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Bought a Bidet for my toilet. Not a joke, though I will add one. Still they make it plumber like to install in your toilet.
    #28116077 - 12/29/22 07:57 AM (1 year, 30 days ago)

Saw it as normal with French people and thought what the fuck.  Not for anything sexual though SNL makes a joke of it but really I guess if you shot it up to full blast it would give one an enema, or at smaller levels I suppose turn people on or just plain clean your ass.

I don't know, I just got it.  But it seems like a good Christmas purchase. 

Like a joke was made on South Park about having a smooth clean shit and how great it is.  Thing is if one drinks a lot, that is rarely it so.  Especially on benders it is the running shits.  But point being it cleans up easy and no itching, that is the worst. 

Ain't that the running shits.  Cowboy talk if things go south when riding on a horse and a stranger comes up to him complaining about the Indians and says that.  From Blood Meridian the book back in Apache times.

On with it.  Not a sexual thing and yes I did buy it, just pain in the ass to install one of these fuckers.




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Re: Bought a Bidet for my toilet. Not a joke, though I will add one. Still they make it plumber like to install in your toilet. [Re: Barnaby]
    #28116291 - 12/29/22 12:33 PM (1 year, 30 days ago)

Mine's ridiculously easy to install, doesn't require any tools at all.  What brand did you buy?


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Re: Bought a Bidet for my toilet. Not a joke, though I will add one. Still they make it plumber like to install in your toi... [Re: Barnaby]
    #28117247 - 12/30/22 08:34 AM (1 year, 29 days ago)

I do declare! A muddy bottom boy in remission!


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Re: Bought a Bidet for my toilet. Not a joke, though I will add one. Still they make it plumber like to install in your toi... [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #28118257 - 12/30/22 11:56 PM (1 year, 28 days ago)

Brown, and Buster.  Seems like something is off. 

To answer a question is the LUXE Bidet.  They spelt Bidet in cursive which made me laugh.  I got it figured out reading the owners manual. 

Took a bit but the Bidet, will be installed correctly without flooding.  Been putting it off but it will work.  And once again I get the joke and people in America will be confused but learn from other places and societies.

A lot use it and you don't seem like a troll.  So on with some basic plumbing.  Not a joke.  Figured a lot of shit out with my drainage and cleaning out the pipe from a woman I was told died in the apartment I rented in her 90's and was pulling hair out like it was from the movie The Ring. 

Unclogged it, put in a new shower head and so now this.  I learn even if I fuck it up the first time.  Made me laugh.  This black guy, no offense on youtube going off on how he found out about these new wipes that wouldn't make his asshole itch.  I get it.

Seriously it just seems this is easier and more sanitary than dipping toilet paper in the water after flushing and wiping ones ass. 

Life, isn't it a wonder?  People ignore all the small things.  I am ashamed to shit.  Whatever.  Going Anon.  God.



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