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an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs)
    #28098199 - 12/15/22 02:28 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

This trip report details the first time I have ever done shrooms (about 2 years ago now). Leading up to this point I had tried a batch of shrooms that had little to no effect on my (at most slightly enhanced vision and brighter colors). I had also done acid 3 or 4 times at this point but nothing more than one tab at a time. I was pretty new to tripping as a whole, and since the first time I had taken shrooms was a complete dud I decided to step it up. I go and get Albino Penis Envy mushrooms (which I thought I knew were more potent but I now know to be even stronger than I originally believed) and since the last time I took shrooms I had taken 2-2.5 grams without effect I decided to take 3.5 grams to be sure something happened to me this time.


I am at my friends house which is a very comfortable place. For context he lives at the end of a half-mile drive way on a peninsula that is surrounded by salt-water marshes and at one spot it over looks the rivers that fill up when the beach is at low tide (I forget what they are called) none the less it is a beautiful property. So I am in his house and I eat the whole 3.5 grams of APEs. I didn't do that great of a job when it came to chewing them as I was taken aback by the taste and swallowed them very quickly. In addition to this I hadn't eaten much that day so my stomach was quite empty.


Everything I had read online at this point had told me the that the mushrooms would take around 30-40 minutes to kick in so I decided to drive with my friend (who agreed to trip sit me) down his drive way and across the street to a small nature reserve. At this point roughly 10 minutes had passed and as I put the car in park in the parking lot of this reserve, I look up at the trees in front of me. The branches of the trees came to life as I was looking at them and seemed as if they were waving at me up and down. Everywhere I looked on the bark there were black dots or holes (I am not sure which) that appeared in every dark spot. At this point I am starting to feel very nauseous and thus my stomach is becoming very uneasy and I am not feeling very well. I turn and tell my friend that the mushrooms have started to hit and he advises we start walking. So I get out of the car and as we start walking.


I am looking down at the grass and once again in all the dark spots of the grass, there were these black beads/eyes/holes in all of the dark shadows of the grass. We keep walking and eventually we come around this bend where there is this massive old tree with reaching branches and a bench underneath, and as I am looking at this tree it is covered in these knots all over it, except these ones seem to be looking back at me. I am just staring at this tree and at this point I am unable to close my mouth without discomfort and I am feeling uneasy as ever. But as I look at this tree I feel this intense wisdom and experience coming from it, it was something that I can't describe but it was as if I knew the oldness of this tree. At this point we are sitting on the bench and I am feeling terrible from the nausea. Then we see a couple walking their dog in the park coming towards us. I begin to panic as I thought they would surly know I was high as a kite and would call me out for it. So I tell my friend and we walk back to the car.


On the way back to the car we are walking through this field when all of a sudden I feel this presence next to me. I look up and I can see and feel the presence of what I can only assume to be mother nature. I feel like I am a baby and she has a hold of my hand and is leading me through her land. All of a sudden when I look around me it was as if a veil has been lifted from the world and I see nature as something I never had and see the true beauty of what mother nature has created for us. As we continue to walk to the car she is still cradling me in her arms and leading me through her land as if I was her son. There was a deep strong connection between us and I felt like her new born in her hands. Then we got to the car and I got in the passenger seat as I was in no state to drive. As soon as I got in the car however I went into full paranoia. I begin to fully freak out and I am terrified of the car I am in. It was only a five minute drive but it felt like eternity.


I was disgusted at the fact that a humans had built a car and so clearly violated mother natures will. Every inch of my body is filled with disgust and resentment, as well as an overwhelming feeling of terror/fear. We start to drive up his windy drive way and I am looking out the window trying to ignore the fact that I am in a car and as I look out I see this massive pine tree that is on his property that is kind of shaped like an upside down water drop, but instead of pine branches each is a peacock feather and the eyes are blinking at me. Not only this there was an overwhelming aura being emitted from the tree. The sky behind it was saturated blue as well as the grass which was saturated yellow (it was early spring at this time so grass was still recovering from the winter). The aura that the tree produced was so powerful that I could only look at the tree for a split second before I had to tear my eyes away from it in fear of being too strongly overwhelmed. There was something irksome and insanely powerful that the tree emitted that I cannot begin to describe (my friend has previously mentioned that the house he lived in and the property used to be an ancient native American burial ground as the house was built roughly in the 1640s if I remember correctly, so perhaps it had something to do with that but I am not sure). I hadn't been aware as I was driving up the driveway but I had been growing in the arms of mother nature and I was now in my teenage years.


