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Anonymous #1

Nonanatomic toys
    #28190076 - 02/16/23 11:11 AM (11 months, 5 days ago)

I just received a marketing email from Fleshlight advertising their new Boost line (originally teased in January), and damn do they look fun.

While I love and trust the brand, I'm disappointed in their lack of nonanatomic toys. They do exist: for example, the entire Turbo and Flight collections. My first Fleshlight was the Flight Pilot as that was the only nonanatomic model my local shop carried.

I keep holding out on models that look really fun with the hopes a nonanatomic version might be released only to be let down. (See Vibro, sigh.) What gives?

I know a large portion of their market really enjoys the vagina/ass/mouth varieties, especially those molded after porn stars, but I'd think there would be almost as large a market that's a bit turned off by the uncanny valley aspect of them.

The same applies to dildos as well. It seems way too easy to find well crafted animal dick replicas than nonanatomic phallic designs. I would think a lot more women would be open to owning toys if they could find a quality ribbed dildo with a bulb at the end over a veiny cock replica.

I've said this many times before, but a toy cannot replace the real thing, and vice versa. I mean, maybe not until we get to Ex Machina tech, but then that brings up a load of ethical quandaries I think most people would have difficulty wrapping their head around.



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Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #28190086 - 02/16/23 11:17 AM (11 months, 5 days ago)

I really struggled readinn nonanatomic


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Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28190103 - 02/16/23 11:32 AM (11 months, 5 days ago)

It seems that vendors found a way to use the anonymous function to spam the shroomery.

:banbanban:


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Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: NotSheekle]
    #28190133 - 02/16/23 11:52 AM (11 months, 5 days ago)

Quote:

VP123 said:
It seems that vendors found a way to use the anonymous function to spam the shroomery.

:banbanban:





Hi!

We really value your input! As a member of Interactive Life Forms' SEO team, I'm doing a piss poor job building up the Fleshlight brand! I guess, maybe, that's because I'm not. Any comments or concerns, I'd suggest finding an orifice to shove them :-)

Really tho, mentioning a specific product is spamming? :stonedjerk:



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I really struggled readinn nonanatomic






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Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28190155 - 02/16/23 12:17 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

Are you also flaming using the anonymous function?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: VP123]
    #28190164 - 02/16/23 12:26 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

Lord, you're annoying.

What I posted is legitimate discussion.

I can only imagine mods love your incessant use of the button.

I'm aware of the forum's rules. Congrats for pretending to be high and mighty.

Where has my reply flamed you?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28190166 - 02/16/23 12:29 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

Fleshlight uses chemicals known to cause cancer.
Your hand is well equipped to make you cum without risking your genitals...


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Anonymous #1

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28190197 - 02/16/23 12:52 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)



You talking about Prop 65 stuff? Jeez, you'd have to live in the wild to get around that.

I still use my hand, of course. It's quick, easy, relatively simple clean up. Sometimes you owe it to yourself for a special night alone. I've honestly never imagined a Fleshlight could feel as good as the real thing, let alone better in some aspects.

Again, it could never replace another human, but that's okay. There's plenty of women that love the 6,000+ RPM vibrations of a Hitachi, but that doesn't mean they still don't want to get pound by the real thing.

I'm specifically mentioning Fleshlight as I've personally used other brands with bad reactions. They're the Kleenex or Xerox when it comes to male masturbator sleeves.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28190202 - 02/16/23 12:56 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

I have only had bad reactions from that Secret Texan Recipe from Fleshlight.

Maybe I am just allergic to TPE / TPR products or maybe they are toxic...

:shrug:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28190238 - 02/16/23 01:24 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

I'd used a no-name brand in the past that irritated me... This was after having experience with brand name and no issues.

It first started out as minor chafing. Oh jeez, let this heal, then maybe use more lube?

After that, chafing returned, with a slightly itchy redness. Kind of as if I were wearing a bothersome pair of wool underwear.

Hmm.... Let this heal again, use a different lube?

Same thing.
:doublefacepalm:

After that it went in the trash, and I decided to stick to Fleshlight


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Anonymous #2

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28190266 - 02/16/23 01:40 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

There is an upcoming Class Action Lawsuit against Fleshlight which causes penis cancer.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28190295 - 02/16/23 01:53 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

[citation needed]

Where do I sign up?

I'll take the couple bucks, why not? I don't plan on going after them myself, after all. Personally I don't think there's any veracity to claims they cause cancer.

Off topic, but I was part of a class action lawsuit against one of my previous employers. Got a random $300 in the mail one day, since I had been automatically included and never responded that I didn't wish to be.

I wonder how many would be willing to put their names on a CAL against a sex toy manufacturer...


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Anonymous #3

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: VP123]
    #28190316 - 02/16/23 02:10 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

Quote:

VP123 said:
It seems that vendors found a way to use the anonymous function to spam the shroomery.

:banbanban:




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Anonymous #1

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #28190333 - 02/16/23 02:18 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

Not spamming the forum. Legitimate discussion here.

There are plenty of posts of users recommending or speaking highly of products.

Grow the hell up


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Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28190341 - 02/16/23 02:23 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

To be frank, your first posting was mostly a description of products with links to websites that sold them (same company). It sounded a lot like advertising to me.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: VP123]
    #28190365 - 02/16/23 02:37 PM (11 months, 5 days ago)

I like them. A lot.

And links provide a quick reference to the items in question, without having to upload pics to Shroomery servers or link to images directly (which I feel are more likely to break before the product page link)

What I don't like are the ugly labia, mouths, or buttholes looking right at me as I'm lubing it up before use.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: VP123]
    #28190732 - 02/16/23 08:26 PM (11 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

VP123 said:
To be frank, your first posting was mostly a description of products with links to websites that sold them (same company). It sounded a lot like advertising to me.




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Anonymous #3

Re: Nonanatomic toys [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28190734 - 02/16/23 08:26 PM (11 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I like them. A lot.

And links provide a quick reference to the items in question, without having to upload pics to Shroomery servers or link to images directly (which I feel are more likely to break before the product page link)

What I don't like are the ugly labia, mouths, or buttholes looking right at me as I'm lubing it up before use.




Videos or it didn't happen :urinate:


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