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I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations)
#28133220 - 01/10/23 06:25 AM (1 year, 18 days ago) |
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Me and the Mrs. love to occasionally smoke weed, watch porn and then make love.
We both have physiological problems to get stimulated. So, the stimulation that we can get into our heads goes a long way to helping our sex life!
Problem is that I have to wade through porn for like hours until I find something we can watch.
It feels that 99% of porn is the same BS: (and before I list those, let me be clear I am not hating on anyone who likes that stuff, it's just our preference!)
- "step brother/sister/mother/dad" which honestly feels a bit too much like a psychological issue - I never wanted anything to do with my sister and this whole step sister thing is a huge turn-off
- They are all the same content: Pile-driver on a leather or nylon-wrapped couch, lots of fake moaning, all kinds of touching which, honestly, from both of our experience, no one that we know actually enjoys this stuff
- Doesn't matter what keyword I put in... At best, you get like 5 seconds of that keyword and they go to the regular formula above
- Fake boobs, even butts. Not body-shaming anyone but I get the creeps from thinking about some foreign synthetic object inserted under my skin and 99% of fake boobs don't even look like boobs, to me
- The guys in porn movies look and sound like they are really dumb. Obviously, they are selected for exceptionally huge dicks - which is a turn off for my wifey, if she even gets to that point, because it's usually like "oh, I can NOT listen to this idiot trying to act for another SECOND!"
Things that we did love: - Cool places: beautiful sunny beach, yacht, night club - Cinematography: Soft light, a bit darker usually works so much better - Nice clothes, underwear, stylish make up - Fit young people, but regular-looking, not ("Barbie vs Mr. Olympia") - Lots of sexual tension build-up, foreplay - Less acting because of how impossible it is to find any acting talent in porn actors... - More room for our own imagination (4k close-up of an asshole doesn't do it for me)
So far, a lot of the French and Italian stuff from early 2000's seems on point. Some Dorcel stuff can work. I am just looking into ErikaLust but it's difficult to shop for porn without getting into piracy, which I try to avoid because I want to suppot the GOOD stuff that is out there.
Ideas welcome
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#28133299 - 01/10/23 08:16 AM (1 year, 18 days ago) |
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Try vintage/retro porn. From the golden age of porn. Shawna Grant, Janey Robbins, Honey Wilder, Veronica Hart, etc.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#28133394 - 01/10/23 09:47 AM (1 year, 18 days ago) |
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I spend most of the time on porn sites tabbing stuff I want to watch. It's at the point where I'm fine with gifs and pics if they are good. But fake porn and weird porn isn't for me. I just want to see a nice girl playing with herself or enjoying a fat D. Amateur stuff, or like "high level amateur." Rarely an A-list porn star. Never high production. In all honesty though it's not good for you and honestly I try not to these days. I've used porn maybe twice in the last month.
You think it helps but over time it can only make it worse. I remember a chick posting here a long time ago about how she couldn't orgasm anymore without her magic wand. The longer things went on, the more difficult it was. And that thing is powerful, she was on a trajectory to never orgasm again. Porn does that with your stimulative ability whether you want to think so or not. She stopped using it and things went back to normal. Maybe that's what you should do, friend. Doctor gives you a crutch, he expects you to stop using it eventually.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #1]
#28133771 - 01/10/23 01:59 PM (1 year, 18 days ago) |
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I'll agree, most of the mainstream porn is awful. I spend a lot of time combing thru videos until i find the "right" one. I recommend trying all of the porn search sites, Xvideos, XHamster, Xnxx, etc until u find what you like. Avoid PornHub (as you may already know), way too much mainstream porn there.
Also there are some herbs and foods out there that could help with both of your sexual drives. Do the research and experiment. They may help with getting aroused.
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #4] 1
#28133914 - 01/10/23 03:37 PM (1 year, 18 days ago) |
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Hmm, seems like maybe searching for more 'softcore' or 'erotic' would yield better results.
