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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28155693 - 01/24/23 02:46 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

You eat hotdogs open faced.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28155700 - 01/24/23 02:51 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Eats two hotdogs at the same time with one hand.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28155706 - 01/24/23 02:55 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Has a pink crop top that says β€œGlizzy Guxxxler” in glittery cursive that he wears to church.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28155714 - 01/24/23 02:59 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

You only have three teeth,
one in you mouth and two in your pocket


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28155717 - 01/24/23 03:02 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Likes Nickelback

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Has a pink crop top that says β€œGlizzy Guxxxler” in glittery cursive that he wears to church.



:rofl::whiteflag:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28155732 - 01/24/23 03:10 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28155746 - 01/24/23 03:21 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

If you squeeze the tip between your thumb  and forefinger until it swells, you might be able to pee standing up.
Without most of it running down your leg


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute] * 1
    #28155747 - 01/24/23 03:23 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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GenericHero said:
Wakes up one morning and feels a sharp crusty sensation in his left nostril. Notices some blood on the bed sheet. That's weird, oh well, better get that booger out, he thinks to himself. His finger only pushes the crusty mass farther in. He grabs the scissors from the nightstand. What is that? Rust? Oh well, gotta get that booger out. Inserts scissors deep into left nostril.
Wakes up one morning and feels a sharp crusty sensation in his left nostril. Notices some blood on the bed sheet. That's weird, oh well, better get that booger out, he thinks to himself. His finger only pushes the crusty mass farther in. He grabs the scissors from the nightstand. What is that? Rust? Oh well, gotta get that booger out. Inserts scissors deep into left nostril.
Wakes up one morning and feels a sharp crusty sensation in his left nostril. Notices some blood on the bed sheet. That's weird, oh well, better get that booger out, he thinks to himself. His finger only pushes the crusty mass farther in. He grabs the scissors from the nightstand. What is that? Rust? Oh well, gotta get that booger out. Inserts scissors deep into left nostril.
Wakes up one morning and feels a sharp crusty sensation in his left nostril. Notices some blood on the bed sheet. That's weird, oh well, better get that booger out, he thinks to himself. His finger only pushes the crusty mass farther in. He grabs the scissors from the nightstand. What is that? Rust? Oh well, gotta get that booger out. Inserts scissors deep into left nostril.

You gotta stop this cycle imachavel. You are losing too many iq points.




Makes really weak come backs. But still thinks he's hilarious. So keeps talking anyway.



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Is trying to compete with Iamashovel for longest novel written in this thread

Edit: just made an attempt to read it and gave up 4 seconds in...then noticed it was the same looping story. Bravo for your iamashovelhead immitation.






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Skinflute said:
All the neighborhood kids are afraid of you.
Nobody likes to play tug of Analbeads




Except you

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spirit_shadow said:
^ voted for trump




^ voted for Biden. Which is pretty much the Trump alternative

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Hunter hunter said:
Dreams about Hillaries dick.




Doesn't have to dream about it. Experiences it. Constantly.

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Skinflute said:
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spirit_shadow said:
^ voted for trump




Complements go in a different thread




Makes accurate statements

Oh wait that goes in a different thread

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Smellyhobbit said:
Thinks the world’s issues are black and white. In a race way.




Totally denies that racial issues are real thing.

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Smellyhobbit said:
Wears clothes in the shower thinking it cleans him and his pants at the same time.




Doesn't wear clothes in the shower. But why would he want to? His boyfriend prefers he touches his penis without the clothes on

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You only have three teeth,
one in you mouth and two in your pocket




You only have three penises. One in your mouth. One in your ass. And one in your vagina

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If you squeeze the tip between your thumb  and forefinger until it swells, you might be able to pee standing up.
Without most of it running down your leg




Is extremely insensitive to jokes that insult the feminist perspective


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28155750 - 01/24/23 03:26 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I'm running out of mean shit to say :sad:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28155753 - 01/24/23 03:28 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I'm running out of patience for people that are running out of mean shit to say. If I can't constantly laugh at incredibly ridiculing insults that destroy the very nature of anybody's human character down to the absolute core and label them as a Despicable piece of crap in every way shape and form then I can't laugh myself to sleep and the anxieties of an adrenaline of normal everyday crappy life build up and then I just kind of hate living in general


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28155763 - 01/24/23 03:36 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Do you think 1234go is a little backstabbing snake in the grass? I feel like he automatically dislikes a person in any form he goes to if he thinks everyone else in the forum will think he's cool for just liking that person.

