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OfflineKickleM
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Write the poster above you a valentine * 1
    #28187311 - 02/14/23 03:34 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Pub, are you mycelium? Because like the intricate network of threads that connect and support all life in the forest, you have woven your way into my heart and enriched my life in so many ways.

Happy Valentine's Day!


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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: Kickle] * 1
    #28187321 - 02/14/23 03:45 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

That was SO great!!!!!


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“One doesn’t have to operate with great malice to do great harm. The absence of empathy and understanding are sufficient.”

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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: loladoreen]
    #28187392 - 02/14/23 04:59 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Are you my girlfriend? You HAVE to be my girlfriend. Registered like 2020? Super positive and upbeat? Uplifting responses to happy ideas? Been patiently waiting for me to find you? You’ve got to be my girlfriend!

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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: vandago]
    #28187415 - 02/14/23 05:23 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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vandago said:
Are you my girlfriend? You HAVE to be my girlfriend. Registered like 2020? Super positive and upbeat? Uplifting responses to happy ideas? Been patiently waiting for me to find you? You’ve got to be my girlfriend![/quote
WOW
How flattering. Thank you


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“One doesn’t have to operate with great malice to do great harm. The absence of empathy and understanding are sufficient.”

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: Kickle]
    #28187439 - 02/14/23 05:36 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Dear loladoreen

Fuck you.


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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: loladoreen]
    #28187442 - 02/14/23 05:37 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Roses are red, cubensis bruise blue
Liquid culture is sweet, and so are you!

:blush:

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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: PsillySeeEms]
    #28187470 - 02/14/23 05:57 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

fungus smells bad, but so does a vulture, so spread both your legs, let’s make a culture.

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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: vandago] * 1
    #28187475 - 02/14/23 06:00 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

...Hi?... :love:


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Invisibletyrannicalrex
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: The Blind Ass] * 4
    #28187481 - 02/14/23 06:06 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I


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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #28187529 - 02/14/23 06:50 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

I want to be inside of you
Love the man of your dreams baby now take off them clothes

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InvisibleShiithead
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: Whyterye] * 2
    #28187550 - 02/14/23 07:04 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This thread fucking sucks!
And so do you.

:loveheart:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #28187558 - 02/14/23 07:09 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Roses are red violets are blue
I wish I could go on a nice date with you
We can go get some coffee or some nice cocoa somewhere
I can whisper sweet things in your ear and put pretty things in your hair

But not if you're a guy

But I'm running out of luck because most people on this form are guys

What about your sister? Does she like poems?

We went down to the pond and looked at our reflections
We held hands and told Intimate Secrets with so much respect for them
You said that you love me and gave me red roses
Boy I sure hope I'm not gay because I ended up licking your toes


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28187572 - 02/14/23 07:23 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)



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Invisibletyrannicalrex
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: imachavel]
    #28187575 - 02/14/23 07:25 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Comin' to me in the mornin'
Leavin' me at night
Comin' to me in the mornin'
Leavin' me alone
You've got that rainbow feel
But the rainbow has a beard


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OfflineKickleM
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #28187589 - 02/14/23 07:38 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Roses are red, Rex
Violets are blue, my friend
You're quite the tyrant
But hey, at least you're not an ex
Happy Valentine's Day to you!


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Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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OfflineAspectOfTheCreator
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: Kickle]
    #28187600 - 02/14/23 07:43 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

April showers bring mayflowers bring pilgrims


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Invisibleloladoreen
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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: AspectOfTheCreator]
    #28187608 - 02/14/23 07:47 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

AspectOfTheCreator said:
April showers bring mayflowers bring pilgrims



Love these!!
Such creativity


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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: loladoreen]
    #28187645 - 02/14/23 08:07 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)


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Re: Write the poster above you a valentine [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28187658 - 02/14/23 08:14 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Spy balloons are white
Poison clouds are black
If loving you is right
Kick me in the sack.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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