in a properly government sanctioned and regulated office. Might as well just carve up organs in Mexico and sell them back to dying Americans. It's probably about the same level of Ethics in a medical profession is what he practices and yet still might be a little bit more straightforward and a little bit more helpful to needy patients
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28218245 - 03/06/23 11:23 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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i admire your imagination, but you need to revise these longwinds before submitting them
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#28218251 - 03/06/23 11:25 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Longs for the “good old days” while staring at his white pillowcases, scissors in hand.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28218258 - 03/06/23 11:28 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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make animaniacs gay again
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#28218263 - 03/06/23 11:30 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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It’s time for Animaniacs We put penis in our ass
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28218275 - 03/06/23 11:42 PM (11 months, 19 days ago) |
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Smellyhobbit said: Longs for the “good old days” while staring at his white pillowcases, scissors in hand.

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split_by_nine said: make animaniacs gay again
Not sure how they could get any more gay than they always were
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Smellyhobbit said: It’s time for Animaniacs We put penis in our ass
Makes me feel like crap every time I read one of his posts. Not because they are so devastatingly insulting. But because they're so absolutely boring that my only real reaction in Reading one of his posts is that of a person staring deeply into the abyss. I've stared into that Abyss so many times now I don't even believe there is a God they could Grant such an unending boredom did I just don't even believe there's a purpose for life anymore for Joy or satisfaction in any way shape or sense. And if they're actually is a God it's like he's just some kind of jerk anyway
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Pickle Rick
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28219827 - 03/07/23 10:32 PM (11 months, 18 days ago) |
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treats STI's as pokemon, he's on a mission to catch them all
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