For example at one time he used to tell everybody he didn't like Trent. Because he thought everybody would think he's cool. Then one day he was telling everybody he thought Trent was so cool and didn't like the person that Trent thought wasn't cool. Because he wanted the attention and acceptance of everybody in the forum on that day.

I personally don't like that guy. I think he's a total piece of trash. A waste of time. And absolute waste of human breath all together. The thought of acknowledging his existence to me is just a waste of human existence in and of itself just a very concept of it.

I hope he disappears on all the bad stuff in life happens to him. A guy like that I just don't know how anybody could care for.

The name of the thread is to insult the person above you. I assume he's made at least one Post in this thread. Therefore he's posted above me. And now he's been insulted. I consider him less than dog crap stuck under my shoes. I consider him less than the dirt stuck to the dog crap stuck under my shoes. I consider him less than the dirt stuck to the dirt stuck to the dog crap under my shoes. I hope he vanishes from existence and Humanity becomes a thousand percent better off without the notion that he ever once walked and breathed to begin with.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28155766 - 01/24/23 03:37 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

The guy who lingers after a party. Incapable of taking a hint.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28155770 - 01/24/23 03:44 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

As a child you had a pretty bad upbringing. Your dad used to rape you in the shower. For your birthday he beat your ass. For Christmas you got you the Ultimate gift. The gift of disappointment. Basically for Christmas he beat your ass too. As a grown adult they love you in church. "This is a man who never lost faith" they say. Never once did you turn your back on the Lord. No matter how your day was going to turn out you were always "thankful for these gifts you were about to receive."


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28155774 - 01/24/23 03:48 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Has way too much time on their hands...

Except...

They have incurable cancer. Just doesnt know it yet. So they actually have very little time on their hands.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Guerrilla]
    #28155779 - 01/24/23 03:50 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Gives guys on Grindr anal herpes in his spare time.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Guerrilla] * 1
    #28155783 - 01/24/23 03:52 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

post some pics of your belly button lint ball


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute] * 1
    #28155791 - 01/24/23 03:57 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Guerrilla said:
Has way too much time on their hands...

Except...

They have incurable cancer. Just doesnt know it yet. So they actually have very little time on their hands.




As long as I'm going to die soon I might as well say it

This guy likes pretzels without salt.

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Gives guys on Grindr anal herpes in his spare time.




Tries to get people that lower his self-esteem perma banned. Probably shouldn't participate in this thread anymore.

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Skinflute said:
post some pics of your belly button lint ball




As a child his mom made two pies one was a pumpkin pie another was a delicious apple pie. She gave him the address and told him to make sure that this person got these pies. Went down to the post office with the two pies and tried to get them mailed. Had a card that he had to show them proving he was autistic. They asked him what address he wanted to mail it from. He said "10 West Division street" then they asked him what address he wanted to mail it to. He said "30 West Division street"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28155809 - 01/24/23 04:14 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Go!




This one is for you Sheekle

^ likes to rollplay and pretend he is a character from a movie

Has his friend come over but first he dresses up in a wig and a dress and puts on makeup and women's shoes. Then his friend asks him a question

"WHO IS THE GIRL?"

To which he replies "SHE IS MY SISTER!"

Then his friend slaps him

He replies "SHE IS MY DAUGHTER!"

Then he gets slapped again

He replies "SHE IS MY SISTER!"

Slapped again

"SHE IS MY DAUGHTER!"

Slapped again

"SHE IS MY SISTER!"

Slapped again

"SHE IS MY DAUGHTER!"

slapped again

"SHE IS MY SISTER!"

slapped again

"SHE IS MY SISTER AND MY DAUGHTER!"







He enjoys role playing as a woman in a movie getting slapped around. Then finally at the end of the role playing his friend just says "don't worry about it. Its China Town."


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28155818 - 01/24/23 04:22 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Wears clothes in the shower thinking it cleans him and his pants at the same time.




I actually used to do this, and it works pretty well.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28155837 - 01/24/23 04:38 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I just want to say that my story about imachavel was great. If you didn't like it, it's because you are stupid. I didn't want to have to explain it. I had faith in the intellect of the potential reader.
I've come to my senses since then. Most of you seem to find a paragraph of text indecipherable... This doesn't mean that the writer and material are beneath you. It means you are mentally deficient.


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post some pics of your butt




Can't even use your main profile to ask for butt pics.


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