When I get out of the car and my nausea is still really strong, and all of a sudden I feel like I am thrown into the middle of a hurricane. It is me as a teenager and my mom mother nature in the eye of this hurricane fighting violently as every negative and destructive emotion and thought you can image rips around us at a thousand miles per hour creating this hurricane. Me and my mom (mother nature) are fighting about humanity. She is pissed at me and humanity for creating structures, houses, cars, etc. instead of living off the land the way Adam and Eve did. The way she intended it to be. And all the while as I have grown into this teenager from a baby I am shouting right back at her about how it isn't human nature to live off the land and that it is not possible for us to do that anymore. I am not sure what else happened in the argument or where my mom (mother nature) went but all of a sudden I threw up and all of my nausea disappeared, and along with it the negative energy that was surrounding my trip previously.


As I looked around I experienced nothing but intense euphoria and pure joy. I still saw nature the way that mother nature had shown me how too. I can't describe it, everything was the same but it wasn't at all I still have no idea. At this point I felt myself grow and mature into an adult and I left on my own away from mother nature (whether she went away or was left behind I do not remember). From here I was tired of the outdoors as I was left very drained from my what felt like an eternity argument with mother nature. So I went into my friends house where he has a coach that are surrounded by windows where I laid down.


The sun streamed through the windows and hit my face and warmed me. I looked out of the window outside and saw vines grow up around the window and bud the most beautiful colored roses I had ever seen in my life. The room I was in melted away and in its place was a white gazebo in the middle of a field. I sat there for quite sometime talking to my friend (the trip-sitter) and enjoying the warmth of the sun through the windows and recovered some of my strength.


My memory from this point of my trip is a little spotty but I remember my other friend come into the house as he had just arrived. When he came into the room I looked at his neck and there was a huge eye right on the side of it. For some reason it didn't freak me out though and I tried to explain to them the best I could what I was seeing. Since they weren't tripping they went outside to go smoke and left me alone. While they were gone I put on some music and let it take over me. Since I had thrown up I had not stopped smiling the biggest smile every but when I put the music on I was completely taken over by it and my somehow massive smile got even bigger.


I was laying in the couch and just let the music take over my. I was dancing while laying down completely enthralled with the rhythms and sounds I was hearing. Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere I felt my consciousness get tubed up out of my body.


All of a sudden my consciousness was traveling along a path of astral matter. As I am walking along this path, I come across an old man with a long white beard and a walking stick. His cloak was a blue I had never seen before and seemed to shimmer and move as if it were made out of planets and stars. I stopped and talked to him for a while, and he told me about his travels through the universe, the past, the present, and the future. He talked to me for a long time about his past, present, and future. He even told me my own and much, much more that I cannot even begin to remember. I continued to walk down this path once we separated and I came across another inter-dimensional being. I completely forget what it was or what we talked about but I remember it was some kind of wise thing possibly a tree or a deity that took on the form of a plant or was green but thats about all I remember.


I don't remember what happened in-between but the next thing I remember was I was in this weird astral space that had multiple dimensions too it, but vaguely reminded me of a sphere. On the top of this sphere was some kind of disco ball and covering the walls of the sphere were these weird ports/tubes made out of what I can only guess to be the fabric of space and time. As there would be new things shooting into the room from these ports every now in then. What this room was, was a place for beings from all possible realities and places to merge their consciousnesses into one room. My consciousness was in the room with all of these other beings. I knew everyone's past and present, and they knew mine. We were all connected.


