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InvisibleMoshe
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28213876 - 03/04/23 10:05 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

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imachavel said:
^ everyone in this thread is such an asshole. Still no one has explained to me how to use the three seashells




Well i figured that much - since there are 3 seashells and you can't use 3 of anything efficiently at the same time, that means you use one seashell after another, progressively making your asshole (or whatever) cleaner.
The problem is, they don't define the size of the seashells, so it can be something large like 3 washing bowls, or small enough to wipe your ass with (i mean, Demolition Man is happening in the future, but not like hundreds of years into the future - where they finally solved this issue by implanting fetuses with artificial assholes and 5G chips to mine cripto, so it's probably still good old wiping)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Moshe] * 1
    #28213898 - 03/04/23 10:15 AM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Hershey was laughing about it. Apparently Sylvester Stallone was not well confidently knowledge about how to use things in the future. He didn't know how to have VR headset sex with her and clearly she knew how to use the 3 seashells to wipe her ass and Stallone didn't. Not as the Demolition Man. Is Judge Dredd he knew about the lauurw (the law) but he had to convince Hershey to participate in (fluid exchange) type sex versus the STD free and pregnancy free easy VR headset fucking that he turned down. And saddest of all if he couldn't even wipe his ass properly he didn't even know how to use the three seashells to clean so he ended up doing all this with a shitty asshole.

For shame.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28214966 - 03/04/23 09:04 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Ha. Everyone's like, "what's that smell?"
"Oh, it's that primitive we thawed out."

I have to go see Sally at the seashore about some seashells.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
    #28215032 - 03/04/23 09:47 PM (11 months, 21 days ago)

Really went to go see Sally, The Sea's Whore, because she's the only hoe that blows conch for sand dollars


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28216907 - 03/06/23 07:19 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

You deserve to be loved.
From a distance


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28216930 - 03/06/23 07:37 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Got jumped by a bunch of kids on bikes
because they thought he was a pile of garbage


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28216995 - 03/06/23 08:29 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Crushes his own teeth with pliers so he can flirt with the emergency dentist who is 1) already married and 2) is gay anyway.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28217018 - 03/06/23 08:54 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

You got floppy earlobes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime] * 2
    #28217027 - 03/06/23 08:59 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Knees look like cauliflowers


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28217084 - 03/06/23 09:33 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Sees cauliflower everywhere he looks, he's obsessed with it.  He started out like most do, slowly substituting more and more cauliflower-based alternatives until finally cauliflower wings had replaced chicken wings and the transformation from man to something else was complete.

His cauliflower-like appearance is much like that of the "clickers" from the game The Last of Us, main difference being his floppy earlobes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28217087 - 03/06/23 09:36 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Did the same thing but with soy. Now lactates.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28217089 - 03/06/23 09:39 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Clearly he is against breasts and everything they're for!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28217097 - 03/06/23 09:42 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

I wish I was against some breasts right now.

Uses the same dutch oven over and over without cleaning it


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28217101 - 03/06/23 09:44 AM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Dutch-ovened himself for months inside of his mother's womb


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #28217747 - 03/06/23 05:37 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Are we doing metaphors now? Cool!

His mother's womb is such a Barren desert which is why his friends all come over and like to get his mom really wet.

Seed after seed after seed is planted in that barren desert but nothing will grow there. Still though at the front Road leading into the desert it's like a wet and wild party and all of his friends are invited.
















I hope I'm doing this right


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28217769 - 03/06/23 05:53 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Has never done anything right


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28217792 - 03/06/23 06:14 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Dogs won’t lick him. They turn their noses up in disgust when he passes by.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28217835 - 03/06/23 06:35 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

You are the reason God doesn't speak to us anymore.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28217889 - 03/06/23 06:55 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

You dog dick sucking intergalactic sperm whale nacho butt cheese cow missing half a cunt lip can't piss on a flat rock mother fucker!

I stole this from. Trex* :ancientaliens:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28217896 - 03/06/23 06:57 PM (11 months, 19 days ago)

Has spirit shadow write his insults for him

And spirit shadow is having other members write his insults as well

Even has a thread going for it:

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/28217250

Saves other people's "ideas of proper criticism" to later deposit into this thread.


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