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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #28148986 - 01/20/23 01:17 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Is the type of person to reluctantly eat ass on a first date then reach around because old habits die hard. (They call that a rusty trombone)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149041 - 01/20/23 01:46 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Who reluctantly eats ass? Ass is the first course all the time.

Needs to refine their tastes, clearly.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28149043 - 01/20/23 01:47 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Hasn’t shaved his gooch or asshole since he was born and insists he doesn’t smell like shit


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149052 - 01/20/23 01:53 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Likes that itchy feeling you get when ass hairs start to grow back


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28149053 - 01/20/23 01:54 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Thinks more FAE will enhance his penis size.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28149056 - 01/20/23 01:56 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Cant cum without his hand because he death grips it


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28149151 - 01/20/23 03:04 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Why couldn't I see this before? :notsureif:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28149171 - 01/20/23 03:17 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Is blind as shit and might actually be room temperature iq


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149192 - 01/20/23 03:34 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Has a used condom hanging from his rear view mirror like an air freshener.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28149199 - 01/20/23 03:39 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Prolapses himself and then flashes people while driving down the interstate


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149210 - 01/20/23 03:47 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Invites women out for a β€œfriendly, professional drink” after work. After a couple of cocktails to loosen everyone up, he snips off an ear with pair of scissors and disappears into the back alley. Shows up to work the next day pretending that not only did he not do that, that he doesn’t really even know who the girl is but he’s sorry that someone attacked her. When no one is looking he will then make eye contact with her and make a β€œsnip snip” motion with his fingers and smile.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28149232 - 01/20/23 04:01 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Invites women out for a β€œfriendly, professional drink” after work. After a couple of cocktails to loosen everyone up, he snips off an ear with pair of scissors and disappears into the back alley. Shows up to work the next day pretending that not only did he not do that, that he doesn’t really even know who the girl is but he’s sorry that someone attacked her. When no one is looking he will then make eye contact with her and make a β€œsnip snip” motion with his fingers and smile.




His wife lost an ear out of some weird afterward cocktail party. Doesn't want to go to the process of getting the cops to investigate get a warrant and arrest strange person that possibly cut off his wife's a year paying for a lawyer possibly hiring a private detective. The truth is he hates his wife and is glad someone hurt her because he's cheating on her with the Uber Eats girl that brings him pizza every night.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28149242 - 01/20/23 04:09 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Was an innocent bystander that saw it all happen and recorded it on their phone. Doesn’t feel guilty about it happening and saves the video for their spank bank. Passes by the victim at least once a week and makes a habit to ask how they’re doing.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28149273 - 01/20/23 04:35 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

He's kind of judging me. At least I passed by and ask how the victim is doing even if I did nothing about it and recorded it.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28149466 - 01/20/23 07:04 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

eats his smegma because he thinks it'll bring back his ex


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: KetaminePeen] * 1
    #28149509 - 01/20/23 07:49 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Sucks at the guitar



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28149588 - 01/20/23 08:51 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Makes too much saliva


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28149615 - 01/20/23 09:03 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Sucks at the guitar





accurate- but fuck your shit I bet you suck at cooking

as for smellyhobbit

your runescape gf is a 37 year old chinese man who fondles people on the train


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: KetaminePeen] * 1
    #28149620 - 01/20/23 09:07 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Bad habit of making small talk about others insecurities.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28149629 - 01/20/23 09:10 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Bad habit of making small talk about others insecurities.



I don't know if that's an insult so much as an observation.

as for you
Every person named hunter i've ever met has been somewhat autistic and narcissistic.


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