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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28168622 - 02/02/23 06:51 AM (1 year, 28 days ago)

Passes the communial bucket of anal tea


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28168639 - 02/02/23 07:11 AM (1 year, 28 days ago)

Inconsiderately hogs the bucket. Must be frequently reminded to pass


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28168866 - 02/02/23 10:23 AM (1 year, 28 days ago)

Banned from participating in cat fancy for trying to pass off his wiener as a new breed.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero] * 1
    #28168955 - 02/02/23 11:26 AM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Somewhere out there is a singular tree who's soul purpose is to resupply all of the oxygen you waste......go find it and apologize :house:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28168972 - 02/02/23 11:35 AM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Allowing you to survive childbirth was medical malpractice.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28168974 - 02/02/23 11:37 AM (1 year, 27 days ago)

There are trillions upon trillions of molecules in the universe......your mom found all of the dumb ones and put them into one fabulous nerd.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28169002 - 02/02/23 11:56 AM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Gray Hound said:
Invites his friends over for tea parties. but before theY drink tea out of their asshole they fist each others assholes out. than drink tea through their anus. they call it "bon apetit"



Quote:

Skinflute said:
You need to take that shit somewhere else.
The compliments thread is not here.
Everybody here LOVES anal tea



Quote:

Skinflute said:
Passes the communial bucket of anal tea



Quote:

Egon_Spengler said:
Inconsiderately hogs the bucket. Must be frequently reminded to pass




This is the best thread I've ever read in my life

:facepalm: oops this isn't the compliment thread

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spirit_shadow said:
Somewhere out there is a singular tree who's soul purpose is to resupply all of the oxygen you waste......go find it and apologize :house:



Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Allowing you to survive childbirth was medical malpractice.



Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
There are trillions upon trillions of molecules in the universe......your mom found all of the dumb ones and put them into one fabulous nerd.




:laugh2:

Edited by imachavel (02/02/23 11:58 AM)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28169108 - 02/02/23 01:03 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Somewhere out there is a singular tree who's soul purpose is to resupply all of the oxygen you waste......go find it and apologize :house:




Stuck on a human centrist paradigm.

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imachavel said:
Quote:

Gray Hound said:
Invites his friends over for tea parties. but before theY drink tea out of their asshole they fist each others assholes out. than drink tea through their anus. they call it "bon apetit"



Quote:

Skinflute said:
You need to take that shit somewhere else.
The compliments thread is not here.
Everybody here LOVES anal tea



Quote:

Skinflute said:
Passes the communial bucket of anal tea



Quote:

Egon_Spengler said:
Inconsiderately hogs the bucket. Must be frequently reminded to pass




This is the best thread I've ever read in my life

:facepalm: oops this isn't the compliment thread

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Somewhere out there is a singular tree who's soul purpose is to resupply all of the oxygen you waste......go find it and apologize :house:



Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Allowing you to survive childbirth was medical malpractice.



Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
There are trillions upon trillions of molecules in the universe......your mom found all of the dumb ones and put them into one fabulous nerd.




:laugh2:




Hey, I'm glad you didn't quit.:thumbup:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28169118 - 02/02/23 01:09 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Has been using the same razor for 12 years


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28169174 - 02/02/23 01:45 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Uses the same razor on his face that he uses to shave his taint with.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28169179 - 02/02/23 01:47 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

12 years old, eagerly awaiting the day he can start shaving.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero] * 2
    #28169226 - 02/02/23 02:12 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Smells his fingers immediately after he wipes.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Alexthegreat] * 2
    #28169234 - 02/02/23 02:17 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Licks his finger after it pushes through the toilet paper


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28169340 - 02/02/23 03:21 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Has thousands of hours of documented video tape footage of people in the bathroom without their permission


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28169346 - 02/02/23 03:24 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Identifies as another gender when it's convenient (ie competitive sports and restrooms)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #28169393 - 02/02/23 03:56 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Does 10lb dumbbell curls in the squat rack


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28169397 - 02/02/23 03:59 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

Is the stereotypical naked old guy, air drying his genitals, in the gym locker room


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28169524 - 02/02/23 05:22 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

never dries his genitals after he showers. prefers them moist.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28169554 - 02/02/23 05:42 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

He may prefer them moist but there's no need as you will usually moisten them for him. With your tongue.

But I guess he likes to feel like his balls have already been licked before they are licked so he towels off everything else after the shower and the leaves his balls wet as a reminder of the pleasant feeling he's about to experience once you come over to his place.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28169598 - 02/02/23 06:09 PM (1 year, 27 days ago)

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Does 10lb dumbbell curls in the squat rack




I imagine this would upset those gym people. :lol:


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