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How long is weed in your system for? * 1
    #28086910 - 12/07/22 02:41 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

I used to smoke weed like a fucking fiend. Age 18-24 ish. I'm 32 now and have been totally off weed for nearing 10 years.


I bought 1.5 grams 14 days ago. I smoked those 1.5 grams fairly frequently in low doses (but each time got incredibly fucking stoned lol). I went through the first 1.5 grams in 4-5 days.

I was then off weed for 2 days. And bought another 1.5 grams about a week ago. And have smoked that this last week. PLUS I found someone selling a weed edible and I ate that yesterday (it had little to no effect).






So a company has randomly fucking offered me an excellent job. Better than my current. And now I'll need a drug test lol.



I used to be fat when I smoked last and I remember it taking a month or longer to get out of my system. Plus I was smoking 24/7.





Now I'm super fit and hit the gym and eat right and drink loads of water. PLUS its a tiny amount of weed I've had.




How long yall reckon till I'd piss clean?





Are we talking high chance of pissing clean in 7 days? Or medium chance? I can delay calling back this company for probably 7 days and then hope they dont drug test me right away. But due to the field I'm in they will almost certainly test me.


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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: MuffinShroomMan]
    #28086930 - 12/07/22 03:59 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

It varies a lot, but there is a chance you could pass a test in 7 days... Only way to be certain is go and buy some tests and use them on yourself. Good luck!
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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Cub3d]
    #28088122 - 12/08/22 01:20 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

niacin + lots of water youll be clean in 7 days no sweat. drink up

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28089032 - 12/08/22 05:22 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Niacin does absolutely nothing, nor does chugging water

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: vandago]
    #28089441 - 12/08/22 09:06 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

People have reported exercise helps. They say that you excrete more of the thc metabolites stored in your fat after a hard workout. So they recommend working out for many days before the test, but not the day of. Definitely get some tests to at least see for yourself.

Edited by CreonAntigone (12/08/22 09:17 PM)

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: CreonAntigone] * 1
    #28095970 - 12/13/22 01:27 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

I’ve taken hundreds upon hundreds of drug tests as an active smoker. Your overall diet and activity are a huge factor in how quick you clean out. When i was a lazy fast food eating loud mouth couch dweller with no muscle, I was pushing 48 days to clean out ( urine, lab test ). Once I became a drummer and started physical training and began eating lean meat and stayed healthy, I could smoke the week of a test and clean out before it ( mouth swab )As far as piss goes I never tested that beyond 28 days. I would smoke for 1 day and then stop the rest of the month and pass every time.

As far as cheating the tests, if a lab test I have had good results with a decent bit of aspirin before the test to throw it off. My levels would be 25% of what they really were. I read that aspirin almost masks thc in a urinalysis because of some similarity between the excretion, but I’ve never been able to find the literature on this again. I read it somewhere in Erowid in 2005.

Myths:
Sure gel
Niacin
Chugging water ( this is not healthy either at some of the amounts I’ve seen people do, and if your urine is diluted you have to retake anyways )
Bleach ( seen it )
Adding substance to the cup to “pass” ( I’ve heard people using vinegar and also bleach … not together )
Chugging vinegar
Those stupid bottles of sludge from the head shop

What does work to pass a test?

Someone else’s piss, or synthetic urine from the head shop.

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: vandago]
    #28096139 - 12/13/22 03:42 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

@MuffinShroomMan how did the test go? :-)

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Cub3d] * 1
    #28128654 - 01/07/23 12:18 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Lots of water right before the test with creatine and b complex the morning of or night before.

Water dilutes ppm of metabolites. Creatine tells the test strip that the pee is not watered down. B complex adds specific gravity and looks yellow.

Good luck. This is not legal or medical advice.


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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Nichrome]
    #28164704 - 01/30/23 04:53 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Did you pass?  It took 60 days last time I needed to take a PT.  I was getting fat and I smoked a lot at that time.

I used to have to take piss tests all the time and the key is lots of water as others have said.

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Shinobi6]
    #28167531 - 02/01/23 12:37 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

People tend to not believe the 60 day thing, but I can verify that’s legit.

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: vandago] * 2
    #28170243 - 02/03/23 03:58 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

60 days is a terrible long time :eek:

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Cub3d] * 1
    #28173080 - 02/05/23 08:09 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I was testing myself when going from temp to hire. I was still positive after 21 days and negative after 27.

Drinking a lot of water can backfire. If your urine doesn't contain enough solutes, they will retest.


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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Brian Jones] * 1
    #28173180 - 02/05/23 09:51 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Just don’t drink a lot of water before the test, and always catch your pee stream in the middle, which is messy sometimes.

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: vandago]
    #28174286 - 02/06/23 12:05 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Good advice. And yes, drink lots of water the day before, not the day of.

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #28175706 - 02/07/23 03:44 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

It is the surprise tests that worry the most :-(

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: MuffinShroomMan]
    #28203263 - 02/24/23 09:09 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

try testing yourself before you go, if you haven't smoked in a while then you still might be clean or very close to clean.


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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: MuffinShroomMan]
    #28206768 - 02/27/23 12:56 PM (1 year, 29 days ago)

Depends on potency, how often and how much you smoked.


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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: loladoreen]
    #28206793 - 02/27/23 01:07 PM (1 year, 29 days ago)

1. Stop consuming cannabis in all forms (This part is obvious)

2. Call your doctor and request a 5-panel drug test.  This is a lab-grade chemical analysis that will test for the presence of cannabis in your system.  If they won't do it, ask to be referred to a testing lab that will.  You need to know that you'll pass your drug test before actually taking it.

3.  Try to get information on what kind of drug test you'll be administered.  If it's a hair test, tell them that you have a buzz cut, and they'll be forced to switch to a urine test.  They need a minimum of 1.5 inches of hair for a hair test.

4. Depending on how long it'll be before you start working, get a new drug test every week to ensure that you're still clean.

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: uninc4life2010]
    #28206888 - 02/27/23 02:33 PM (1 year, 29 days ago)

Damn we got our random testing and testing at hire squashed by unions/legal teams. Be God damned if my employer is going to tell me what I can and can't do on my free time.freedom FTW!

Though even if it stuck I would have just pushed till I get caught.

Worst that will happen is embarrassment. But then I'd probably have to be in there sobriety program.

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Re: How long is weed in your system for? [Re: Abombs]
    #28211266 - 03/02/23 04:26 PM (1 year, 26 days ago)

I remember getting called for a job in my younger days as I was ripping the bong. Next day or day after I went in for my quiz. I passed with a drink and I took a B vitamin to make my urine yellow. I just remember when you drank the drink. Then you drank 64 more ounces. I had to stop 3 times in 20 minutes to pee.


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