Unlike the talk with the old man on the path which had been a very spiritual and wise experience for me, this one was very clearly a crazy party, as every conscious that I was connected to was having a crazy time. I learned from all of these beings (since we were all one) that this was some kind of common place party that these beings connected to blend all of there consciousnesses into one. I also learned there were thousands of these hubs all around and everyone was just having a good time (similar party feeling that I can only describe as a rave/concert/club all combined into one). This is by far one of the weirdest feelings I have had and it made me realize in this moment that literally everybody/thing likes to have fun and go out even people from different realities, although their version is significantly more fun and profound than ours.


This next part I have no recollection of as I was still in the party but I know through my friends and the texts I sent them. Apparently on of the parts of being in this hub of consciousnesses is that you could enter the people's bodies that were in this place (which I would have attempted, if I had known that a possibility). Regardless my friends who were smoking got texts from my phone which read "there is this need to tell u people everything that is happening but I don't know who u people are. Like I have this urge to tell you. This reality that u guys have here is hype, although it must suck to be trapped in this one life and way of thinking. U guys don't even know that there are completely different things and stuff do u. Holy shit. I'm in a borrowed brain." Like I said I had no idea this happened until after the fact and my friends did not return in time to meet this other being that inhabited my body for a brief time. How this is even possible and the fact that something else's consciousness was in my body still blows my mind to this day and it is a very weird feeling to think that is even possible.


When my friends came back from smoking, I had left the inter-dimensional space that I was in and I was back in our reality. I was talking to them for a while still insanely happy for no reason and very euphoric. I remember I could see the distance of space between me and different things. By this I mean I could see/sense the air in a way that I could not before, where it is usually nonexistent, I could feel/sense its existence and amount. Everywhere I looked I could see this aura/energy radiating off everything and connecting everything together. I couldn't see anything that was in the actual room, rather I saw a vast patter of 2D abstract shapes that would move and primary colors that do not exist in our world.


This is all I remember from the trip, which I have been told is not much at all despite how long I wrote about this. From what my friends say I was saying a lot more stuff that they could barely understand. As to what that stuff was and the other things I experienced on this trip I will never know, but this was truly an insane first experience on mushrooms and over all I'd give it a 10/10. The only time I was freakout/scared at all was the beginning due to the nausea, but after I vomited the rest of the trip was nothing but pure euphoria and joy. I hope I have done this trip justice in describing it as it was roughly 2 years ago. I am not much of a writer and could not hope to capture the feelings and emotions that came with this trip, rather I can only get what I saw into words and I know I am not doing it nearly enough justice. I know this was a long read but I hope you enjoyed! This was truly a trip of a life time.


Edited by calvinhobbes (12/15/22 08:39 PM)


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OfflineGiermmo
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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: calvinhobbes] * 1
    #28098447 - 12/15/22 09:19 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Dude you need to edit it and give it a better format like paragraphs or so.
Nobody will read it this way.


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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: calvinhobbes]
    #28098470 - 12/15/22 09:34 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I agree. Paragraphs please. Those tiny words are swimming beneath my eyes.


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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: Neurotech]
    #28099253 - 12/15/22 05:40 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I started to read this and was enjoying your report but had to give up on it.  Too hard to read without paragraphs. Stay in school dude.:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:


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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: Giermmo]
    #28099584 - 12/15/22 08:40 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Sorry this was my first post on here and I wasn't aware how small the text is, but I fixed it I hope it is easier to read now.


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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: Neurotech]
    #28099589 - 12/15/22 08:43 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

fixed!


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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: afrogus]
    #28099592 - 12/15/22 08:43 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

fixed it! hope you enjoy


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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: calvinhobbes]
    #28101594 - 12/17/22 02:45 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Great report and IMHO very much describes what it's all about. There is so much we don't tap into out there, crossing dimensions is a buzz, thank you for sharing.


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Re: an insane first mushroom trip (3.5 g APEs) [Re: ACTSmokey]
    #28109160 - 12/22/22 07:15 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

This was a quite interesting read, I sort of liked how that barf turned everything around lol


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