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #4] 1
#28134277 - 01/10/23 07:23 PM (1 year, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: I'll agree, most of the mainstream porn is awful. I spend a lot of time combing thru videos until i find the "right" one. I recommend trying all of the porn search sites, Xvideos, XHamster, Xnxx, etc until u find what you like. Avoid PornHub (as you may already know), way too much mainstream porn there.
Also there are some herbs and foods out there that could help with both of your sexual drives. Do the research and experiment. They may help with getting aroused.
I mainly use the pornhub community search and look for some amateur verified members there. check out hobby.porn for a glance
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Edited by blackhawk (01/10/23 08:42 PM)
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: blackhawk]
#28134391 - 01/10/23 08:23 PM (1 year, 17 days ago) |
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I'll check it out, thanks.
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #4] 2
#28134477 - 01/10/23 09:34 PM (1 year, 17 days ago) |
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Amateur videos are always better, no bullshit, just two people having sex. You can find good ones searching on bing video, it's really good for that (not google video).
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#28134486 - 01/10/23 09:43 PM (1 year, 17 days ago) |
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doolhoofd
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #1]
#28135921 - 01/11/23 08:01 PM (1 year, 16 days ago) |
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"A guy came up to me and said, 'Look at that girl. She's got a nice butt.' I said, 'Yeah; I bet she can sit down excellently.'" - Mitch Hedberg
"Anal sex is overrated - it's fucking shit!" - Jimmy Carr
"The thing with internet porn is that it still has the power to surprise us. I saw something the other day that really shocked me. There was no gangbang, no anal, no rimming, no DP, no threeway, no dwarves, no watersports, no girl-on-girl, no gagging, no grannyfanny, no DV, no DA, no shemales, no milfs, and no one looked barely legal. It was just one man, having sex with one woman! Who comes up with this crazy shit??" - Jimmy Carr, Being Funny
-------------------- Penny: 'What are you and Professor FussyFace up to tonight?' Leonard: "Star Wars on Blu-ray." Penny: 'Haven't you seen that movie like, a thousand times?' Leonard: "Not on Blu-ray. Only twice on Blu-ray." Penny: 'Oh, Leonard...' Leonard: "I know. It's high-resolution sadness." - The Big Bang Theory, S07E09
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: doolhoofd] 1
#28141700 - 01/15/23 06:14 PM (1 year, 12 days ago) |
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Chaturbate? Me and ex wife used to perform there.
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #7]
#28143123 - 01/16/23 03:30 PM (1 year, 12 days ago) |
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Why'd you stop?
Edit: lol, missed the 'ex-wife' part.
Live shows with real people is where it's at. I hate over-produced, jackhammer nonsense. I guess if it works for you, that's great.
-------------------- "What appears impenetrable to us does exist, manifesting itself in the deepest wisdom and the most radiant beauty" Einstein "The conservatives of 70 years ago would be outraged at what has come to pass. It embodies everything they took up arms for to defeat"Asante
Edited by pslyke (01/16/23 03:31 PM)
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: blackhawk]
#28152172 - 01/22/23 12:51 PM (1 year, 6 days ago) |
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I checked out the Pornhub community, it was all the same. Felt too much like all of the mainstream porn. Hobbyporn was a little better but it was using videos from the Pornhub community.
Found this site called Spankbang from a Bing search. Much closer to what i like.
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blackhawk
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #4]
#28152268 - 01/22/23 02:00 PM (1 year, 6 days ago) |
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oh I would think spankbang offered mainstream stuff right in the front pages but I haven't explored that site much. Sometimes the suggested videos in pornhub will bring you to more and more obscure couples channels, it just takes a bit of know-how to get there. xnxx has also shown some obscure videos, but I haven't used it to find the same couples uploading new videos.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I wish porn was better (warning: rant) (and happily accepting recommendations) [Re: Anonymous #7]
#28152378 - 01/22/23 03:13 PM (1 year, 6 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said: Chaturbate? Me and ex wife used to perform there.
you like it?
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