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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28159239 - 01/26/23 11:18 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 2
    #28159247 - 01/26/23 11:23 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

thinks a hangover is when you stick your penis out of a mostly rolled up car window


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28159252 - 01/26/23 11:25 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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thinks a hangover is when you stick your penis out of a mostly rolled up car window





Lol



      Distracts his friend and Rolls up the windows real fast.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28159253 - 01/26/23 11:26 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Thinks having their friend’s newborn son secretly circumcised is a β€œfun and wholesome prank.”


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28159266 - 01/27/23 12:04 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Refuses to allow his bone meal to feed the forest.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28159384 - 01/27/23 06:31 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Drives under the speed limit in the fast lane with flashers on


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28159475 - 01/27/23 08:11 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Hyebrid said:
I just want to say thank you to whoever got IamChavel to stop posting here...


But this guy up here....fuck this guy!





Posts gay crap at 300 in the morning. Made this thread gay with his constant whining of "your insults are too hurtful. We were using soft insults before you came and started making really insulting stories." :rolleyes: the thread could have been hilarious. Now it's gay.

Also your mom burned the grilled cheese sandwich she made me at 2:00 a.m. I fed it to her cat though. The one that she says always licks the peanut butter off your asshole


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28159478 - 01/27/23 08:14 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Flame sterilizes needle INSIDE of SAB :ancientaliens:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28159481 - 01/27/23 08:15 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
thinks a hangover is when you stick your penis out of a mostly rolled up car window




:trololol:

Hilarious

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spirit_shadow said:
Flame sterilizes needle INSIDE of SAB :ancientaliens:




Gets mad when someone takes his dirty heroin needles and sterilizes them after he passed out in the public bathroom and 15 homeless bums put their cock in his mouth while he was drooling from an heroin overdose


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28159491 - 01/27/23 08:29 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

split_by_nine said:
thinks a hangover is when you stick your penis out of a mostly rolled up car window




:trololol:

Hilarious

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Flame sterilizes needle INSIDE of SAB :ancientaliens:




Gets mad when someone takes his dirty heroin needles and sterilizes them after he passed out in the public bathroom and 15 homeless bums put their cock in his mouth while he was drooling from an heroin overdose



Heroin? ^ so out of it they can't tell I was talking about mush cult :p


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28159496 - 01/27/23 08:36 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Mush cult. Heroin. Whatever. You're always talking about drugs and needles. I need to point out that you have a serious problem with substance abuse. Now try not to cry about it and go to the moderators and wine and get everyone banned because your feelings are hurt and upset. Perhaps consider rehab?

Here's a cool article to help you

https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline

You need to get some serious help before you spend the rest of your life wasting away like all the rest of the losers on this website they can only think about how high they are and how much they want to get threads locked and get everybody banned. Don't let it hurt. It's just good advice :thumbup:


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28159508 - 01/27/23 08:43 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

this guy is the worst. just when it started to be fun again... here comes chavel


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28159516 - 01/27/23 08:47 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Yeah I was just getting fun again. Four word insults. Oh my God so creative.

^ this guy went for a job interview the other day and said in the interview "I've never committed a crime never been to jail never had a drug problem Etc etcetera totally clean totally good work record."

The guy doing the interview looks over at him and says "you are lying to me."

Split_by_hurt_feelings says back to him "no I'm not lying I'm telling the truth. I really need this job as a taxi cab driver. Come on what makes you think that I'm making things up and I have a bad record?"

The interviewer replies "because last night you got out of jail need a ride home looks in your wallet and had just enough money and called the taxi and I came and picked you up and you explained that you beat a prostitute up took her drugs on her money and that prostitute was your mom. So I don't know how many drugs you did last night after you finally got home and I dropped you off. But definitely you failed this part of the interview. The part where you need to tell the truth."


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28159519 - 01/27/23 08:49 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

:tldr: ^ nobody would dshsb cos it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28159535 - 01/27/23 09:02 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Well now that just hurts

^ claims to be a good surgeon but ripped me off on Rejuvenation surgery


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28159541 - 01/27/23 09:06 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Yeah I was just getting fun again. Four word insults. Oh my God so creative.

^ this guy went for a job interview the other day and said in the interview "I've never committed a crime never been to jail never had a drug problem Etc etcetera totally clean totally good work record."

The guy doing the interview looks over at him and says "you are lying to me."

Split_by_hurt_feelings says back to him "no I'm not lying I'm telling the truth. I really need this job as a taxi cab driver. Come on what makes you think that I'm making things up and I have a bad record?"

The interviewer replies "because last night you got out of jail need a ride home looks in your wallet and had just enough money and called the taxi and I came and picked you up and you explained that you beat a prostitute up took her drugs on her money and that prostitute was your mom. So I don't know how many drugs you did last night after you finally got home and I dropped you off. But definitely you failed this part of the interview. The part where you need to tell the truth."




plays too much grand theft auto


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28159644 - 01/27/23 10:35 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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imachavel said:
Well now that just hurts

^ claims to be a good surgeon but ripped me off on Rejuvenation surgery



Doesn't know I stole his kidney.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28159771 - 01/27/23 11:58 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

isnt afraid to cry


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28159810 - 01/27/23 12:44 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
isnt afraid to cry



This is an insult thread not a compliment thread :kingcrankey:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28159819 - 01/27/23 12:51 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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