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OfflineKickleM
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How would you greet an alien? * 1
    #28138517 - 01/13/23 06:57 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

Peace offering?
:getstoned:

Let's get it on?
:superthrust:

War?
:flamethrow:


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle] * 1
    #28138518 - 01/13/23 06:57 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

War. :lookoverthere:


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #28138538 - 01/13/23 07:09 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

Show em a magic trick

:jesusmagic:


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle] * 2
    #28138557 - 01/13/23 07:18 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)



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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #28138572 - 01/13/23 07:26 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

Then watch some classics together

:etbig:
:ancientaliens:
:notsureif:
:mib:
:trap:


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle] * 3
    #28138602 - 01/13/23 07:48 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

id show em my dick, then call em a fag


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28138610 - 01/13/23 07:52 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

Gather them all together for a meeting with the president and:publicfart:


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle] * 1
    #28138619 - 01/13/23 08:00 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

I'd be all like... :1234go:




But seriously I'd be more like... :dubious: but :howdy:


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle] * 1
    #28138623 - 01/13/23 08:03 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

by asking a question,

do you know G-d?


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle]
    #28138629 - 01/13/23 08:05 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

they may interpret as fart as you wish to eat them.



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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: thealienthatategod]
    #28138636 - 01/13/23 08:12 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

A chromatographical analysis will reveal my earthly diet


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle] * 2
    #28138670 - 01/13/23 08:35 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

It would depend on how they would greet me.

If they showed up at night in my dark bedroom and quietly sneak up in numbers around my bed then they are getting bitched out if not a couple rock bottoms and some stone cold stunners.

I would expect intellgent life to be able to know how to observe and communicate with another species in a non negative way. Just because we sometimes screw it up shouldn't mean they should also.


But, in general i would be like yo! Wtf is up my alien brother from an alien mother? Hey show me some cool shit, i can totally help you guys out. I can fo sho get you what you are looking for and be a public relations for yall. Just stop screwing up our crop feilds and wasting all that good meat on our cows.

Ahhh man any πŸ‘½'s in chat hit me up dawg, i got questions and advice for ya.

Peace.


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Kickle] * 1
    #28138686 - 01/13/23 08:44 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)



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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: blackhawk] * 1
    #28138748 - 01/13/23 09:38 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

They seem to anal probe everyone so i would drop my pants bend over and say "welcome to Earth, I hope you brought lube"


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: viraldrome]
    #28138757 - 01/13/23 09:44 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

Don't lie. Every one of you would be dumbstruck and not even be able to utter a word, including myself.


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28138759 - 01/13/23 09:46 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

probably mumble out a subtle, "ohh.. fuckk..."


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28138761 - 01/13/23 09:48 PM (1 year, 14 days ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Don't lie. Every one of you would be dumbstruck and not even be able to utter a word, including myself.




I'd ask them if they've ever tried DMT :robindance:


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: feevers]
    #28138854 - 01/14/23 12:12 AM (1 year, 14 days ago)

Quote:

feevers said:
Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Don't lie. Every one of you would be dumbstruck and not even be able to utter a word, including myself.




I'd ask them if they've ever tried DMT :robindance:





    Might be the quickest to get at them.  Why go to the colony when you can squish the queen?


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: Hunter hunter] * 1
    #28138895 - 01/14/23 01:56 AM (1 year, 14 days ago)

We (best bud and I) saw a man abducted one night in the middle of nowhere.  Or something.  Not totally sure what we saw.  We have since spoken about it on a couple different talk radio shows/podcasts.  My bud was military intelligence and is just now, 20 years later, able to openly speak about it without jepordizing his career so we've explored similar discussions.

Ive been down that rabbit hole and back up and I dont care to read another single word of the subject.  Pretty much donated all my books to goodwill.  It always seems absurd to me that an advanced species would even make any effort to 'greet' us or develope any sort of relationship.  Has an ant on the sidewalk ever greeted you? Have you ever attempted to make contact with an ant on the sidewalk? Not to sound dismissive its just a excerpt from a discussion I thought I would share with you all.

Anyway. I dont know how to answer the question seriously OP.  Id just do how i introduced myself to my girlfriends parents and show them my butthole I guess.


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Re: How would you greet an alien? [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28139028 - 01/14/23 06:17 AM (1 year, 14 days ago)

I would have it trip the hell out :mushroom2::lsdabc::mushroom2:

:deemsters:

:dab:

:scaredturtle:


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