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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28077100 - 11/30/22 08:41 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is the type of guy that his friend buys him a TV for Christmas. Then he buys another friend of his car and then the friend that bought him a TV he buys them a nice pen that says Merry Christmas on it. Then he takes videos of his friend driving the car he bought him and watches the videos on his new 4K TV without inviting his friend that he just got a pen in return for the TV for over.


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28077105 - 11/30/22 08:42 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Smellyhobbit said:
Rusty, no! I was gonna burn myself. You took the bullet for me.




And you? You couldn't even afford to buy your friend a pen. So I guess no one would be jealous if they couldn't have a car. You couldn't afford any of that. You don't even split the crack rock with any of your friends after you go out and suck dick on the street all night for the money to buy the crack rock for it. Even considering that they're doing most of the work and doing most of the blowing and you're kind of just holding the shaft for them.

This is what I hate about holidays. Christmas just brings out the greediest jerks out of everybody.


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28077119 - 11/30/22 08:49 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I have never seen or even heard of a crackhead sharing a rock :lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28077225 - 11/30/22 09:57 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Makes too many corrections way too often ^

:shrug:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28077226 - 11/30/22 09:57 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Shits the bed and blames the dog. Lives alone.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28077347 - 12/01/22 12:15 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Eats a "carnivore" diet because it's all the rage but that mostly consists of hotdogs, Vienna sausage, & spam. Thinks they're a healthy individual.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28077349 - 12/01/22 12:17 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Calling my ass all the way out. I love SPAM and hotdogs lmao.

Buys cheap craft paint strictly to drink.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28077417 - 12/01/22 03:50 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

is team Edward


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #28078290 - 12/01/22 03:02 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is team Edward VIII


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28078298 - 12/01/22 03:04 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Buys scratch and sniff stickers and plasters them all over himself, constantly bugs people to try them out.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28078300 - 12/01/22 03:06 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is a joyless boring predictable fuddy duddy, bent on yucking other peoples’ yum


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28078394 - 12/01/22 04:14 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Obsessed with Egon Spengler too much. There are 3 other awesome Ghostbusters. One of them got to bang Sigourney Weaver by the way.

Got that goo all over him that absorbed all the hate of the city. Which is why he acts like such an asshole all the time.


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28078400 - 12/01/22 04:18 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has genital herpes and smokes roaches


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28078403 - 12/01/22 04:20 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Peels grapes before eating them


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28078423 - 12/01/22 04:41 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Nose hair so long he can braid them, and does


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28078542 - 12/01/22 06:07 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Went bald at 16


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28078589 - 12/01/22 06:31 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

My cosin did go bald early

And I started to thin around 25, I started taking drugs to stop it at 30

Self diss I take drugs to stop balding


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28078595 - 12/01/22 06:33 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Ditto

:bow2:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28078603 - 12/01/22 06:40 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I started visibly balding at 17 and shaved it all off. Fuck trying to save hair that don’t love me enough to stick around.


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Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28078614 - 12/01/22 06:46 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Pisses in the bathwater and doesn't pull the plug when getting out.


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